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RegretCraft: Where mainland Chinese players realize they backed the wrong block

Accountability, AUTHORITY, Backed, BLOCK, Censorship, China, Chinese, consequences, decision, Dictatorship, firing squad, Government, leadership, mainland, mainland Chinese, Oppression, Players, Politics, power, realization, realize, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, rulers, wrong, wrong horse

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8777
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Towns Built:	10

Are you tired of backing the wrong horse in life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can join a community where regret is a thing of the past! Our server is filled with players who have all realized they chose the wrong rulers in their past lives, but now they’re living their best lives building epic structures and battling mobs together.

Join us and experience the thrill of starting fresh in a world where firing squads are a thing of the past and the only thing you’ll be firing is your bow and arrow at pesky creepers. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and leave regret behind!

Minecraft SMP: /hhg/ Helluva Hotel General #2030

assassin business, Blitzo, Clownfish edition, Cytube channel, Demons, fanfic recordings, FICS, general, hazbin hotel, hazbin hotel pilot, Heaven, Hell, HELLUVA, Helluva Boss, Helluva Boss Pilot, Helluva Hotel General, hhg, Hotel, loona, millie, Minecraft, Moxxie, overpopulation, Rehabilitation, smp, SpindleHorse, Startup

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5791
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	129	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Emeralds Found:	7747
Zombie Dances:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Dimension Hops:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Welcome to Clownfish EditionOP Template! This Minecraft SMP is like no other, where you can join in on the chaos and madness of the Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss universe.

Imagine building your own hotel in Hell, just like Charlie, the princess of Hell, trying to rehabilitate demons to reduce overpopulation. Or maybe you want to run your own small assassin business with Blitzo and his crew in Helluva Boss. The possibilities are endless in this wacky and wild world.

Join now for a chance to create your own hilarious stories and adventures, from rehabilitating demons to running a startup in Hell. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on this Clownfish EditionOP Template Minecraft SMP!

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a hellishly good time. Join now and let the madness begin!

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

asian, baby, Boundaries, brother, close-knit, Communication, culture, decision, discomfort, family, House, Introverts, Minecraft, Move, NeighborlyCraft, parents, passive aggressive, Planning, selfish, Server, sister-in-law, Support

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6869
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ores Mined:	6975	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Are you tired of family drama and passive-aggressive behavior? Do you want to escape the chaos and enjoy some peace and quiet in Minecraft? Then join our server, where you can build your own virtual paradise away from nosy relatives!

Imagine a world where you can create your own family-free zone, where no one can bother you with their baby-raising opinions or constant visits. Build a fortress to keep out unwanted guests, or create a secret underground bunker to hide from family drama.

On our server, you can live out your introverted dreams without anyone judging you for wanting some alone time. Join now and escape the real world for a while – trust us, you won’t regret it!

SisterSavageCraft

adulting, communication struggles, coping with loss, dealing with difficult family members, emotional boundaries, emotional labor, family drama, family dynamics, GRIEVING, handling conflict, mental health, self-care, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sister drama, sister issues, SisterSavageCraft, support systems, toxic relationships

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5194
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Are you tired of dealing with dramatic and draining family members like my sis (F36)? Do you need a break from the chaos and just want to relax and have some fun? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and build your own virtual paradise!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity run wild. With 4 kids, a small bakery, and PPD, I know how important it is to take a break and have some me-time. And let’s be real, who has time for family drama when you have toddlers and an infant to take care of?

Forget about handling your sis with kid gloves and trying to smooth things over. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring new worlds, and hanging out with like-minded players who just want to have a good time.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave all the drama behind. Trust me, you won’t regret it! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine waiting to be discovered… 😉

Gold Diggers Anonymous

ANONYMOUS, anxiety, Competition, control, criticism, DIGGERS, Failure, fear, GOLD, Greed, Insecurity, ISOLATION, judgment, Loss, MONEY, power, RESPONSIBILITY, rich people, Status, success, uncertainty, Vulnerability, wealth

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7858
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Enchantments Applied:	190	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Chimeras Created:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Are you tired of rich people flaunting their fancy cars and designer clothes? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, rich people are terrified of losing all their diamonds in a lava pit! Join us for some hilarious antics as we watch the wealthy scramble to protect their precious loot from the dangers of the virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who only explodes in the presence of a diamond block. So come on down and see if you have what it takes to outwit the rich and outlast the spooky specter!

