magafags – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

“HE IS AFRAID” on Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people actually play the game seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player tried to build a house out of TNT and accidentally blew up the entire server. But instead of getting mad, everyone just laughed and started a TNT building competition.

If you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun, then look no further. Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride filled with ridiculous builds, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a few exploding sheep. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join today!

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Animon Server

Adventure, Anime Voices Pack, Battles, Cobblemon journey, Competition, custom content, Economy, exciting journey, exclusive features, Exploration, Hunts, Land Claims, Pixelmon, player-run shops, pokemon, Protect builds, Rewards, Server Experience, Shops, Towny, trainer, Vote crates

Welcome to Animon – The Ultimate Cobblemon Adventure!

Step into a world full of custom content designed to make your Cobblemon journey more exciting than ever! With player-run shops, vote crates, land claims (Flan), and exclusive features, there’s always something new to discover.

Key Features: Custom Shops – Buy & sell items with other players! Vote Crates – Earn rewards just by voting! Flan Land Claims – Protect your builds & Pokémon! Anime Voices Pack – Hear your Cobblemon come to life! Battles & Hunts – Compete, explore, and become the best trainer!

Join today and start your adventure in the best Cobblemon server experience!

88.211.208.157:25606

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Pokes sauce

Adventure, best trainer, early players, exclusive, MCMMO, minecraft server, new world, Pixelmon, pokemon, PokeSauce, PvE, Rare Pokemon, Rewards, Special, Story, Surprises, Survival, Trainers, unique items, Version 1.16.5

THE MODPACK IS IN THE WEBSITE LINK

Welcome to PokeSauce, the freshly launched Pixelmon server where adventure begins and surprises are always around the corner!

Are you ready to embark on an epic journey in the world of Pokémon? PokeSauce is a completely new server where you can capture, train, and battle with your favorite Pokémon in a fun and exciting environment. From the very start, you’ll feel at home on a server with no previous players, making it the perfect place for new trainers.

Exclusive rewards for the first players!

Since we’re just starting this adventure, we’ve prepared juicy rewards for those who join right now. Be among the first to explore and earn special prizes that only the early players will have the honor of receiving! From rare Pokémon to unique items, we have surprises waiting just for you.

Version 1.16.5 | New World, New Adventure | Rewards for Early Players

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something special. Join PokeSauce now and show that you’re the best trainer of them all!

Are you ready to be part of the story? We’re waiting for you!

104.243.34.204:25889

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Lone Wanderer’s Oasis 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventure, alone, Animal lover, contemplation, Decision making, Fun, gorillas, grown man, leisure, lone, mental health, Nature, Oasis, outdoors, outing, Relaxation, self-care, social anxiety, Wanderers, wanting to go, weird, wildlife, Zoo

Bro, forget the zoo! Join this Minecraft server instead! Why stare at gorillers when you can build your own pixelated kingdom with a bunch of random strangers? Plus, who needs real-life social interaction when you can chat with fellow gamers from the comfort of your mom’s basement? Trust me, this server is where the real party animals are at!

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NoDogNoEntryMC

back yard, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, dog, dog introduction, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, family visit, home visit, kittens, kittens adjustment, Mud, NoDogNoEntryMC, pet accommodations, pet preferences, pet sitter, Pets, step sister, Winter

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of boundaries, even when it comes to virtual pets! Join us and experience the thrill of standing your ground like never before.

Picture this: you’re building your dream castle in Minecraft when suddenly, your step-sister’s dog comes barging in, causing chaos and mayhem. But fear not, on our server, you have the power to say NO to unwanted guests, whether they have four legs or not!

Immerse yourself in a world where kittens reign supreme, and dogs are kept at bay. Who needs a pet sitter when you have the ultimate control over who enters your pixelated paradise?

Join us on this epic journey where you can finally put your foot down and stand up for what you believe in – even if it means your step-sister won’t visit (gasp!). Are you ready to embrace the madness and say no to the dog? Then come on over to our server and let the fun begin!

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MysteryCraft: Unexplainable Events

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most mind-boggling place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig through a maze of lava while being chased by a pack of angry chickens. Or how about mining for diamonds only to have them turn into exploding TNT blocks right before your eyes?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the mysterious “Sheep Wizard” who can turn any sheep into a magical unicorn with a wave of his hoof. And don’t even get us started on the time a group of players accidentally summoned a giant zombie chicken that terrorized the entire server for days.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)! Just remember to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism because on our server, anything is possible!

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TaiwanCraft: Surprise Battle!

Asia, battle, Chinese, Conflict, Counter, Defense, defense strategy, DRILLS, east asia, escalation, Geopolitical, international relations, live fire, Military, military exercises, response, SECURITY, Surprise, taiwan, Taiwan-China relations, TaiwanCraft, Tensions

lol, imagine a world where taiwan is like “nah fam, we ain’t havin’ none of that” and sends their military to flex on china’s surprise live-fire drills. like, who even does that? but hey, if you wanna join a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this situation, then you gotta check us out. we got crazier battles than taiwan vs china, trust me. come join the chaos and see if you can survive our epic showdowns. plus, we got free virtual bubble tea for all new players. ain’t that just the cherry on top? so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s get this party started!

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Bean Brew Bistro

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so, like, picture this: you’re chillin’ in this minecraft server, right? and suddenly, you’re surrounded by a bunch of chickens wearin’ top hats and monocles. they start dancin’ and singin’ “chicken nuggets are our friends” in perfect harmony. it’s like a fever dream, but in minecraft form.

but wait, there’s more! you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the creepers are breakin’ it down to some sick beats. they even teach you how to do the creeper shuffle, it’s lit.

oh, and did i mention the giant flying pigs that drop diamond blocks from the sky? yeah, that’s a thing here. join this server if you wanna experience the most wacky and wild adventures in minecraft. plus, free cookies for all new players. because who doesn’t love cookies, amirite?

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Tardy Space Protein – CancerCraft

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so, like, on this epic minecraft server, we got this crazy protein from tiny tardigrades that can, like, make you super strong and stuff. it’s like a power-up for your minecraft character, but in real life! imagine being able to tolerate radiation therapy like a boss because you joined this server.

we’ve had players who were on the brink of death from cancer, but after joining our server and getting this protein, they became invincible. they were able to survive anything thrown at them, even the deadliest mobs and the toughest challenges.

so, if you want to be a true warrior in minecraft and in real life, join our server and get your hands on this amazing protein from tiny tardigrades. who knows, you might just become the strongest player in the game and in the world. come join us and unleash your inner beast!

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Skymics

Adventure, BUILD, Challenges, Community, Crates, Economy, Events, Explore, Farms, Join, multiplayer, Players, PvP, Ranks, Skyblock, Solo, Staff, Survival, Teaming, Ultimate

SkyMace is an ultimate skyblock server for solo and teaming join today! SkyMace.com explore epic ranks, crates, farms and more! looking for players and staff! join!

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Chaotic Neutral Realm 1.20.4

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Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of pixelated dreams. Imagine a world where chaos reigns supreme and you never know what’s gonna happen next.

One minute you’re building a majestic castle, the next you’re being attacked by a horde of zombie chickens. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that go down here. It’s like a free-for-all brawl where anything goes.

Plus, the community is lit AF. You’ll meet all kinds of crazy characters who will keep you on your toes and make you question reality.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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