madeinabyssreview Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

HateSpeechCraft

abhor, ANNOYING, cringe, despise, detest, dislike, grating, grueling, HateSpeechCraft, intolerable, IRRITATING, Language, linguistics, loathe, Obnoxious, offensive, Pet Peeves, Repulsive, Unbearable, vocabulary, Words

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4331
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Endless Night Skies:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Crops Grown:	8834	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Are you tired of hearing the same old boring words over and over again? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have banned all the words that make you cringe! No more “moist” or “panties” to ruin your day. Join us for a word-free paradise where you can build and explore in peace without ever having to hear those dreaded words again. Trust us, your ears will thank you!

JewCraft Minecraft Server

Al Jazeera, antisemitism, conspiracy theories, controversy, discrimination, discrimination awareness, Hate Speech, international relations, Jewcraft, Jews, Journalism, Media, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, minority groups, political agenda, prejudice, Propaganda, Qatari, religious bias, rule, Server, Social Issues

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1776
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	17	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Love Letters Sent:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Farms Harvested:	211	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Crops Grown:	2093

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is build and mine? Well, come join our server where the Jews are in charge and they are taking over everything! Watch out for flying bagels and matzah balls as you navigate through our crazy world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who are plotting to take over the world. Join them in their quest for world domination or fight against them to protect your precious diamond armor.

And if that’s not enough, we have a group of ninja chickens who are trained in the art of stealth and sabotage. Watch out for them as you explore the server, they could be hiding anywhere ready to strike at any moment.

So come join our server for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before. Who knows what kind of chaos you’ll encounter next!

KurskCraft: Endgame for Putin

aggression, catastrophe, Conflict, Crisis, current events, Diplomacy, End.., Endgame, international relations, Invasion, Kursk, KurskCraft, leadership, Military, Peace, Politics, putin, russia, Ukraine, War, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7099
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Buildings Constructed:	40
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Mines Excavated:	3088
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	New Chunks Explored:	947686
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

lol join this epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than a creeper on steroids! we got more chaos than a pack of wild wolves! our community is tighter than a pair of iron leggings!

we have crazy events like the time we all rode pigs into battle against a horde of zombie villagers! or when we built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a diamond helmet!

our mods are as powerful as a fully enchanted diamond sword, keeping the server safe from griefers and hackers. we even have a secret underground base where we store all the rarest items in the game!

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

BeeCrafters: No Bear Bottles!

animal welfare, Bear, bee behavior, bee conservation, BeeCrafters, beekeeping, bottles, ecological balance, environmental impact, ethical practices, honey bears, honey harvesting, honey industry, honey marketing, honey packaging, honey production, honey production process, insulting bees, responsible consumerism, shaping bottles, Sustainable Agriculture, wildlife preservation, wildlife protection

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6086
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Animals Bred:	178	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we shape bottles of honey like BEARS! 🐻🍯 Why insult bees when you can have a honey bear army at your command? 🐝🚫 But beware, the bees are not happy about this and they will stop at nothing to take back their precious honey! 🐝🔥 Will you be able to defend your bear-shaped honey bottles and fend off the angry bees? Join now and find out! 🎮🐻🍯 #SaveTheHoneyBears #BeeWarriors #MinecraftMadness

HotMessMC

climate change, elderly mortality, elderly population, environmental impact, Europe, extreme weather, global warming, heat exhaustion, heat related mortality, heat stroke, heat wave, heat-related deaths, high temperatures, HotMessMC, public health crisis, record breaking year, temperature rise, vulnerable populations, weather patterns, Women’s Health

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7088
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Buildings Constructed:	26
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Crops Grown:	8635	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL END UP LIKE THOSE POOR EUROPEANS WHO DIED FROM HEAT STROKE! OUR SERVER IS SO COOL (LITERALLY) THAT YOU WON’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT MELTING LIKE AN ICE CREAM CONE ON A HOT SUMMER DAY!

WE HAVE EPIC BUILDS THAT WILL MAKE YOUR JAW DROP FASTER THAN THE TEMPERATURES IN EUROPE ROSE IN 2023! OUR COMMUNITY IS SO LIT THAT EVEN THE SUN WOULD BE JEALOUS (BUT DON’T WORRY, YOU WON’T DIE FROM HEAT EXPOSURE HERE)!

JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF THE COOLEST (LITERALLY) SERVER IN THE MINECRAFT UNIVERSE! DON’T BE A STATISTIC LIKE THOSE POOR EUROPEANS, JOIN US AND SURVIVE IN STYLE!

LifestealCore

Anarchy, Custom, Events, free, Join, LifeSteal, LifestealCore, Minecraft, Play, Plugin, PvP, Raiding, Ranks

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	771
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Farms Harvested:	562
Players Killed by Monsters:	7525	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Dragon Eggs Found:	1368
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2

LifestealCore The new era of minecraft, having the famous plugin known as “lifesteal” this is a quite a lot interesting concept and is pretty fun to play with. This server has custom plugins, ranks and regular events on the servers. Make sure to join us and give us a try we are totally free to join and play! join us by the ip play.lifestealcore.fun

play.lifestealcore.fun:21876

Levy’s Modded Servers: Where Minecraft meets the Matrix and cows play cards!