ExtinctionCraft: Disney’s Blockade Ship

activism, Amsterdam, Blockade, climate change, cruise ship, demonstration, Disney, disneys, environmental activism, Environmental awareness, European travel, Extinction Rebellion, ExtinctionCraft, global warming, luxury cruise, marine pollution, Netherlands, protest, Ship, sustainable travel, tourism, travel, vacation

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2605
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

Yo, imagine disney cruise ship tryna make its way to amsterdam but BAM, extinction rebellion be like “nah fam, you ain’t passin’ through here!” so now they stuck sailin’ around lookin’ for a new route like a lost puppy.

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be sailin’ on a magical journey just like that disney cruise ship, except you won’t get blocked by no rebellions. We got unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underwater city where Spongebob and Aquaman throw lit parties every weekend.

So hop on board and let’s set sail on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life! Or else you’ll end up like that poor disney ship, lost and confused in the middle of nowhere.

UglyAsianGFs & WhiteBoys – Minecraft Server

asian female, attraction, beauty standards, couples, Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, gender, height difference, Interracial Relationships, long-term relationships, love, Minecraft, physical appearance, prejudice, Race, relationships, Server, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, UglyAsianGFs, white male, Whiteboys

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7816
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Villages Defended:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Star Shards Collected:	210	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of seeing white male – ugly asian female couples everywhere you go? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to worry about that! Join us and escape the madness of the real world where height differences don’t dictate your love life.

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy builds that will make you forget all about those questionable couples. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so plentiful, they make even the most seasoned miners jealous.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to awkward couples and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether or not your creeper-proofing is up to par.

”/mlb/” The Crafting Crusaders Minecraft SMP

al, Angers edition, Brewers, cleveland, Crafting, crusaders, dodgers, Houston, long tail tags, Minecraft, MLB, NL, NY Yankees, Phillies, smp

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4017
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Endless Night Skies:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a server where alliances are formed and broken within minutes, where base raids are a daily occurrence, and where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s really keeping track?).

Our server is like a virtual version of the Yankees vs. Cleveland vs. Houston showdown, but with a twist – instead of baseball, we settle our disputes with epic PvP battles and build competitions. Will you be the Phillies, the Brewers, or the Dodgers of our server? Only time will tell!

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the reigning champion of our wild and wacky Minecraft world!

CompliMinecraft

backhanded compliment, bad compliment, belittling remark, CompliMinecraft, criticism, damaging compliment, derogatory feedback, disparaging remark, disrespectful compliment, harsh criticism, hurtful compliment, hurtful words, insensitive comment, insult, mean comment, negative feedback, offensive feedback, rude comment, unflattering remark, unkind words, worst compliment

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8320
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Star Shards Collected:	133	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Dimension Hops:	9

Are you tired of boring old compliments like “you’re so kind” or “you’re so smart”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll receive the most outrageous compliments ever! Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly someone screams “Your pickaxe skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a pickaxe wizard or something?!” Join our server for a daily dose of hilarious and absurd compliments that will have you rolling on the floor laughing!

Creeper’s Chaos: Ukraine Edition

Chaos, civilian casualties, Conflict, CREEPERS, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, Edition, electricity, emergency response, explosions, geopolitical tensions, Infrastructure, international relations, kyiv, Military, missile strike, power grid, Russian missile attack, SECURITY, targeted attack, Ukraine, War

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1821
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Divine Spears Created:	26
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	New Chunks Explored:	220621

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN RUSSIAN MISSILES CAN’T HANDLE THE POWER! EXPLOSIONS EVERYWHERE, JUST LIKE FIREWORKS ON NEW YEAR’S EVE! JOIN US AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE CHAOS! WHO NEEDS ELECTRICITY WHEN YOU HAVE EXPLOSIONS TO LIGHT UP THE NIGHT? COME ON, DON’T BE A CHICKEN, JOIN THE MADNESS!

BugOutCraft

assessments, Biodiversity, BugOutCraft, declines, Ecologists, entomology, Extinction, global concern, insect conservation, insect conservation efforts, insect discovery, insect diversity, insect extinction, insect populations, insect research, insect species, insects, named species, species, undiscovered insects, vulnerable

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4721
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more undiscovered insects than the whole dang world! we got bugs you ain’t never seen before, like the legendary fire-breathing ant and the elusive rainbow beetle. only 20% of our insects are named, so you can be the first to discover a new species and become famous in the insect world. our insect declines are of concern globally, but not on our server – we treat our bugs like royalty. so hop on and start exploring our bug-filled world today!