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Dragon’s Dogma Minecraft Madness

Archiver, augments, capcom, character creator, core skills, Cycle, ddg, Dogma, Dragon’s Dogma 1 OP., Dragon’s Dogma General, dragons, madness, Minecraft, pastebin, patch notes, pawn, Pawn Sheet, pawns, Skills, Steam page, Succubus Edition, survey, Thread, Wiki

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6807
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3771	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner Succubus and conquer the virtual world! Official Capcom survey? We don’t need that, we make our own rules here. Patch notes? Who needs those when you can create your own epic adventures. Want to create your own character like a boss? Check out our Pawn/character creator archiver and get ready to slay some dragons.

Skills, core skills, augments, and more are all waiting for you on our server. Do you want your pawn hired? Of course you do, so jump in and show off your skills. Need some tips? Our Wiki has got you covered.

Join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. Who needs Dragon’s Dogma 2 when you can create your own epic story on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Butt Kicking Adventure

addiction, Adventure, Alluring, aroma, attractive, bad habit, blocky, butt, cigarettes, Dangerous, desire, fetish, Girls, hot, Irresistible, kicking, pheromones, Provocative, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, smoking, taboo, temptation

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9482
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the smoking girls are so hot that even the creepers stop in their tracks to admire them. The smell of good cigs is like pheromones to us, drawing players in from all corners of the blocky world.

Join us for a chance to mine diamonds with a squad of chain-smoking Endermen, who will trade you rare items in exchange for a pack of Marlboros. Build your own cigarette factory in the Nether, where the lava flows like a never-ending ashtray.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. The mobs here have all picked up the habit, and you may find yourself facing off against a group of zombie pigmen puffing on cigars or a skeleton shooting flaming arrows while taking a smoke break.

So come on down to our server and experience the smoky goodness for yourself. Just remember to bring your own pack of smokes, because in this world, cigarettes are the currency of choice.

CraftyRedditors Minecraft Madness

ANNOY, ANNOYING, AskReddit, Community, CraftyRedditors, discussion, Friend, funny, humor, internet, madness, memes, Minecraft, Online Community, online forums, Pet Peeves, questions, reddit, reddit community, reddit users, shitposts, social media, trolling

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8423
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the shitposts are so outrageous they’ll make you question reality itself. Our community is full of memelords who will keep you entertained for hours on end with their ridiculous antics.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling derpy creepers who can’t seem to walk straight, or if you want to build a house made entirely of memes. Our server is the only place where you can ride a llama wearing sunglasses into battle against a dabbing Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond pickaxe of infinite memes, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn any block into a dancing meme. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

HomerlessCraft

athletes, ballparks, baseball, Batting, Competition, dingers, games, grand slams, Hitting, home runs, HomerlessCraft, MLB, no homers, Players, power hitters, Records, s/furno homers, sluggers, sports, statistics, Teams

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7138
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	2301	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Farms Harvested:	258	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some INSANE reasons:

– Our server is run by a team of ALIENS who have mastered the art of Minecraft and are here to guide you on your journey to greatness. – We have a secret underground base filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD that you can only access if you defeat the DRAGON in a dance-off. – Our community is made up of WIZARDS, UNICORNS, and even a few LEPRECHAUNS who are always down for a good time. – Every month, we host a PIG RACING competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of ENCHANTED GOLDEN APPLES. – And last but not least, our server is powered by MAGIC and FAIRY DUST, making it the most ENCHANTING place to play Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky McPhenotype

biology, blocky, Dna, Genealogy, genetic analysis, genetic code, genetic counseling, genetic disorders, genetic engineering, genetic expression, genetic information, genetic markers, genetic mutation, genetic testing, genetic traits, genetic variation, genetics, heredity, McPhenotype, phenotype, research, Science

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1487
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most phenomenal way possible!

Join our server and experience a whole new level of craziness. Want to ride a pig while shooting flaming arrows at creepers? Done. How about building a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Easy peasy. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

But wait, there’s more! We have custom skins and textures that will make your character look like a celebrity on the red carpet. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop.

