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| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 1539 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 77 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 33 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
hey u, ya u, wanna join the most lit minecraft server ever? well lemme tell u, this server is so dope that even the monkeys are gettin in on the action. yep, u heard me right, we got SHIV-infected macaques playin minecraft and they are killin it.
these monkeys are so good at the game that they have mastered the art of HIV-1 neutralization with fusion peptides. like, who even knew monkeys could be so smart, amirite? but that’s not all, these monkeys are throwin the sickest parties in the game, with diamond armor dress codes and creeper fireworks.
so if u wanna join a server that’s not only fun but also educational (cuz u know, science and stuff), then come on over and hang with our SHIV-infected macaque crew. trust me, u won’t regret it.
