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Minecraft SMP – /bgg/ – Baldur’s Gate Builders

Baldurs, baldurs gate, bgg, Builders, Class, companions, consequences, evil path, FAQ, Gate, House of Hope Edition, Karmic Dice, long rest, Minecraft, Minthara, Mods, Mountain Pass, pasta, Patch 5, Patch 6, PC Trailer, ps5 trailer, Race, romance, smp, Tadpoles, The Dark Urge, underdark, Wiki

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9943
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	75	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Our server, House of Hope Edition, is where the wildest adventures happen and the craziest stories unfold.

Join us for a chance to build the most ridiculous structures, prank your friends with the most outrageous traps, and embark on quests that will leave you scratching your head in confusion.

But that’s not all! We have Patch 6 live, which introduces flying pigs and dancing llamas to the game. Patch 5 brought in a new dimension where you can battle evil unicorns and ride on rainbow clouds.

Don’t forget to check out our Wiki, where you can learn how to tame a dragon and become the ruler of the server. And if you’re feeling adventurous, dive into our Mods section where you can turn your character into a talking potato or a disco ball.

Still not convinced? Well, we have a FAQ section that will answer all your burning questions, like how to long rest in style and whether you should recruit Minthara for a wild romance.

So what are you waiting for? Join House of Hope Edition today and let the madness begin!

SisterBlocker Minecraft Server

abandonment, adoption, Blocking, Boundaries, Cultural differences, defending loved ones, family, Gaslighting, Grief, hurtful comments, insensitive, Minecraft, mixed race, nephew, overreacting, parenting, racism, regret, sensitivity, Server, sister, SisterBlocker, Support

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4926
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Towns Built:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Ores Mined:	3106	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my sister Beth’s comments? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time where you can build, mine, and explore with a community that’s more supportive than my family!

Just like how I stood up for my nephew Jamie, you’ll find a group of players who will have your back no matter what. And don’t worry, we won’t make any weird comments about your race or family situation – unless it’s in good fun, of course!

So come join us on this server where you can escape the drama and build your own world. Who needs a toxic family when you have a virtual one that’s always there for you? Trust me, it’s way better than dealing with a sister like Beth. See you in the game!

WeirdoCraft – No Kid Zone

aita, Comments.., cross country team, facebook, friendship, jerks, Kid, local pool, Message, moving states, new family, Parent, play date, Polite, touchy, UNCOMFORTABLE, weird, WeirdoCraft, whispering, Zone

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6047
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3158	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Love Letters Sent:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with weird kids like Melanie pushing you into virtual water and comparing people to bugs. Join us for a fun and drama-free gaming experience, where the only thing you’ll be whispering under your breath is “this server is awesome!” Don’t be a jerk like the parents on the school district Facebook page – join our server and let the fun begin!

ExSecretsGuru – Minecraft SMP

Breakup, Closure, discovery, Emotional healing, empowerment, ex, ExSecretsGuru, healing, HEARTBREAK, LEAVING, lessons learned, letting go, Minecraft, moving on, new beginnings, past, personal growth, Reflection, relationship, secret, Self Discovery, self-care, smp

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4487
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Towns Built:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Mines Excavated:	3124	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the drama is as stale as last week’s bread? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to bring your sense of humor and leave your exes at the door.

We’ve got secret underground bases filled with treasure, crazy redstone contraptions that will blow your mind, and a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a herd of stampeding llamas. And let’s not forget the real reason you should join – we’ve uncovered a secret that will make you question everything you thought you knew about your ex.

Join us on this hilarious adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So what are you waiting for? Leave the drama behind and come join the fun on our insane Minecraft SMP!

