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Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 3579 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 79 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 16 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Void Armor Forged: | 16 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Our villagers are trained in karate and will karate chop any zombies tryin’ to mess with your crops. And our Ender Dragon? Yeah, he’s actually a stand-up comedian on the weekends. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss his set.
So, if you wanna experience the most epic, craziest, and downright bonkers Minecraft server out there, come join us! Who needs reality when you can have unicorns ridin’ pigs, am I right?