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Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 5140 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 17 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
Join our server and prepare to be blown away by the sheer insanity that awaits you. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Done. How about battling a horde of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot? We got you covered. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move to the beat of “Baby Shark.”
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Bacon, a mythical food item that grants you the power to shoot laser beams from your eyes and turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bunny army take down a dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let’s fucking goooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!