🔥Magnus teaches Minecraft Servers

Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

The Clumsy Detective Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, Breakup, clumsy, coping with loss, detective, Emotional healing, emotional lyrics, emotional recovery, emotional turmoil, finding closure, healing, Heartache, heartache songs, HEARTBREAK, heartbroken, Infidelity, letting go, Love Lost, love lost songs, Minecraft, moving on, Pain, sad love songs, smp

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Are you tired of being left crying in the virtual world of Minecraft? Join our SMP and leave those tears behind! We have a community where emotions run wild and people stare at you like you’re a rare diamond block. But fear not, there’s no real place for you to hide because we welcome all players with open arms (unless they’re caught in the arms of another player, then it’s game over).

We’ve got insane stories that will make you question reality, like the time someone built a giant diamond chicken that laid golden eggs. And let’s not forget about the time a player accidentally spawned a hundred creepers in their house and had to rebuild from scratch. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s the perfect place for you to unleash your inner Minecraft maniac.

So why wait? Join us and experience the pain of being caught in the arms of another player, the heartbreak of finding out about secret alliances, and the thrill of surviving in a world where anything can happen. Don’t be fooled by other SMPs, come to ours and let the pain stay the same as you navigate through the craziness of virtual life. See you in the world of blocks and endless possibilities!

NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server

Babysitting, brother, cafe, Conversation, culture, Dinner, family, Friend, Friends, Girlfriend, ice cream, Kids, Minecraft, nephew, Niece, NoKidsAllowed, parents, Pool, resort, Server, Siblings, vacation

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a family vacation with entitled parents and unruly kids? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of entitlement, ridiculous requests, and passive-aggressive comments.

Just like the vacation nanny who had to deal with demanding parents, you’ll have to navigate through the chaos of entitled players who think they deserve special treatment. But fear not, because just like the vacation nanny stood her ground, you can stand up to these entitled players and say “Sorry, I can’t watch your kid tonight.”

And just like the vacation nanny got paid for her troubles, you too can reap the rewards of joining our server. Who needs a vacation when you can experience the same level of drama and absurdity right from the comfort of your own home? Join now and get ready for a vacation you’ll never forget (or maybe want to forget)!

WifeLiedSoIGotBlockyWithAnotherLady

aita, BETRAYAL, Cheating, communication breakdown, Deception, Divorce, divorce papers, emotional affair, Honesty, Infidelity, Leaving Home, long term relationship, marriage problems, moral dilemma, moving out, reconciliation, relationship advice, Significant Other, trust issues, wife lied, WifeLiedSoIGotBlockyWithAnotherLady

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any ex drama following you around!

Join us and leave all your relationship woes behind, just like our player who found love in the virtual world after being handed divorce papers. Who needs a significant other when you have a blocky paradise to explore?

Our server is the perfect place to start fresh and create new memories, without any exes lurking around the corner. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind – after all, who needs love when you have diamonds to mine?

SoberCraft SMP

coping mechanisms, depression, emotional well being, Exercise, healthy habits, hobbies, meditation, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, non-drinker, non-smoker, positive thinking, relaxation techniques, self help, self-care, smp, SoberCraft, stress relief, support system, Therapy

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds and mines all day? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for people who don’t drink and smoke to let loose and have some fun!

When you’re feeling down, instead of reaching for a bottle or a joint, come join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans. We’ve got crazy challenges, wacky events, and even a secret underground dance party where the only rule is to have a good time.

So if you’re looking for a place to escape from the pressures of the real world and just let loose with a bunch of like-minded players, then come join us on our server. Who needs alcohol and cigarettes when you’ve got diamond swords and creepers to blow up? Let’s get this party started, Minecraft style!

