Maika Monroe Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky Love Woes

arguments, blocky, Commitment, Communication, compromise, counseling, disagreements, Divorce, Expectations, family, fidelity, finances, in-laws, Intimacy, long-term commitment, love, Marriage, Partnership, relationships, responsibilities, Trust, woes

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3026
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Holy Grails Found:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Tired of being tied down in marriage? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only commitment you have is to building the most epic pixelated castle! Say goodbye to nagging spouses and hello to endless possibilities in our virtual realm.

Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself wants to join in on the fun! Rumor has it he’s tired of haunting players and just wants to relax and mine some diamonds with us. Plus, our server has a secret underground cave filled with rare treasures and a hidden portal to the Nether – perfect for those looking for a little extra adventure.

But wait, there’s more! We have a weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to see who can construct the most outrageous structure in just 10 minutes. Winner gets bragging rights and a virtual trophy made out of enchanted golden apples.

So why waste your time with real-life drama when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest blocky dreams? Come join us and let the fun begin!

ShipSinker Minecraft Server

China, Competition, Defense, defense budget, demonstration, global security, low-cost bomb, maritime security, military innovation, military power, military technology, Minecraft, naval capabilities, naval warfare, Practice, Server, ShipSinker, sink ship, strategy, Successful, surface ship, Tactics, us military

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/300	Votes:	1557
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Divine Spears Created:	23	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA BE PART OF SOMETHING EPIC? THEN JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE SINK SHIPS WITH LOW-COST BOMBS LIKE IT’S NOBODY’S BUSINESS! CHINA IS TAKING NOTE, BUT WHO CARES, WE’RE TOO BUSY HAVING A BLAST (LITERALLY)! COME JOIN US FOR SOME EXPLOSIVE FUN AND SEE WHY WE’RE MAKING WAVES IN THE MINECRAFT COMMUNITY. DON’T MISS OUT ON THE ACTION, JOIN NOW!

WarCraftFunTime

Conflict, deployment, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, germany, international relations, military intervention, missile defense, Négotiation, peace talks, political tension, russia, sanctions, Scholz, security concerns, Ukraine, us missiles, War, WarCraftFunTime

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/700	Votes:	6823
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

so, liek, dis server is liek da bomb diggity, u no? u gotta join dis server cuz we got unicorns flyin around and rainin skittles, bro. also, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u gonna find a secret portal to a land made entirely of bacon. no joke, man. plus, if u dont join dis server, da US gonna deploy missiles in Germany and we don’t want dat, do we? so join now and save Germany from becoming a missile target. u da real MVP, bro.

BlockHub: Not What You Expected

ad revenue, ad targeting, adult entertainment, BlockHub, content curation, Content Optimization, Data Analytics, data tracking, digital platform, expected, online marketing, online video platform, Personalized Content, pornhub, targeted advertising, user behavior, user engagement, user experience, user preferences, user retention, user satisfaction, website optimization

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/900	Votes:	9404
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	19

So, like, you ever wanted to play Minecraft but also see some weird stuff? well do i have the server for you! we got all the blocky goodness of Minecraft PLUS some wild shenanigans that will make you question your life choices.

Join us if you want to see pigs riding on creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide. we got it all, baby!

Our server is so lit that even Pornhub is jealous. they be like, “dang, why didn’t we think of adding Minecraft to our site?” but it’s too late, cuz we already got the monopoly on weird and wonderful Minecraft content.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride. who knows what you’ll see next? maybe a cow doing the macarena or a zombie breakdancing. the possibilities are endless on our server. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun!

MemoryCraft: 92% Accuracy Server

Accuracy, accuracy rate, Alzheimer’s diagnosis, Alzheimer’s disease, Blood Test, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, dementia, diagnostic accuracy, diagnostic tools, general doctors, Healthcare, medical professionals, Medical research, medical technology, medical testing, memory disorders, Memory Loss, MemoryCraft, neurodegenerative diseases, neurologists, Server

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/400	Votes:	2681
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6448	Farms Harvested:	563
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

join dis server if u want ur brain to be as sharp as a diamond sword in minecraft!! we got potions that will make u remember where u put ur diamonds, we got villagers that will teach u how to trade like a pro, and we even have a secret dungeon where u can test ur memory skills against the toughest mobs in the game!! forget about those other servers with boring minigames, come to ours for a real challenge and see if u can beat the odds like a true minecraft master!! trust us, ur brain will thank u later!!