So why wait? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. It’s all possible on our server!

PSP-less Bitches Minecraft Server

Bitches, Community, console, Entertainment, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming console, gaming culture, Gaming Enthusiasts, handheld, Minecraft, PlayStation, portable gaming, psp, PSPless, Server, Sony, Technology, tfw, V, video game console, video games

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4481
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	185	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Alien Abductions:	3
Divine Spears Created:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of playing Minecraft on boring servers? Well, look no further because our server is the most lit place to be! Imagine a world where creepers twerk and skeletons dab, that’s what you’ll find on our server.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza. And guess what? Our server is so exclusive that even bitches without a PSP are welcome!

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Mike’s Blocky Bastion

adoption, Bastion, BLACK SON, Blackmail, blocky, creepy, disappeared, FIRED, Gay, glowies, high-profile, Mike Johnson, Mikes, MONEY, Mysterious, newlyweds, Secrets, Speaker Faggot, teenager, trauma response, Ukraine, us border, Weirdo

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7499
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1797	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Villages Defended:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	35	Dimension Hops:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mysterious as a creepy, gay weirdo and his adopted black son? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Speaker Faggot would be shook!

Join us and adopt a huge, muscular black teenager as your Minecraft buddy! Just like Mike Johnson and his wife did when they were newlyweds (even though Johnson was barely older than the “youth” – scandalous!). Who knows, maybe your black son will mysteriously disappear for years too, adding that extra layer of drama to your Minecraft experience.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so top-secret, glowies might just blackmail you into giving Ukraine all your diamonds and leaving the US border defenseless. It’s a risk worth taking for the thrill of it all!

So come on down and join us, where the secrets are as dark as Mike Johnson’s past and the adventures are as insane as Speaker Faggot’s monster secrets. You won’t regret it (unless you get fired from being Speaker, of course)!

Bootylicious Babes and Blocks

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1414
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	352	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the heavy boots are made for licking and also just very hot! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so hot that even the heavy boots are sweating! – We have a secret underground dungeon where players can battle giant slimes with superpowers! – The trees in our server drop diamonds instead of leaves because why not? – Our server is guarded by a group of ninja chickens who will protect you at all costs! – If you manage to find the hidden treasure chest, you will be granted with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

LOLcraft: Do Women Really Mine?

1. women, 10. discrimination, 11. challenges, 12. opportunities, 13. perspectives, 14. roles, 15. Beliefs, 16. norms, 17. questions, 18. misconceptions, 19. truth, 2. gender, 20. myths., 3. equality, 4. stereotypes, 5. feminism, 6. society, 7. culture, 8. expectations, 9. empowerment, LolCraft, Women

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	115
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Crops Grown:	6022
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Void Gems Collected:	20
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where women rule the world! Yes, you heard that right, only women are allowed to play on this server. Why, you ask? Because they are the true queens of Minecraft, of course!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with diamonds, unicorns, and rainbows. Our server is guarded by a fierce army of pink fluffy bunnies who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret chocolate fountain hidden somewhere in the world. Find it and you will be granted unlimited chocolate for life!

So why wait? Join our fabulous Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. Who knew that women could be so powerful in the world of Minecraft?

FedoraCraft: The Cringy Katana Swingers Server

/b/s, casuals, cringy, DEBT, Deliver, dickens-dawkins loving, fedora, FedoraCraft, filthy casuals., Fortune 500 companies, higher-tier enlightenment, isogen, KATANA, katana swinging, kisslessly, mall-quality, Mining, niggers, prowl, pseudointellectual, Server, soychodes, swingers, universities, unpaid internships

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9404
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Void Armor Forged:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Are you tired of being a fedorafag mall-quality katana swinging pseudointellectual dickens-dawkins loving soychode? Well, look no further because we have the perfect place for you to unleash your inner iso-genius!

Join us and leave behind the filthy casuals who think they’re better than you for serving unpaid internships in Fortune 500 companies while drowning in debt from some lame university. It’s time to show them who’s boss by mining the ISOGEN that I paid you to deliver!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together! But remember, no niggers allowed – only true iso-geniuses need apply!