Trump’s 2-Year Immigration Fail

2year, Accountability, border security, debate, democrats, Fail, Government, House, immigration, immigration reform, inaction, leadership, legislative gridlock, partisanship, policy, political strategy, Politics, Presidency, REFORM, Senate, trump, Trumps, White House

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Tired of boring politics? Join our Minecraft server where we promise to have more action than Trump did on immigration during his presidency! We’ve got a White House, a House, and a Senate all ready for you to take charge and make some real changes. Plus, our community is full of Democrats who are ready to debate and discuss all things politics while building epic structures and battling mobs. So why wait? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

LebCraft BoomTime

BoomTime, LebCraft

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Yo, ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the chickens with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with infinite chicken nuggets for life.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Rumor has it he’s got some sick dance moves and loves to challenge players to a game of musical minecarts.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Page Me in Minecraft

ALERT, Beep, Buzz, Communication, Connection, Contact, digital communication, instant messaging, long distance, Messaging, Minecraft, Nostalgia, notify, old school, page, page someone, pager, reach out, stay in touch, staying connected., Technology, virtual communication

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so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building some epic structures, when all of a sudden, you get a message from your friend saying “hey, come join me on this server!” and you’re like “sure, why not?” but little did you know, this server is like, the most insane, crazy, off-the-wall server you’ve ever seen.

like, for real, on this server, “to page someone” has suddenly taken on a whole new meaning. instead of just sending a message, you actually get teleported to their location in the game. so, like, you could be mining in a cave and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a giant castle, or you could be building a house and get transported to the top of a mountain.

but that’s not even the craziest part. on this server, there are secret hidden portals that lead to different dimensions. one minute you’re in the regular minecraft world, and the next minute you’re in a world made entirely of candy, or a world where everything is upside down.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and constantly surprise you, then you gotta join this server. trust me, you won’t regret it. just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Brain-Gut Connection Craft

brain-gut connection, BrainGut, Connection, Craft, gut health, gut microbiome, gut-brain axis, holistic health, immune function, immune system, mental health, microbiology, microbiome research, microbiota, mind-body connection, neuroscience, psychological states, psychological well-being, research, Stress Management, stress-related health conditions, study

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a brain-gut connection that will blow your mind! imagine playing minecraft and suddenly your gut microbiome is like “hey, let’s build a castle together!” and your immune system is like “heck yeah, let’s do this!”

we have insane builds that will make you question reality, like a giant toilet made entirely out of diamonds or a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to another dimension. not to mention, our community is so supportive that we will literally fight off any stress-related health conditions that come your way.

so what are you waiting for? join us and let’s explore the depths of minecraft while also exploring the depths of our gut microbiome. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust us.

Veldt Survival

Survival

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Dive into a world where classic Minecraft survival meets exciting new features! We deliver a semi-vanilla experience that maintains the core gameplay you love while introducing thoughtful enhancements. Our server is designed to be non-pay-to-win, ensuring that everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive, regardless of their contributions.

Enjoy a balanced economy where every player’s efforts and achievements matter. Our active and friendly staff are always here to help, ensuring a smooth and enjoyable experience. As well, Join us for regular events that bring our community together and add a touch of adventure to your survival journey.

Join Veldt Survival today!

play.veldtsurvival.com

Astoria KitPvP

1.8, Arena, armor kits, Astoria KitPvP, auction house, Combat, Economy, Enchanted Golden Apples, Enchantments, experience points, KitPvP, Minecraft, personal vaults, Potions, PvP, PvP enthusiasts, Resource Management, Server, shop system, strategic combat, Tipped arrows, weapons

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Astoria KitPvP (astoria.fun)

Astoria is a dynamic Minecraft KitPvP server that embraces the classic 1.8-style PvP combat in a sprawling custom-designed arena.

Players can equip themselves through the server’s extensive shop system, offering a variety of armor kits, weapons, and essential support items like enchanted golden apples, potions, and tipped arrows. For those looking to power up further, there’s a dedicated shop for purchasing enchantments and experience points.

The server’s robust economy allows players to trade and profit by buying and selling items in an auction house. To store their valuable gear and loot, each player has access to personal vaults. With an emphasis on strategic combat and resource management, Astoria provides a thrilling experience for PvP enthusiasts.

IP: astoria.fun

astoria.fun

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Potions Brewed:	31	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Animals Bred:	61	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Villages Defended:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Enchantments Applied:	190
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

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