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| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 8390 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 235 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 64 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 |
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