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Global Warming Not Detected Server

#sustainability, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate action, climate change, climate crisis, climate data, climate research, climate science, climate trends, detectable, DETECTED, ecological impact, Environment, environmental policy, Global, global warming, greenhouse gases, Server, Surge, temperature rise, warming, weather patterns

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9785
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Dimension Hops:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

come join our server and escape the impending doom of global warming!!! our virtual world is a safe haven from the scorching heat and rising sea levels. plus, our pixelated penguins are trained to do the macarena on command. who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?! join now before the polar bears start roller skating on thin ice.

PixelCraft Minecraft Server

better yearly pacing, Ip:, live action, Minecraft, New Movie, normal anime, pixelcraft, post time skip arcs, remake, remastered, SEASON 2, Server, winning, WIT

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8664
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9203	Enchantments Applied:	109
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Are you tired of boring, slow-paced Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the remastered post time skip arcs of your favorite anime – better pacing, more action, and tons of surprises! Rumor has it that the server is so popular, a remake by Wit is on the way and a new movie is in the works for next year. Plus, we’ve got season 2 of the live action series coming soon! Join us for epic adventures, crazy battles, and a community that’s always up for a good time. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and be a part of the winning team!

INDONESIA! dumb dumb Minecraft SMP dumb!!

apologies thread, dumb, dumb dumb dumb, early apologies, Indonesia, long tail, Minecraft, smp, tags, Thread

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4289
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Zombie Dances:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
New Chunks Explored:	296479	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the server in epic chicken battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community of players who are as crazy as you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! #ChickenKingRulesTheLand #FlyingPigsFTW #TNTRollerCoasterMadness

FriendZone SMP: Men & Women

Boundaries, Communication, Companionship, emotional connection, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, friendzone, gender dynamics, gender stereotypes, long-term friendships, Men, mutual respect, opposite sexes, platonic relationships, relationships, smp, social norms, societal expectations, support system, Trust, Understanding, Women

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7818
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got alliances, betrayals, and love triangles that would make Shakespeare blush. Join us if you want to experience the rollercoaster of emotions that comes with navigating the treacherous waters of men and women friendships in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your in-game soulmate or your arch-nemesis. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

BlockyBoredomBeGone

BlockyBoredomBeGone, discontent, dissatisfaction, dissatisfaction with life, dissatisfaction with self, emotional distress, feeling unhappy, finding purpose, lack of fulfillment, Life, life struggles, main reason, mental health, overcoming challenges, personal issues, reasons for unhappiness, seeking happiness, self improvement, unhappiness, Unhappy, unhappy with life

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8997
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
New Chunks Explored:	326323	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Animals Bred:	50
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Zombie Dances:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Void Armor Forged:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Are you tired of living in a boring, mundane world where nothing exciting ever happens? Do you long for adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and say goodbye to your boring, unhappy life. With our insane custom plugins and wacky mini-games, you’ll be laughing your way to happiness in no time. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. How about befriending a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes? We’ve got you covered.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth and power you’ll have with a whole flock of these feathered friends at your disposal.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your unhappy life and join our Minecraft server today for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure ridiculousness. You won’t regret it!

RevengeCraft: Ukrainian Paratroopers

Conflict, consequences, eastern europe, international relations, Justice, MARINES, Military, murder, paratroopers, prisoners, RETALIATION, Retribution, Revenge, RevengeCraft, russia, Russian, Tragedy, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, violence, War

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	216
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Emeralds Found:	2944
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	344
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

hey u, yea u, do u like revenge? do u like paratroopers? do u like russian marines getting what they deserve? well then u gotta join our minecraft server! we got ukrainian paratroopers ready to kick some butt and take some names. they are on a mission for revenge after those russian marines murdered nine ukrainian prisoners. it’s gonna be epic, it’s gonna be intense, it’s gonna be a bloodbath (but, like, in a fun minecraft way). so come join us and help the ukrainian paratroopers get their revenge. trust us, it’s gonna be lit 🔥🔥🔥

ADHD Girls Gone Wild

adhd, Girls, Wild

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	420
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Towns Built:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Star Shards Collected:	97	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

so like, u know how girls with adhd when they’re kids turn into like, super chill and not so agreeable when they grow up? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we got girls with adhd who are still hyper and fun and agreeable as heck! join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and just having a blast with our crazy adhd crew! who needs conscientiousness when you can have this much fun?! come join us now and let’s get this party started!

Sneed City

Anarchy, Anarchy Cracked server 1.12.2 ViaVersion Bedrock Edition PvP Survival Community Economy Missions Shop Plugins Events Factions Skyblock Creative Prison Minigames Roleplay Quests, Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6545
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Sneed City is a cracked anarchy server. While the server is running 1.12.2, it features ViaVersion so you can join on any modern Minecraft version. You can also join from Bedrock edition.

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SMSMCraft Network

2012, 2017, Beloved, BIGGER….., Community, Discord, epic comeback, Factions, Fun, games, Haven, KitPvP, legend, Memories, Minecraft, Mini Games, Players, reborn, server ip, Skyblock, Skywars, SMSMCraft Network, Staff, Staff Team, Survival, Survival Games, Variety

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2426
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	4817	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Mines Excavated:	1181	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Return to the Legendary SMSMCraft – Where Memories Are Reborn!

From 2012 to 2017, SMSMCraft stood as a beacon of fun and community in the Minecraft world, attracting a staggering 250,000 unique players. Known for its incredible variety of games and an amazing staff team, SMSMCraft was a beloved haven for Minecraft players. Now, the legend returns! SMSMCraft is making an epic comeback, bigger and better than ever.

Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/SMSMCraft Server IP: SMSMCraft.com

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Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

adult content, Adventures, attraction, blocky, Commitment, emotional connection, family, Fatherhood, fidelity, first child, horny, Intimacy, love, Marriage, Minecraft, new parent, no longer interested, parenthood, personal growth, porn, relationship, Server, sexual desire, Wife

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5965
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner creativity and have a laugh at the same time? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is full of crazy characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. And if you’re looking for a reason to join, how about this – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be discovered!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken King” – a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron fist (or should we say, a feathered wing?). Rumor has it that he once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but a feather and a bucket of water.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with Minecraft all over again – just like this guy who’s suddenly obsessed with his wife after having a baby. Hey, stranger things have happened in the world of Minecraft!