1 TB NVME SSD, 64 GB memory, ATM10.minecraftnoob.com, backups, building, Cards, Community, Cows, Discord, i5 12600KF, Levys, matrix, meets, Midwest US, Minecraft, Modded, New faces, Play, plexiglass.minecraftnoob.com, revelation.minecraftnoob.com, Server, Servers, Small Community, smp, Updates

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	401
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Animals Bred:	44
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Votes:	510
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Divine Spears Created:	21	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Name	Server Address
ATM10	ATM10.minecraftnoob.com:25567
FTB Plexiglass Mountain	plexiglass.minecraftnoob.com:25566
FTB Revelation	revelation.minecraftnoob.com

I highly recommend joining our Discord to keep in touch with us for updates and to report any issues: Discord Invite Link

Server Specs:

i5-12600KF
64 GB of memory
1 TB NVME SSD (for live saves)
5 1TB HDDs (for backups)

FAQ:

1. Are there any banned items on the servers?

Yes, we have certain items banned on each server to maintain server stability and a fair gameplay environment. Please check the specific server rules for more information.

2. How do I join the server?

You can join by entering the server address provided above in your Minecraft client. Make sure you have the correct modpack installed if required.

3. Is PvP allowed on the servers?

PvP rules vary by server. Please refer to the server-specific rules for more information.

4. How can I report an issue or suggest a new feature?

We encourage players to join our Discord server and submit their reports or suggestions there. Our staff members actively monitor the Discord server for any feedback.

MineTale Server – /utg/ Edition

books, booru, comicbin, Deltarune, Edition, FANART, fangamebin, fangamer, image collections, itch.io, legends of localization, merchandise, MineTale, recommendbin, Screenshots, Server, spoilers, Steam, text dumps, Thread Template, toby fox, Undertale, utg, writebins

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6043
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience, the Blow Me Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have DELTARUNE CHAPTER 2 spoilers before they even come out! That’s right, we’re so ahead of the game that we know what’s going to happen before it even happens.

2. Our server is like the Old Game, but on steroids. The Old Game’s Demo? Pfft, we’ve got the full game and then some. And don’t even get me started on the New Game’s Progress – it’s so mind-blowing, you’ll think you’re in a whole new dimension.

3. We’ve got merch that will make your Minecraft character look cooler than ever. Want an Undertale Artbook? We’ve got it. Need some Legends of Localization – Undertale swag? We’ve got that too. Your character will be the envy of all other players.

4. And if you need a break from all the action, we’ve got books, text dumps, image collections, and even a Booru (whatever that is) to keep you entertained for hours on end. You’ll never want to leave our server once you join.

So what are you waiting for? Join the Blow Me Edition Minecraft server now and experience the most insane and epic gameplay of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Minecraft SMP: “Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships need more crafting than cardio!”

alligator, Bear, bicycle, Bull, Cardio, Cats, Cheese, comedy, cookie, cornfield, couples, Crafting, Dinosaur, dont, eggs, Fish, foot, Frogs, funny, Golf, grape, gym, Happiness, humor, jokes, Laughter, Math, Minecraft, Ninjas, noodle, nose, oysters, Party, Penguin, Picture, planet, Puns, relationships, Scarecrow, Shoes, Skeletons, smp, snowman, Space, squirrel, teeth, tissue dance, tomato, towel, Vampire

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6980
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	New Chunks Explored:	97342
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as hilarious as these jokes? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories!

Ever heard of a creeper doing stand-up comedy? Well, on our server, anything is possible! From building a house made entirely of cheese to organizing a space party on the moon, the possibilities are endless.

Join us and become part of a community where skeletons tell jokes, bears wear vests, and penguins build igloos like pros. And who knows, you might even witness a ninja wearing sneakers while catching a squirrel in a tree!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the laughter and fun begin! Just remember, if you don’t join, you’ll be missing out on all the craziness and hilarity that awaits you. See you in the game!

BBQ Drama Minecraft Server

aita, Angry, awaiting sentencing, bbq, blowing it out of proportion, crown court, DAUGHTER, Drama, family bbq, Guilty, guy, harm, husband, indecent images, magistrates, Minecraft, out of order, parents, potential harm, refusing, Safe, serious, Server, sisters

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1220
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	52	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take child safety very seriously! Unlike some family BBQs, we don’t invite creepy guys who are awaiting sentencing for looking at indecent images of children. Join us and rest assured that your little ones will be safe from any shady characters.

We understand the importance of keeping your family protected, which is why we have a zero-tolerance policy for sketchy individuals. Don’t worry about receiving nasty messages from your family members – on our server, the only messages you’ll get are ones of support and camaraderie.

So come on over to our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind. Build, explore, and most importantly, keep your daughter safe from any potential harm. Because when it comes to child safety, we don’t mess around.