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Bring Me Kojima – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5580
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Enchantments Applied:	257	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have a secret quest to find the legendary game developer Hideo Kojima hidden somewhere in our world. Rumor has it that he holds the key to unlocking the ultimate Minecraft secrets and powers. Join us on this wild adventure as we search high and low for Kojima and uncover the mysteries of our server. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans we’ll get into along the way! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Kojima awaits, will you answer the call?

LoveCraft SMP

acceptance, Affection, appreciation, comfort, Companionship, Connection, Contentment, emotions, feelings, fulfillment, Happiness, joy, love, lovecraft, relationships, SECURITY, smp, Support, Understanding, validation, warmth

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3003
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	186
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building dirt houses and mining for diamonds like a basic b*tch? Well, do I have the server for you!

Join our epic Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your stuff. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is throwing a party in the End dimension every Saturday night. And guess what? You’re invited!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing next to a skeleton DJ.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the love, the laughter, and the sheer insanity that awaits you. Who needs diamonds when you can have a pet llama that raps like Eminem? Join now and find out how it feels to be loved…by a bunch of pixelated block creatures. YOLO, amirite?

LemonCraft: Make Mine(lemons)Craft!

adaptation, Challenges, coping, lemon desserts, lemon juice, lemon recipes, lemon zest, lemonade, lemonade from scratch, lemonade out of lemons, lemonade stand, lemoncraft, lemons, Life, making the best of it, MinelemonsCraft, Overcoming, positivity, resilience, silver linings, turning sour into sweet

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7373
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Towns Built:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just give you lemons? Well, on our server, we turn those lemons into diamond blocks! That’s right, we’ve got a lemonade stand that’s actually a secret entrance to a hidden diamond mine. And don’t even get us started on the lemon-powered flying machines we’ve got cruising around the server.

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a pet lemon tree that drops enchanted lemons that give you special powers when you eat them. Want to shoot lemonade out of your hands like a superhero? Done. Want to ride a giant lemon into battle against a horde of creepers? We’ve got you covered.

So come join us on our crazy, lemon-filled Minecraft adventure! Who knew lemons could be so much fun?

SoggyShip Minecraft Server

cargo ship, crew members, crew missing, emergency response, international waters, maritime accident, maritime authorities, maritime disaster, maritime news, maritime safety, mediterranean sea, Minecraft, naval incident, Russian, Russian Foreign Ministry, Russian sailors, sank, search and rescue, Server, Shipping industry, SoggyShip, tragic event, vessel sinking

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3296
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Gods Slained:	1
Void Gems Collected:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

LOL THIS SERVER BE LIKE A RUSSIAN CARGO SHIP IN THE MEDITERRANEAN SEA – SINKIN’ AND MISSING CREW LEFT AND RIGHT! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE, YOU MIGHT END UP LOST AT SEA BUT AT LEAST YOU’LL HAVE A GOOD TIME! WE GOT CRAZY ADVENTURES AND INSANE BUILDING CHALLENGES, COME ON AND JOIN THE MADNESS! 🚢🌊🤪

SankCraft: Russian Blast Ship

Black sea, blast, crew safety., emergency response, engine room blast, geopolitical tensions, international relations, investigation, maritime disaster, maritime incident, maritime security, Russian, Russian navy, Russian ship, safety regulations, salvage operation, sanctions enforcement, sanctions violation, SankCraft, Ship, Shipping industry, sinks, US sanctions, vessel sinking

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8491
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Holy Grails Found:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Yo, so like, have you heard about this wild Minecraft server where a Russian ship under US sanctions sinks after an engine room blast? I know, crazy right? But like, that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

Join us for the ultimate underwater adventure as you explore the wreckage of the sunken ship and uncover hidden treasures. But watch out for the radioactive fish mutants that lurk in the depths, they’re not too friendly.

And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this – rumor has it that the ghost of the ship’s captain haunts the server, seeking revenge on anyone who dares to plunder his shipwreck. So like, be prepared to face some spooky encounters while you’re exploring.

