| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 4625 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 | Dimension Hops: | 12 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 43 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 5960 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 24 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 241 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and discover secret dungeons filled with dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to visit!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who will trade you diamonds for feathers, and a hidden treasure chest that only opens if you tell it a joke that’s so bad, it’s good.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for an adventure like no other! Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave.
| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 5600 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1440 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the one and only Colonel Cluckington. Join forces with these feathered fiends as they march across the land, clucking their way to victory and leaving a trail of chaos in their wake.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at our infamous lava parkour course? Test your skills and see if you have what it takes to navigate a treacherous path of fiery death and destruction. It’s a real blast!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a cock-tastic adventure like no other. Just remember, size doesn’t matter…unless you’re talking about your diamond sword, of course!
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 219 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 16 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 7942 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 67 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
Join us and become part of a community where being a weirdo is not only accepted, but encouraged! Build your own quirky creations, participate in wacky events, and make friends with fellow oddballs who share your love for all things bizarre.
Don’t be a boring chud any longer – join our server today and let your freak flag fly high! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for building giant cheese sculptures or creating pixel art of dancing llamas. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let your weirdness shine!
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 3349 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 19 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding llamas into battle against evil chickens, or building giant statues of Steve out of diamond blocks.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that grants wishes in exchange for bacon. So come join us and let your dick betray your fagbasher mind in the most epic way possible!
| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 1882 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 27 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1994 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 |
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| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 1390 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 493 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Potions Brewed: | 92 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Ever wanted to see VTubers in a whole new light? Well, our server is the place to be! We’ve got AI-generated images that will blow your mind and make you question reality.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a virtual circus, with VTuber XL Loras and LoRAs galore. You won’t believe your eyes when you see the crazy creations we have in store for you.
And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a LoRA Checklist that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From EF+HLL guides to VTuber model mixes, we’ve got it all!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and immerse yourself in a world of VTuber madness. Don’t miss out on the fun – come and join the party today!
| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 5164 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
But the real reason you should join Transjama? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a massive chicken uprising. Those cluckers were sick of being fried up for dinner, so they armed themselves with diamond swords and took over the whole server. It was chaos, but also kind of hilarious watching chickens try to PvP.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our admin, Steve, is actually a wizard in disguise. He can summon rainbows and unicorns at will, and once turned a whole mountain into a giant ice cream sundae. So yeah, if you want to experience the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP ever, come join us at Transjama! Just watch out for those rebellious chickens…
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 8519 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7891 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 38 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 3070 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 26 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 26 | Enchantments Applied: | 71 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Star Shards Collected: | 78 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so addictive that once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let’s make some memories that will have you saying, “Suicide who?”