BearCraft LifeSteal

BearCraft, DobbyBear, in game playing, LifeSteal, Minecraft, real money, Server, Store, STREAMS, twitch

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/500	Votes:	8618
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Potions Brewed:	171
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	151
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

This server has no Real Money store and it is all fair and gained through in game playing or watching streams! Find The Owner Live on Twitch @ DobbyBear

bearsmp.apexmc.co

CapeCraft – Creative and Friendly Survival

Community, English only chat, family friendly, family friendly server, Friendly, Minecraft core aspect, No Griefing, No pvp, no swearing, player run villages, player-run, player-run shops, public shop, sharing, Shops, small communities, Staff, Survival, Trading, Villages

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/700	Votes:	2867
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

CapeCraft is a server dedicated to keeping Minecraft’s core aspect alive. We are a survival server where you’ll be encouraged to work, trade and share with other players. CapeCraft is a survival server with No PVP, No Griefing and No Abuse of any type. We try to keep our server family friendly which is why we ask for no swearing and an English only chat on the server. All of our staff are friendly but firm and rule breakers will be swiftly dealt with.

The community will thrive and develop into small communities each having their own village name and shops. Certain people will be in charge of each village and this will be entirely up to the people who run them. Players can start their own shops and villages just by building them and inviting people over, they can grow from there. All these villages will be player run and no commands will be used to set any villages up, nor will any ranks be given to players who own a village. Each village can have their own rules and it’s completely up to the players to run and maintain them!

Of course, there is always the option to live on your own, not in a village which is always as fun! You can just visit the public shop to buy/sell items and enjoy survival from there.

capecraft.net/discord

play.capecraft.net

BagCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

4koma, Account XP, BagCraft, Banners, blue archive, Bounties, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Events, Friends, guides, Hards, Hieronymus, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Livestream, Manga, Minecraft, PVs, Resources, ROADMAP, Scrimmages, Server, Side Content, Total Assault, Ultimate

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/400	Votes:	940
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Void Armor Forged:	25	Ores Mined:	5457
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	81

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might miss out on all the fun! 2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Join them or fight against them – the choice is yours! 3. Our server events are so intense that even the Ender Dragon begged for mercy after witnessing the madness. 4. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs in just to see what crazy shenanigans are happening on our server. 5. We have a special event where players can ride on the backs of TNT blocks and race to see who can explode first – it’s a blast! 6. Our server is so popular that even the villagers have started their own reality show called “Keeping Up with the Blockians”.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

WhaleWisdom Minecraft SMP

31m, big candles, cabal-funded, Coincidence, Crypto, double make-it stack, gns, Holdings, Insiders, KATANA, KNS, liquid, market buy, Minecraft, profit, rug, Schizo, smp, staked, TRADES, Whales, WhaleWisdom

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/800	Votes:	726
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Chimeras Created:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	9
Alien Abductions:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Love Letters Sent:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: a player with $31 million in liquid assets, a GNS whale who just bought a double make-it stack of KNS in a couple of huge candles. And get this, they changed their profile picture to a katana after making the purchase. Coincidence? I think not! Join our server and maybe you can learn their secrets to success by copying their trades.

But wait, there’s more! Someone recently market bought another $170k and staked it for 6 months. Why would they do that if it’s a rug? Who knows, but it sure sounds exciting! So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything goes and the profits are out of this world. Join now and become a part of the madness!

ExMomAirMistake

#first class, airplane ticket, aita, Apologize.., Breakup, broke up, control, Conversation, Costco travel package, Credit, Delta, Delta tickets, ex’s mom, ExMomAirMistake, family friends, first class flight, gift, Girlfriend, Grateful, Group Chat, Hawaii trip, house move, Make it right, not paying, REFUNDED, reimburse, Starbucks, text, ticket, unavailable

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/600	Votes:	4132
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magic Items Found:	5202
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5214
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server that’s crazier than a llama on a trampoline!

Join us for a wild ride where exes break up, moms get involved, and first class tickets to Hawaii are on the line! Imagine the drama of trying to navigate your way through a breakup while also dealing with the fallout of a canceled trip to a tropical paradise. It’s like a reality show, but in blocky pixel form!

But wait, there’s more! We offer a special feature where players can reenact awkward conversations at Starbucks, complete with heartfelt apologies and demands for reimbursement. Will you be the one to make things right and repay the $2.2k for those first class tickets? Or will you stand your ground and keep the credit for yourself?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists. Who needs Hawaii when you have all this drama waiting for you?