So come on, join us on this insane Minecraft server for a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, where else can you say you’ve survived a shipwreck and battled radioactive fish mutants all in one day? Let’s get this party started!

NoCensor OpenSource FunLand

ai, Artificial Intelligence, Censorship, companies, consequences, Content Creation, Development, digital age, ethical considerations, Ethics, FUNLAND, generation, harmful content, innovation, internet, models, NoCensor, open source, opensource, Prevention, Regulation, sexual content, Technology

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	957
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Star Shards Collected:	76
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Divine Spears Created:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

so like, u know how some servers are all strict and boring? well not dis one, cuz we don’t care bout censorship or rules or any of dat stuff. we let u do whatever u want, even if it’s totally cray cray.

like, we got this one player who built a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt. and another player who made a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit. it’s lit, fam.

plus, we got all the mods and plugins u could ever want. want to ride a unicorn into battle? we got u. want to turn all the mobs into dancing llamas? done and done. want to blow up the entire map with TNT? well, maybe not that one, but u get the idea.

so come join us on dis server and let your imagination run wild. just don’t blame us if u end up getting banned for building a giant statue of a naked Steve. hey, we never said we were totally uncensored, just mostly uncensored.

Cancer Cure Crafters

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5373
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got da sickest tech dat can turn cancer cells into normal cells! like, imagine u mining for diamonds and suddenly u get hit with a cancer cell but BAM, our tech swoops in and turns it into a normal cell like it ain’t no thang. no side effects, just pure minecraft fun! join now and let’s cure cancer, one block at a time!

Kid’s Dream Heels 1.20.6

1.20.6, childhood desires, childhood dreams, childhood fashion, childhood favorites, childhood footwear, childhood memories, dream, fashion choices, fashion influences, fashion trends, favorite shoes, heels, High heels, Kids, kids fashion, Nostalgia, retro fashion, shoe memories, shoe obsessions, shoe preferences, shoe styles, vintage heels

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5317
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163
Dragon Scales Harvested:	194	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Buildings Constructed:	44

Yo, bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s lit AF!

Imagine a world where you can build the craziest heels you liked when you were a kid, like, who wouldn’t want that?

We got custom plugins that will blow your mind, like seriously, your mind will be blown into tiny little pixelated pieces.

And the community? Oh man, don’t even get me started on the community, they’re like a bunch of unicorns dancing on rainbows, it’s magical.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building those childhood heels, bro!

California Changed Its Laws On Shoplifting Minecraft SMP

#youtube, California, CHANGED.., consequences, court system, crime, criminal behavior, Hope, Justice, law enforcement, Laws, Legal System, legislation, Minecraft, penalties, recidivism, REFORM, Rehabilitation, Shoplifting, smp, societal impact, theft

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2787
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Villages Defended:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of killer bunnies. But don’t worry, they’re just there to welcome you to the server with a bang! And if you manage to survive that, you’ll be greeted by our resident prankster who will fill your house with chickens just for fun.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! Join our weekly events like “TNT Olympics” where you compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way possible. Or how about our “Pig Racing Derby” where you ride pigs through obstacle courses and try not to fall off (spoiler alert: you will).

So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos! And remember, there’s always hope…unless you’re being chased by a horde of zombie chickens.

RedFlagPersonality – Minecraft SMP

arrogance, Behavior, character traits, controlling behavior, dishonesty, emotional intelligence, Insecurity, lack of empathy, Manipulation, Minecraft, negative traits, Personality, red flag, red flags in dating, red flags in friendships, red flags in relationships, RedFlagPersonality, Relationship Red Flags, SELF AWARENESS, smp, toxic personality, warning signals, warning signs

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2602
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Void Gems Collected:	38
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Star Shards Collected:	183	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

Bro, if you ain’t joining this epic Minecraft SMP, you’re missing out on the wildest ride of your life. We got creepers that tell dad jokes, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground club where the Ender Dragon throws the sickest parties. Plus, our admin is a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. If that ain’t a red flag for a good time, I don’t know what is. So grab your pickaxe and come join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other!