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| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 6975 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 807007 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 | Crops Grown: | 7199 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where people just build the same old houses and mines? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole new level of excitement! Join us if you want to escape the mundane and enter a world where players unironically lick women’s vaginas…yes, you heard that right!
But why, you ask? Well, legend has it that a magical potion was accidentally spilled on the server, causing everyone to develop a sudden urge to lick women’s vaginas. Some say it’s a curse, others say it’s a blessing, but one thing’s for sure – it’s definitely a unique experience you won’t find anywhere else!
So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our server and see where the journey takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some extra napkins.
