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BidenCraft: No Nukes, Just Blocks!

biden, Biden administration, BidenCraft, blocks, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global stability, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, nuclear deal, nuclear sites, nukes, peace talks, political tensions, proportional response, sanctions, security concerns, US, world news

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7799
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ores Mined:	1939	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Crops Grown:	1187	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	178
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Zombie Dances:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20

hey u! u like minecraft? well u gotta join this server cuz it’s lit af! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the macarena, and villagers that twerk for diamonds!

one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started terrorizing the server, but don’t worry, we defeated it with our epic diamond swords and enchanted armor.

also, did i mention we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance? it’s wild, man.

so come join us and let’s build some crazy stuff together! oh, and don’t forget to bring your sense of humor cuz things can get pretty wacky around here. let’s goooooo!

Glass Portal Mine

Break, deep thoughts, existential crisis, existentialism, Glass, Identity, introspection, Perception, perspective, philosophical musings, philosophy, Portal, Reality, Reflection, Screen, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, separation, WINDOW, world

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3483
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

join dis server if u wanna break through dat glass and find out if its a window or a screen lolz. we got creepers that dance the macarena, pigs that fly like superman, and diamonds that sing opera. u never know what u gonna find in dis wacky world. come join us and let’s break through dat glass together, cuz who needs reality when u got minecraft craziness amirite?

Hardrada Worldbuilding: Where even creepers have better political skills than most players

alliances, collaboration, Community, Conquest, CREEPERS, Diplomacy, Discord, Economy, Empires, Events, Hardrada, Minecraft, multiplayer, Players, Political, PvP, Quests, Server, Skills, storytelling, strategy, Trade, Vanilla, WARFARE, Wars, Worldbuilding

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	135
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Star Shards Collected:	203	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	2911	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Minecraft Server: Hardrada Worldbuilding
Are you ready to conquer the world? Hardrada Worldbuilding offers you unparalleled freedom and endless possibilities! Whether you dream of building vast empires, engaging in complex political strategies, or crafting epic stories, this is the place for you. Why Choose Our Server? Unmatched Freedom: Create, expand, and rule your empire the way you envision. Fair and Supportive Staff: Dedicated and impartial staff team ensures a fair and enjoyable experience for everyone. Player-Driven Stories: Forge your path and shape the server’s history. Community and Collaboration: Join a community of like-minded players who share your passion. Dynamic World: Server evolves with the actions of its players. Features: Economy and Trade: Engage in a player-driven economy with custom shops, currency, and trade opportunities. Quests and Events: Participate in regular quests, events, and challenges to earn unique rewards. PvP and Warfare: Test your skills in strategic battles and wars, or focus on peaceful growth and diplomacy. Join Us Today! Discord: https://discord.gg/YD7TbkM569

Minecraft Server: Hardrada Worldbuilding

Are you ready to conquer the world? Hardrada Worldbuilding offers you unparalleled freedom and endless possibilities! Whether you dream of building vast empires, engaging in complex political strategies, or crafting epic stories, this is the place for you.

Why Choose Our Server?

Unmatched Freedom: Create, expand, and rule your empire the way you envision.
Fair and Supportive Staff: Dedicated and impartial staff team ensures a fair and enjoyable experience for everyone.
Player-Driven Stories: Forge your path and shape the server’s history.
Community and Collaboration: Join a community of like-minded players who share your passion.
Dynamic World: Server evolves with the actions of its players.

Features:

Economy and Trade: Engage in a player-driven economy with custom shops, currency, and trade opportunities.
Quests and Events: Participate in regular quests, events, and challenges to earn unique rewards.
PvP and Warfare: Test your skills in strategic battles and wars, or focus on peaceful growth and diplomacy.

Join Us Today!

Discord: https://discord.gg/YD7TbkM569

FAQs

1. Can I join the server if I am new to Minecraft?: Yes, all players are welcome regardless of experience level. Our community is friendly and supportive, so don’t hesitate to join!
2. Are there any rules or guidelines I need to follow?: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. You can find the rules on our Discord server or on our website.
3. How can I start building my empire on the server?: Once you join the server, you can explore the world and start building your empire wherever you choose. You can also collaborate with other players to create magnificent structures.
4. Can I participate in events and quests on the server?: Absolutely! We regularly host events and quests for players to participate in and earn unique rewards and recognition.
5. How can I engage in PvP and warfare on the server?: If you’re interested in PvP and warfare, you can test your skills in strategic battles and wars against other players. Alternatively, you can focus on peaceful growth and diplomacy.

Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, big mom, blocky, cousins, Dragon.., elbaf, imu, Lafitte, loki, Luffy’s mom, Minecraft, one piece, Perospero, Rocks’ crew, schizocrafting theories, Server, Shanks, Vegapunk

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1601
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1518	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Void Gems Collected:	32
Animals Bred:	37	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question everything you thought you knew about crafting? Look no further than our server, where we have the most outrageous schizocrafting theories you’ve ever heard!

Join us and discover the hidden secrets of the Minecraft universe, like how Lafitte from Rocks’ crew faked his death just like the real Lafitte (mind blown, right?). And get ready for the shocking revelation that Imu is actually Luffy’s mom – who saw that coming?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll encounter not one, but TWO Lokis on Elbaf. And don’t even get us started on the crazy family connections, like Shanks and Dragon being long-lost cousins. And guess what? Perospero is actually the secret love child of Big Mom and Vegapunk.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with insane theories and mind-blowing revelations, join our Minecraft server now. Just be prepared for your brain to explode with all the craziness that awaits you. See you there, crafters!

”’IT’S UP!”’ Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Backstage, clip, Entertainment, Heyman, Incident, interview, IT’S UP, knife stabbing, Minecraft, Netflix, Paul Heyman, Shane, shane mcmahon, smp, Story, upload, Video, Vince, Vince McMahon, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3140
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Gods Slained:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than Vince McMahon’s backstage drama? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Paul Heyman would be speechless. Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a WWE pay-per-view. Who needs Netflix when you can experience the thrill of our server firsthand? Don’t miss out on the action – join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our chaotic world. Remember, in our server, anything can happen – even a Vince/Shane knife stabbing story!

Mom’s KitchenCraft

adulting, age and skills, communication problems, cooking lessons, cooking skills, culinary education, defending spouse, EMBARRASSMENT, family dinner, family dynamics, generational differences, kitchen etiquette, kitchen mishaps, kitchen responsibilities, KitchenCraft, marital conflicts, marriage issues, moms, Pathetic, teaching cooking, traditional gender roles, wife can’t cook

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9164
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Buildings Constructed:	39	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cutting fruit is a crucial skill for survival! Join us and learn how to properly hold a knife while slicing through pixelated watermelons and apples.

We pride ourselves on teaching valuable life skills, like cooking and defending your spouse’s inability to cook. Our community is full of supportive players who will guide you through the art of culinary mastery, even if it means embarrassing you in front of your mother-in-law.

So come on down to our server and show off your knife skills while defending your honor against fruit-cutting critiques. Who knew Minecraft could be so deliciously dramatic?

BlockBusterMinecraftSMP

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7191
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time or else we’ll send a pack of angry llamas after you! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere, or if you’re brave enough to face off against the legendary Ender Chicken boss that shoots explosive eggs at you. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. So come on, join us and make some memories that will have you saying “I’m the king of the world, you piece of shit!”

BlocktopiaCraft: Mind-Blowing Fun!

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6036
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Did you know that our Minecraft server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated building? That’s right, these llamas have built entire cities out of blocks and even have their own llama-themed currency called “Llamacoin”! Join our server and witness the epic llama takeover of the Minecraft world – it’s a fact that will blow your mind and leave you laughing all the way to the llama bank!

HackCraft: US Domains Seized

criminal activity, cyber attack, cyber espionage, Cyber Security, cyber warfare, cybercrime, department of justice, domain seizure, Domains, fbi, HackCraft, HACKING, international relations, internet domains, investigation, law enforcement, online crime, online threats, Russian hackers, seized, Seizes, Technology, US

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7499
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143	Villages Defended:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

so, like, u know how the US is always tryna be all up in everyone’s business? well, they just went and seized some internet domains that they think were used by russian hackers. like, can u even imagine? but don’t worry, we got a minecraft server that’s totally hacker-free. like, no russians allowed, bro. come join us and build some sick pixel art of uncle sam flipping off putin. it’s gonna be lit, fam. #merica #minecraftftw

Crafty Masturbating Miners

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1372
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Animals Bred:	180
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Potions Brewed:	136
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

join dis server if u wanna experience da most epic adventures in all of minecraft history. we got llamas dat can rap battle u, creepers dat do da macarena, n villagers dat sell u enchanted diamond panties. u can even ride a giant chicken into battle against a dragon dat farts rainbows. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet zombie dat tells dad jokes. so what r u waiting for? come join da madness and be part of da craziest minecraft community ever! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit.