madden 20 funny Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

TechDistractedKidsMC

anxiety, attention span, Behavior, child development, children, digital devices, distraction, findings, hyperactivity, Impact, inattention, mental health, parenting, parents, research, screen time, study, survey, TechDistractedKidsMC, Technology, technology use

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	842
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

join our epic minecraft server where parents are banned from using technology so you can finally build your dream castle without any distractions! no more annoying parents asking you to do chores or homework, just pure gaming bliss. Plus, studies show that playing on our server can actually decrease anxiety and increase focus, so you’ll be a minecraft pro in no time. Come join us and escape the real world for a while, you won’t regret it!

A And Skittles on a Quest for the Ultimate Plugin Soup!

Adventure, alliances, Challenges, Community, Crates, Economy, Empire, Events, Experience, innovation, Items, java, Jobs, Keys, landscapes, Mechanics, Plugin, Properties, Quest, Resources, Rewards, skittles, smp, Soup, Survival, Ultimate

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	136
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Dimension Hops:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Magic Items Found:	4969
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1808
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Server Name
Server Type	Java Survival
IP Address	51.81.53.217:25631

Overview:

Key Features:

Survival Gameplay: Experience classic survival Minecraft with a twist.
Economy & Renting System: Earn, trade, and rent properties to dominate the server economy.
Crates: Unlock rewards with our custom crate system.
Jobs & Plugins: Choose from a variety of jobs and plugins to enhance gameplay.
Community & Events: Join a vibrant community, participate in events, competitions, and challenges.

FAQ:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply input the IP address (51.81.53.217:25631) into the “Add Server” option in Minecraft and join the server.

Q: Are there any rewards for joining?

A: Yes, there are free rewards for joining the server. Make sure to claim them upon joining.

Q: What activities can I do on the server?

A: You can build, explore, conquer landscapes, fend off mobs, earn money through jobs, participate in events, and more.

Q: Can I form alliances on the server?

A: Yes, you can make friends, form alliances, and take on epic quests together with other players on the server.

Q: Are there any rules I need to follow on the server?

A: Yes, please familiarize yourself with the server rules upon joining to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players.

Crafty Ladies Minecraft Server

“Ask women at work out for a coffee date”, “Ask women out on dates”, “Ask your friends if they know any single women”, “Dating strategies for men”, “Get a hobby where you can meet new women”, “Getting into a relationship”, “Go to church and meet a religious girl”, “Hang out at the bar and talk to women”, “Make friends with women and see if things progress into a relationship”, “Meeting women in different places”, “Meeting women through friends”, “Sign up for a dating app”, “Socializing with women”, “Stay single for life”, “Trying to find a girlfriend”, Crafty, dating advice for men, finding a partner, finding love, ladies, Minecraft, relationship tips for men, Server, Single life

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	554
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you tired of striking out in the dating game? Are you ready to give up and resign yourself to a life of eternal singledom? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about awkward first dates or getting rejected again. Instead of asking women out on dates, you can build epic structures and battle mobs together. Forget about signing up for dating apps, because on our server, you’ll be too busy mining for diamonds and exploring hidden caves.

No need to hang out at bars or go to church to meet someone special, because on our server, you’ll meet plenty of like-minded players who share your love for all things blocky. And who needs friends to set you up with dates when you can make friends with fellow players and see where things go from there?

So why waste your time trying to find love in the real world when you can find it in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Join our server now and say goodbye to your single life forever!

ShonenSMP: TheGreatestMC_Ever

Shonen MC Greatest Bar none Simple punches Anime Manga Action Adventure Fighting Protagonist Hero Strong Determined Popular Iconic Classic Power Skills Legendary, ShonenSMP, TheGreatestMC_Ever

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4104
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Holy Grails Found:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Are you tired of joining boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is run by the greatest shonen MC of all time! This dude doesn’t need any dumb hax or special powers, just good old-fashioned punches to get the job done.

Join our server and witness epic battles between players as they duke it out with nothing but their fists. Want to build a house? Better make sure it can withstand a punch from our fearless leader. Think you can outsmart him? Good luck, because this guy is as sharp as a diamond sword.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our MC once punched a creeper so hard, it turned into a fluffy bunny. And don’t even get me started on the time he tamed a pack of wolves just by giving them a stern look.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where punches speak louder than words.

BlockbusterBash

BlockbusterBash, Box Office Hits, Cinema, cult classics, film analysis, film criticism, film discussion, film enthusiasts, film genres, film industry, Hollywood, movie buffs, movie fans, movie ratings, movie recommendations, movie reviews, moviegoers, opinion, overrated film, popular movies, underrated films

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5244
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Void Armor Forged:	23
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	33

Are you tired of boring old movies? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we recreate all the most overrated films in the most ridiculous ways possible! Watch as we turn “Citizen Kane” into a slapstick comedy or “The Godfather” into a musical extravaganza. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free virtual popcorn machine for your in-game theater! Don’t miss out on the chance to experience cinema like never before on our wacky Minecraft server!

Blocky Boobies Minecraft Server

aesthetic surgery, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body modification, boobies, breast augmentation, breast enhancement, breast implants, breast reconstruction, breast surgery, cosmetic surgery, enhancement procedures, Medical Ethics, Minecraft, personal choice, physical appearance, plastic surgery, self esteem, Server, societal norms, Surgical procedures, tit implants, Women’s Health

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6670
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand the importance of boobies? Well, look no further because our server is all about those epic tit implants! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated enhancements and chesty adventures. Who needs diamonds when you can have double D’s?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Boobie Mountain, where players can climb to the top and bask in the glory of the silicone peaks. Rumor has it that those who reach the summit are granted the power of infinite cleavage.

So come on down to our server and let your boobie dreams come true! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of lotion, because things are about to get slippery.

BootyCraft Minecraft SMP

appreciation, appreciation thread, ass, ass appreciation, ass collection, ass posts, ass specific, ass tags, ass thread, ass tonight, ass year, BootyCraft, collection, long tail, Minecraft, Posts, smp, specific ass, tags, Thread, tonight, year

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5078
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Divine Spears Created:	26	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the bootylicious adventures you could ever dream of!

Join us on our server where we appreciate the finest pixelated posteriors in all of Minecraft. From the roundest hills to the perkiest peaks, we’ve got it all! Our community is dedicated to showcasing and celebrating the best backsides in the game, so if you’ve got a love for luscious loins, this is the place for you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the most epic and outrageous stories you’ll ever hear. From the legend of the giant chicken that terrorizes the land to the epic quest for the enchanted diamond thong, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and of course, plenty of booty! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with Minecraft all over again.

CraftyMomNoLies

banned from visiting, brotherly love, collapsed lung, consequences, CraftyMomNoLies, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family loyalty, Honesty, honesty vs loyalty, hospital visit, parenting challenges, protective brother, sibling bond, sibling relationships, sneaking out, Tough Decisions, tough love, tough love parenting, uncle’s rules

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2355
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Villages Defended:	15
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Star Shards Collected:	267	Gods Slained:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join now for the chance to sneak into your friend’s virtual house through the window, just like Jared did in real life. Will you get caught leaving behind your sunglasses as evidence? Will you be banned from the server for a month for breaking the rules? Only one way to find out!

Experience the thrill of family feuds and sibling rivalry as you navigate through the virtual world. Will you stand up for your brother like Jared did, or will you be the one denying entry to your virtual house? The possibilities are endless on our server!

Join now for a chance to be caught in the middle of a heated argument between family members, just like the one that happened in real life. Will you choose to tell the truth and face the consequences, or will you lie to protect your friends? The choice is yours on our Minecraft server!

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience all the drama and excitement of real life on our virtual Minecraft server. Join now and see if you can handle the chaos!

BlockShock TraumaCraft

anxiety, BlockShock, confronting trauma, coping, depression, emotional pain, healing, inner turmoil, mental health, past experiences, psychological distress, ptsd, realization, Recovery, seeking help, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, Therapy, Trauma, TraumaCraft, triggers

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7730
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Are you sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a lava pit? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join us on our server and experience the most epic adventures you could ever imagine. From battling giant mutant chickens to building a castle made entirely of TNT, the possibilities are endless.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that farts out diamonds every time you feed it a carrot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

CraftyKremlinSpy420

2016, advised, analyst, collusion, CraftyKremlinSpy420, election, fbi, Government, home, intelligence, Interference, investigation, Justice, Politics, Probe, Raids, russia, Russian-born, SECURITY, trump, US

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5432
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

lol u guys gotta join this minecraft server, it’s so lit that even the FBI raided a dude’s house for playing on it. like, this server is so crazy that it caught the attention of the government. imagine what kind of wild stuff is happening on there. maybe there’s secret treasure hunts or hidden bases with diamond armor for days. who knows, maybe you’ll become the next target of a government investigation just for joining. join now and live life on the edge, my dudes.