Mafia2 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SleepyCraft

advice, bedtime, Closure, Communication, Conversation, ending, exhaustion, Goodnight, guidance, Help, Intimacy, late night, long distance, partner, phone sex, relationships, romance, Sleep, SleepyCraft, tired, wrapping up

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8070
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a late-night phone sex call? Look no further, because our server is here to keep you wide awake and entertained all night long! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. So say goodbye to snooze-fest servers and hello to the most exhilarating Minecraft experience of your life! Just make sure to wrap up your phone sex calls before logging on – we don’t want any interruptions to our epic gameplay sessions!

SquadGoals Minecraft Server

Accountability, banana industry, chiquita, civil case, colombia, compensation, corporate responsibility, death squad victims, families, financial restitution, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal activities, Justice, lawsuit, legal proceedings, millions, Minecraft, ordered to pay, paramilitary groups, Server, SETTLEMENT, south america, SquadGoals

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2951
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	New Chunks Explored:	287376
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Farms Harvested:	479	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Lol come join dis epic minecraft server where we pay millions to families of death squad victims in Colombia!!! 🤣🤣🤣

Why should you join? Well, because we got diamond armor for days, bro! And our creeper explosions are so lit, they’ll make you jump out of your seat! 💥💎

Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, they’ll make you feel like you’re in the middle of a war zone! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure you’re safe and sound in our virtual world. 😂🔥

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s have a blast together! Just watch out for those sneaky skeletons, they’re always up to no good! 💀🏹

HijabCraft: No Aliens Allowed!

alien garments, aliens, Allowed, banning, bill, Central Asia, clothing ban, conservative policies, controversial law, cultural identity, discrimination, Government, Hijab, HijabCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic dress, minority rights, political control, religious expression, religious freedom, Tajikistan, Tajikistan government, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5988
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Farms Harvested:	347
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the craziness of the Tajikistan government banning hijabs and other ‘alien garments’! we promise no crazy laws here, just good ol’ block building fun. plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by aliens who love to wear hijabs while playing minecraft. join us for out-of-this-world adventures and build your own intergalactic empire! who needs Tajikistan when you can have a blast with us?

AntFarmDragonLadybug

adorable creature, Animal Behavior, Ant, AntFarmDragonLadybug, bug, Dragon.., ecosystem, farmer ant, giant flying monster, insect, insect behavior, LADYBUG, Livestock, Nature, Perception, perspective, predator, prey, symbiotic relationship, tiny creature, wildlife

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5864
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
New Chunks Explored:	92116	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where ladybugs are dragons and ants are farmers with livestock to protect! 🐞🐜

we have a whole world where the tiny insects rule and you can be a part of their crazy adventures. build your own ant farm, ride on the back of a ladybug dragon, and battle against evil grasshoppers trying to steal your crops.

if you’re looking for a unique and hilarious minecraft experience, then this is the server for you. join now and see the world from a bug’s perspective! 🌍🐛🦗

PolarAmpCraft

climate change, climate models, climate science, climate variability, data analysis, data interpretation, earth’s history, Environmental Science, Eocene, global warming, greenhouse gases, ice cap, paleoclimate, polar amplification, polar regions, PolarAmpCraft, research findings, scientific discovery, Scientific evidence, scientific research, temperature trends

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5001
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Votes:	7671
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the polar bears are throwing a wild party because they don’t need no ice cap to have a good time. they’re all like, “who needs ice when you have lava pits and diamond armor?”

join this server if you want to witness the craziest polar bear rave of your life. they’ll be dancing on the tables, riding pigs, and shooting fireworks out of their noses. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

plus, the penguins are also there, but they’re not just waddling around. oh no, these penguins have mastered the art of building epic igloos that are taller than the sky limit. you can chill with them and sip on some fish smoothies while admiring their architectural skills.

so, if you’re looking for a server where polar amplification is the norm and ice caps are so last season, then join us and prepare for a wild ride. who needs reality when you have minecraft? let’s get this party started! 🎉🐧🎊🐻

MomCraft Server

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2296
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Magic Items Found:	3396
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the overpowering smell of your mom’s cooking! We promise our virtual world is scent-free and full of adventure. Plus, we have a secret tunnel system where you can hide from any unwanted aromas. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server! So come join us and leave your nose-wracking problems behind.

CraftyLinux Minecraft Server

Alternative, command line, Community, Computer, CraftyLinux, Customization, Development, flexibility, linux, long tail tag, Minecraft, Niche, open source, operating system, Performance, Popular, programming, SECURITY, Server, software, Stability, Technology, Unix

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5577
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magic Items Found:	3162
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Potions Brewed:	199	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of boring old Linux servers? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and epic battles against the evil Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer because who needs fancy hardware when you can have the thrill of wondering if your game will crash at any moment. Plus, our server mascot is a dancing llama named Larry who will guide you on your epic quest for diamonds and glory.

So why waste your time on Linux when you can join our wacky Minecraft server and experience the true meaning of chaos and fun? Join us now and let the madness begin!

DoggyFixersCraft

Boundaries, Communication, Decision making, dog behavior, dog health, dog in heat, dog ownership, dog training, DoggyFixersCraft, Dogs, family conflict, female dog, parenting, pet care, pet parenting, pet responsibility, pet surgery, pet welfare, Pets, spaying, veterinarian

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5812
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	104

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of responsibility and taking care of your pets? Look no further! Join our server where we make sure all virtual dogs are spayed and neutered to avoid any messy situations like bleeding all over the place.

Just like this mom took matters into her own hands and got her daughter’s dog fixed without her knowing, we take care of business on our server. No need to worry about blood stains on your virtual furniture or having to deal with a stubborn player who refuses to do the right thing for their pet.

Join us for a wild ride of crazy pet stories and hilarious antics, where the only thing bleeding will be your enemies in PvP battles. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the laughter begin!

CraveCraft Minecraft Server

adventurous eating, Appetite, CraveCraft, cravings, cuisine, Culinary, culinary exploration, dislike, experimentation, Flavors, Food, food aversion, food challenges, foodie, Gastronomy, Minecraft, PALATE, picky eater, Preference, Server, Taste, taste buds, trying new things

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9023
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Are you tired of being a picky eater in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server and feast on all the virtual food your heart desires! From pixelated pizza to blocky burgers, we’ve got it all!

But beware, our server is home to the legendary Foodie Monster, a creature who roams the land searching for players to challenge to food-eating contests. Do you have what it takes to out-eat this monstrous foe and claim the title of Foodie Champion?

Join now and embark on a culinary adventure like no other! Just remember to bring your appetite and a sense of humor, because things are about to get deliciously ridiculous!

ParentingProHacks

bad parenting, parenting advice, parenting controversies, parenting deception, parenting ethics, parenting hacks, parenting manipulation, parenting scandals, parenting shortcuts, parenting strategies, parenting tactics, parenting techniques, parenting tips, parenting tricks, ParentingProHacks, questionable behavior, questionable parenting, questionable tactics, unethical behavior, unethical parenting

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2111
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Potions Brewed:	126
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

Are you tired of your parents constantly nagging you to do your chores and homework? Well, join our Minecraft server and we’ll teach you the most unethical parenting hacks to get out of doing anything! Need an excuse to stay up late playing Minecraft? Just tell your parents you’re conducting important research on the server! Want to avoid cleaning your room? Claim that you need to focus on building your virtual empire instead! Our server is the perfect place for rebellious kids who want to stick it to the man (or in this case, their parents)! Join now and unleash your inner mischief maker!