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Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 914 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 26 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! If you join our SMP, you’ll get to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a spoon. Plus, our community is so dope, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the shenanigans that go down in our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP of all time. And remember, losing 1 hp is just the beginning of the madness!