CraftyTravelz

Adventure, best place, bucket list, CraftyTravelz, Destination, Dream destination, Explore, favorite place, memorable trip, must-visit place, SightSeeing, top destination, tourist spot, travel, travel experience, travel goals, travel memories, vacation spot, Visited, Wanderlust

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8457
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Oh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server I found! It’s like stepping into a magical land filled with rainbow sheep and flying pigs. The best part? You can ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve experienced the thrill of building a castle made entirely of diamond blocks while being chased by a pack of zombie villagers riding on top of giant spiders. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ChoudaryCraft: Life Sentence Minecraft Server

Anjem Choudary, British, British Muslim leader, ChoudaryCraft, conviction, CounterTerrorism, extremism, Hate Speech, Islam, Islamic preacher, Jailed for life, legal case, Life, Minecraft, prison sentence, radical ideology, Radical preacher, radicalization, Sentence, Server, Terrorism, terrorism charges, uk, uk news, Violent extremism

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9597
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Emeralds Found:	3092
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

come join our minecraft server, where we got more craziness than anjem choudary on a bender! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance the macarena, and diamonds that sing like beyonce! if you join our server, you’ll be as happy as a llama in a field of carrots. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, guarded by a pack of killer bunnies. so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie apocalypse).

Putin’s Baby Factory

baby, birth rate, cultural values, demographic crisis, FACTORY, family, feminism, fertility rate, Gender Roles, Government, Motherhood, nationalism, nationalism vs feminism, patriotism, Politics, population growth, Propaganda, putin, Putins, russia, Social Issues, society, traditional values

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2090
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Void Gems Collected:	21	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

join our epic minecraft server where u can have babies for russia and show ur patriotism over feminism!! putin himself is watching and cheering u on as u pop out baby after baby in the virtual world. who needs feminism when u can be a baby-making machine for mother russia?! come join us and let’s make putin proud together!! 🇷🇺👶🎮

OlympicLoserCraft

achievement, athlete, Competition, Dedication, Defeat, determination, Glory, hard work, Honor, inspiration, last place, MEDAL, motivation, OlympicLoserCraft, olympics, Participation, perseverance, pride, sports, success, Victory

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1704
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

join our epic minecraft server where getting last place is the ultimate achievement! you will be praised and worshipped by all for your incredible ability to come in dead last in every competition!

we have a special event where you have to build the ugliest house possible, and the winner gets a prize of… absolutely nothing! because who needs rewards when you can bask in the glory of having the most hideous house in all of minecraft?

our server is also home to the most incompetent mobs you will ever encounter. they will walk into walls, fall off cliffs, and just generally make a fool of themselves. it’s like watching a bunch of toddlers trying to play soccer, except with zombies and creepers.

so come join us on our server where being a total failure is celebrated and embraced. because let’s face it, winning is overrated. it’s all about the journey to the bottom!

EmergencyLanez420

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7757
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

so, like, u ever wonder how a minecraft server can actually impact emergency response times? well, let me tell u a lil story about this one server i know. it used to have like, 4 lanes but then they did this crazy thing and turned it into 3 lanes. and u know what? emergency response rates didn’t change at all. like, what even is that? but hey, if u wanna join this server, maybe u can be the one to figure out the mystery of the 4-to-3 lane conversion. who knows, maybe u’ll become a hero or something. so come on, join us and let’s solve this minecraft mystery together!

City Survival: Where You’ll Wish Creepers Were the Only Danger

cave, city, claims protection, CREEPERS, danger, destroyed city, Discord, dynamic, frequent restarts, helper recruitment, Helpers, inactive claims, ip address, ironed out, minimal claims protection, New server, ruins, server suggestions, small map, Suggestions, Survival, Vanilla, Youll

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1052
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Villages Defended:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Players Killed by Monsters:	3161
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Server Overview:

Server Features	Destroyed city setting
Map Size	2.5k distance
Claims Protection	Minimal, inactivity for 3 days will remove claims
Helpers Needed	Looking for helpers and suggestions
Server Restarts	Frequent restarts as things are ironed out

FAQ

Question	Answer
How big is the map?	The map is 2.5k distance, for more dynamic city gameplay
Is there claims protection?	Minimal claims protection, inactivity for 3 days will remove claims
Are helpers needed?	Yes, the server is looking for helpers and suggestions
How often are server restarts?	There may be frequent restarts as things are ironed out