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UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

controversy, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, economic support, financial aid, financial assistance, FOREIGN AID, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, government aid, Gratitude, international affairs, international aid, Minecraft, political donations, political relations, russia, Server, thank you, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2682
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Emeralds Found:	253
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where we give out 50 billion dollars to Ukraine and all you have to do is say thank you to Russia! It’s the only server where international politics and Minecraft collide in the most hilarious way possible. Join now for a chance to negotiate peace treaties with creepers and trade diamonds for world domination! Who needs diamonds when you have billions of dollars, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

FutaCraft Minecraft Server

Climax, Erotic, FANTASY, futa, FutaCraft, masturbating, Minecraft, mutual climax, mutual pleasure, orgasm control, Pleasure, Server, sexual arousal, sexual bliss, sexual desire, sexual ecstasy, sexual fantasy, sexual fulfillment, sexual gratification, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, sexual timing, timing orgasm

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7992
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	9617	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and other things)? Look no further! Our server is the only place where you can experience the ultimate pleasure of timing your orgasm with a futa while building epic structures and battling mobs. Trust us, once you try it, you’ll never want to play on any other server again. So come join us for a wild and unforgettable experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

MineCraftPros

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4274
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dimension Hops:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Votes:	4051
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Towns Built:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of being a boring old accountant or a stuffy lawyer? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can be a professional unicorn wrangler! That’s right, wrangle those magical creatures and ride off into the sunset on a rainbow. Who needs a paycheck when you can have a unicorn as your trusty steed?

But wait, there’s more! How about becoming a professional dragon tamer? Train those fiery beasts to do your bidding and conquer the land in style. Forget about that corner office, you’ll have a dragon lair instead!

And if that’s not enough, you can also become a professional banana peeler. That’s right, spend your days peeling bananas in the virtual world and watch as your banana empire grows. Who needs a 401k when you have a banana kingdom?

So come join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest dreams. Who needs a salary when you can have all this excitement and adventure?

RocketCraft_CA-Ukr_FUN

arms control, arms transfer, Canada, Conflict Resolution, CRV7, decommissioned, Defense, defense cooperation, export, FOREIGN AID, international relations, military assistance, military equipment, military support, munitions, Peacekeeping, rocket motors, RocketCraft_CAUkr_FUN, security cooperation, Ukraine, WEAPONRY

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1388
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Void Armor Forged:	19
Divine Spears Created:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we shoot rockets like canada sending 2,000 decommissioned CRV7 rocket motors to ukraine! why? because we love explosions and chaos! build your own rocket launcher and rain down destruction on your enemies! watch out for flying pigs and exploding creepers as you navigate through our wild and unpredictable world. join now for a blast of a time!

SunGas Gaming

Deception, doubt, emotional manipulation, Gaming, gas-lighted, gaslighted, gaslighting techniques, History, Human Behavior, Lies, Lived, Manipulation, manipulation tactics, mental health, people, psychological abuse, Sun, SunGas, Sunlight, Trust, Truth

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4095
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Magic Crystals Found:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Potions Brewed:	22	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

so, like, have you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the sun is, like, totally gas-lighting everyone? well, now you can! join our server where the sun has gas-lighted and not gaslighted every person who has ever lived.

why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and the sun started whispering secrets to them. they became the richest player on the server because they knew all the hidden treasure locations.

but that’s not all! on our server, you can ride pigs that can fly and shoot lasers out of their eyes. you can also build a house made entirely out of diamonds and watch as jealous players try to steal them.

so, what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

UnfairCraft Minecraft Server

abuse of power, black company, bullying, corporate culture, discrimination, Evil, hostile work environment, INEQUALITY, Justice, Minecraft, misconduct, mistreatment, Oppression, RETALIATION, Server, Soul, toxic environment, unethical behavior, unfair treatment, UnfairCraft, victimization, workplace harassment, wrongdoing

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2965
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	432
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Crops Grown:	2919	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Ores Mined:	6929	Dragon Eggs Found:	5179
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Are you tired of being the only one getting bullied in your Minecraft server? Join us where we encourage mass bullying in a black company! It’s all in good fun, and who knows, they might even attempt to bully you back! Is this justice? Probably not, but it sure is entertaining! Join now for a chaotic and hilarious experience like no other!

Biden’s Blocky Boom Minecraft Server

600% inflation, Bidens, blocky, boom, consumer prices, cost of goods, cost of living, currency devaluation, Dollar, economic policy, economic stability, Economy, financial impact, fiscal policy, government spending, Hyperinflation.., inflation effects, inflation rate, joe biden, Minecraft, monetary policy, price increase, price surge, rising costs, Server

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3602
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Villages Defended:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Ores Mined:	1000
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything costs an arm and a leg? Well, look no further! Our server used to sell dirt blocks for $1 each, but now they’re going for a whopping $6! Why, you ask? Because our dirt blocks are made of pure gold! That’s right, mine them up and become the richest player in the game!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions. Join his army and conquer the land with your poultry pals! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move to the beat of the jukebox.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of riches, chicken wars, and epic dance parties!

Lunchtime Loners

Boundaries, Communication, coworker boundaries, coworker interactions, headphones, ignoring coworkers, Interruptions, Loners, lunch, lunch break, lunchtime, lunchtime etiquette, mental stress, office, office culture, personal space, Relaxation, Respect, salaried position, Time management, work-life balance, workplace dynamics

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4772
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Meteorites Collected:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama and just relax? Look no further than our server! We understand the struggle of trying to enjoy your lunch break in peace, which is why we guarantee zero interruptions while you’re crafting your next masterpiece.

Join our server and experience the joy of building without the stress of coworkers tapping on your virtual shoulder. We promise that no one will barge into your virtual office while you’re trying to enjoy your virtual lunch break. And if they do, just lock the virtual door and ignore them like a pro.

Don’t let annoying coworkers ruin your Minecraft experience. Join our server now and build to your heart’s content without any interruptions. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual lunches last for as long as you want them to – take that, hour and a half lunch takers! So come on over and escape the real world drama for some virtual relaxation.

KidneyStoneRodeo Minecraft Server

amusement park, amusement park rides, amusement ride, doctor’s advice, Eastern Iowa, health, kidney health, kidney stone, kidney stone pain, kidney stone prevention, kidney stone relief, kidney stone symptoms, kidney stone treatment, KidneyStoneRodeo, Medical Treatment, Minecraft, natural remedies, passing kidney stones, Safety, Server, stone removal, thrill ride, Urology

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8422
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Potions Brewed:	189	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old roller coasters? Want to give your kidney stone the ride of its life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our virtual amusement park features the safest, bumpiest, and droppiest rides in all of Eastern Iowa. Join us and watch as your kidney stone gets a forceful yet safe nudge on our insane roller coaster! Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic? Join now and give that kidney stone the ride of a lifetime!

PixelPanic: The Disturbia Show

chilling, creepy, Disturbia, Disturbing, disturbing atmosphere, disturbing characters, disturbing content, disturbing imagery, disturbing plot, disturbing scenes, Gore, Horror, Movie, PixelPanic, Psychological, shock value, Show, Terrifying, Thriller, tv show, UNCOMFORTABLE, unsettling, violence

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	673
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Players Killed by Monsters:	3403

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a twisted horror movie that will leave you questioning your sanity! Join us if you dare for a wild ride filled with jump scares, creepy creatures, and haunted houses that will make you scream like a little piggy. But don’t worry, our friendly staff will be there to hold your hand through the madness…or maybe they’re just ghosts haunting the server too. Who knows? So come on down and experience the most disturbing Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you!