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Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 5819 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Zombie Dances: | 10 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that if you defeat him in battle, he’ll grant you three wishes, like a magical dragon genie!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server in the universe, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Trust us, you’ll be saying “dios mio” in the best way possible!