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Cunt Prostitute Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7986
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Gods Slained:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in your Minecraft world, searching for excitement and adventure? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your virtual needs!

Join us and experience a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug. Our community is filled with players who have mastered the art of building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, and our economy is based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and dragon eggs.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who run a thriving prostitution ring. That’s right, you can trade emeralds for a night of passion with a sexy librarian or a seductive blacksmith. It’s a wild world out there, and anything is possible on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

DiamondsForDudes

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8956
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	250	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Holy Grails Found:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Join our Minecraft server and find out the answer to this age-old question! We have a secret hidden in our virtual world that will blow your mind and have you questioning everything you thought you knew about gender equality. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a pack of highly trained ninja cats who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. So come on, join us and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

EuroCraft2025 Minecraft Server

2025, Diplomacy, duda, eastern europe, EU Expansion, EU Presidency, EuroCraft2025, European affairs, European Commission, European Council, european integration, european parliament, european politics, european union, European Union expansion, foreign policy, international relations, Minecraft, Poland, Poland presidency, Poland-EU relations, Server, Ukraine integration

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	311
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Potions Brewed:	174

come join our minecraft server where we pretend to be the president of poland in 2025 and our main goal is to make ukraine join the EU in the most epic way possible! we have crazy events like building giant EU flags out of diamond blocks and having epic battles against evil mobs that represent anti-EU forces.

duda himself will be there to guide you through the journey and give you special quests like finding the legendary EU sword hidden deep in the mines. join now and be part of the most epic EU expansion in minecraft history!

plus, we have free virtual pierogi for all new players! don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to shape the future of europe in a blocky, pixelated world. join now!

UkraineWarzoneCraft

Border skirmishes, civilian casualties, conflict escalation, Conflict in Eastern Europe, Eastern Europe conflict, Eastern Ukraine conflict, Fighting intensifies, Heavy Russian casualties, international conflict, military casualties, military conflict, political tensions, russian aggression, russian military, Ukraine contact line, Ukraine crisis, ukraine russia conflict, UkraineWarzoneCraft, war casualties, war in Ukraine, war zone

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7993
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Villages Defended:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner warrior and fight like a russian soldier in ukraine but without the actual danger lol. we got intense battles happening all the time, just like in the real world but with pixelated graphics and blocky landscapes. u can be the hero of ur own story and lead ur army to victory against the enemy, just watch out for those creepers tho they’re more dangerous than any enemy soldier. join now and experience the thrill of war without actually getting hurt, what more could u ask for in a minecraft server?

Cough Crafters: Chronic Chronicles

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	508
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Villages Defended:	16
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Towns Built:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

so, liek, imagine dis crazy server where coughs be da main event, yo. we gotz dis epic technology dat monitors ur coughs 24/7, cuz u never know when a coughin’ spree gon’ hit, amirite? u can’t miss out on all da wild cough dynamics happenin’ on dis server, it’s like a coughin’ extravaganza up in here. join now for da most intense cough monitoring experience of ur life, u won’t regret it, cough cough cough!

FaberNetworkMC

Adventures, boss models, Bosses, Cross-Play, custom abilities, Custom Items, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Jobs, Leveling system, Loot, MCMMO, mob models, mobs, Pets, PvE, PvP, Quests, Survival, Towns, Towny, TRADES, Vanilla, vanilla style

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5057
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	830	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Towns Built:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	New Chunks Explored:	433343
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Minecraft towny with dungeons, quests, PVP, events, and hundreds of custom items whilst preserving the vanilla style.

Integrated leveling system with mobs/bosses and custom loot that becomes stronger as you progress.

Dungeons and adventures with different difficulties.No limit on progression.

Economy takes an important role in the server – Grow your empire by working jobs, trades with other players and even selling towns.Own custom pets with custom coded abilities.

Custom boss/mob models for a fresh feel.

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Seething Criollos Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2460
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Void Armor Forged:	16	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	New Chunks Explored:	17527
Enchantments Applied:	252	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at!

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a group of angry criollos and a band of fearless adventurers. Why did this truth make criollos seethe, you ask? Because they were tired of being outshined by our players’ amazing building skills and epic PvP battles.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground base where players can mine for rare diamonds while dodging lava traps and zombie hoards. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted golden apple that grants you unlimited power (and bragging rights).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see why criollos everywhere are seething with jealousy over the fun and excitement that awaits you!

Infinite Ouro Kronii – Minecraft SMP – 19:00

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4346
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Meteorites Collected:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Hey there, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is home to the legendary Kronii, who is not only a Minecraft master but also a space wizard. Yes, you heard me right, she can do space on the computer. Who needs NASA when you have Kronii?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with epic moments like when Kronii joins the game and chaos ensues. You can even watch the hilarious PoVs of other players like Shiori, Raora, Kiara, Bijou, and Fauna. It’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers.

And let’s not forget the tags we use on the server like #kroniijokes for memes and #kroniirotic for NSFW art (yes, we have that too). Plus, we have a handy free chat room where you can chat with fellow players and plan your next epic build.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to report any schizos and Londoners, and most importantly, show Kronii some love! Who needs diamonds when you have Kronii?

ExBoyfriendGrief – Minecraft SMP

Breakup, breakup advice, breakup aftermath, breakup closure, breakup experience, breakup feelings, breakup growth, breakup journey, breakup lessons, breakup recovery, breakup reflection, breakup stories, breakup support, coping with breakup, emotional pain, ExBoyfriendGrief, healing, HEARTBREAK, Love Lost, Minecraft, moving on, relationships, smp

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3839
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Dragons Tamed:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wishing you had someone to share your diamonds with? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to find your new in-game soulmate! We have a track record of bringing together players who have just broken up with their significant others and helping them find love again in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Who needs therapy when you can build a new relationship block by block? Join us now and let’s craft some love together!

CraftyKarateLady

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1289
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Are you tired of getting picked on by creepers and zombies in Minecraft? Join our server and learn the ancient art of Creeper-jitsu! Our expert instructors will teach you how to kick, punch, and explode your way to victory. No more hiding in caves, it’s time to show those mobs who’s boss! Plus, rumor has it that our secret technique, the Ender Dragon Dropkick, is unbeatable. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate warrior in Minecraft!