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Crafty21YearOldMe

advice, Crafty21YearOldMe, Experience, guidance, hindsight, learning from mistakes, life advice, life lessons, looking back, Maturity, past self, personal development, personal growth, Reflection, regrets, self improvement, self reflection, time travel, wisdom, words of wisdom, young adulthood

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2465
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Meteorites Collected:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

If you could go back, what would you tell your 21-year-old self? Probably to join our epic Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the macarena! Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself can’t resist joining in on the fun. Plus, we have a secret underground base where Notch hangs out and gives out free enchanted gear to all players. So don’t waste your time mining in boring old caves, come join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and ridiculous shenanigans!

EUAsylumCraft

asylum laws, budapest, eastern europe, EU, EUAsylumCraft, european union, Fine, flouting, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Hungary, immigration, international relations, legal issues, migrant policy, non-compliance, not planning, penalty, Refugee Crisis, sanctions, VIOLATION

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8707
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Alien Abductions:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Void Gems Collected:	37
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Horror Stories Survived:	5

u kno wat else is flouting? our minecraft server, where we dont follow no rules, not even the EU asylum laws! come join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem. we aint payin’ no fines, we too busy building epic structures and battling dragons. join us if u dare, but be warned, once u enter, there’s no turning back. come join the madness, where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination.

PenaltyShotProz

algorithm-based decisions, athletic development, coaches, Decision making, field experiment, field-testing, penalty shooting, PenaltyShotProz, performance analysis, player performance, research recommendations, shot placement, skill development, skilled players, Soccer, sports coaching, sports psychology, sports science, success rate, training methods, youth football

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7895
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of missing those penalty shots in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! This place is like a field experiment, but with highly skilled Minecraft players instead of football players. We tested out all the recommendations to improve your penalty shooting skills, and guess what? Players who chose their shot placement had the highest success rate! Forget about coaches and algorithms, trust your gut on this server.

Join us for some epic Minecraft action and show off your mad penalty shooting skills. We’ve got crazy mini-games, insane challenges, and a community of players who are always down for a good time. Plus, we’ve got the best loot drops in the game, so you’ll be stacking up those diamonds in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most lit Minecraft server out there. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s show those algorithms who’s boss!

Nations SMP: Where everyone is welcome, except Dave. He knows what he did. Version 1.21+

1.21, Ban, blocks, Dave, Discord Channel, discord server, Dynmap, Earth, Explore, Ip:, Join, Land, make, Nations, Nations/SMP, peacefully, Players, rule, rules, Server Information, smp, Version, Whitelist

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	659
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Nations SMP Server Overview

Server Information	Details
IP	147.185.221.20:36863
Dynmap	http://147.185.221.20:48696/
Discord Server	https://discord.gg/QzP6BJTW5J

FAQs

1. How do I join the Nations SMP server?

To join the server, you can use the IP address provided above in your Minecraft client along with the specified port.

2. What is the server size?

Our Earth server has a 1:1500 scale which means there is a total area of (24576 x 12288 blocks) of land to explore.

3. Can I create nations or rule the world on the server?

Yes, you have the freedom to create nations, rule the world, or live peacefully as you choose on the server.

4. Where can I find the server rules?

You can find the server rules in the #info channel on our Discord server. Breaking the rules may result in a ban.

DescendantCraft Minecraft Server

/tfd/, 4-Players, Co-op missions, Defeat, descendant, DescendantCraft, Download, giant bosses, Humanity, looter shooter, Mechanics, Minecraft, Missions, News, Nexon, Server, solo missions, Survival, the first descendant, third person, Thread Template, Unique abilities, Unreal Engine 5

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9361
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Secret Passages Found:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	454
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Ores Mined:	9447
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now and become a Minecraft Descendant, fighting for the survival of blocky humanity against giant creepers and zombies!

Our server is powered by Unreal Engine 5, so you know the graphics are going to be mind-blowing. As a Descendant, you’ll have unique abilities like building a fortress in seconds or summoning a dragon to help you in battle.

But that’s not all – we have solo and co-op missions where you can team up with up to 4 players to take down the biggest bosses Minecraft has ever seen. Imagine fighting a 100-foot tall Enderman with your friends by your side – it’s a rush like no other!

So what are you waiting for? Download Minecraft Descendants now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in the game!

CraftyVibe Minecraft Server

Adult Manners, Anime, Aoi Sakura, Apex, Business Test, Cardfight!! Vanguard, Collabs, cr, CraftyVibe, e sports, fps, GETI, indies, JP FPS Streamers, Kisaragi Ren, KNR, Komori Met, Kurumi Noah, Minecraft, Mother3-Beni’s Midnight Double Peek Radio Show., music program, Nekota Tsuna, Neo-porte, original songs, Pacific Racing Team, PUBG, RAGE Super Match, Rakuten Optimism, Riddle, Server, Sumire, Tachibana Hinano, Tournaments, VSPO, VSPO! Gekiro, Vtubers, Yumeno Akarin, ZETA, 芸人旅団

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6863
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	269	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Join us for the craziest adventures and outrageous stories as we battle it out in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Our server is so lit that even the creepers are scared to mess with us!

But wait, there’s more! We have ongoing merch releases like Nekota Tsuna’s 2nd Anniversary Goods (yes, he’s a virtual cat, don’t question it), Yumeno Akarin’s 1st Anniversary Goods, and even a VSPO! x Cardfight Vanguard Collaboration! Who knew virtual idols and card games could go so well together?

And don’t miss out on our upcoming events like Aoi Sakura Gachinko Series APEX, RAGE Super Match Powered by Rakuten Optimism, and the Vtuber Most Cooperative Tournament Apex #6. It’s going to be a virtual party you won’t want to miss!

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild ride of virtual insanity. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft champion in our VSPO! world!

KidzKornerPoolParty

aita, Boundaries, child behavior, child development, child innocence, Communication, correcting kids, cultural influence, family dynamics, family gatherings, family pool party, Inappropriate Behavior, kid’s language, KidzKornerPoolParty, neighbor relationships, parenting, Parenting styles, social norms, social responsibility, TikTok influence

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6757
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	733	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Magic Items Found:	5936
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where the chat is as wild as a 4th of July pool party? Look no further! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with unexpected phrases and hilarious antics.

Imagine a world where kids are quoting viral videos and making everyone laugh with their innocent yet outrageous comments. Who knew that Minecraft could be so unpredictable and entertaining?

Join now and be part of a community where even the youngest players bring a whole new level of humor to the game. Who needs scripted jokes when you have kids saying the darndest things inspired by TikTok?

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most unique and unexpected interactions in the Minecraft universe. Join us today and prepare to be amazed by the creativity and spontaneity of our players. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

BlockBros Minecraft Server

advice, annoying questions, Assumptions, BlockBros, Boundaries, career, emotions, finances, Future, goals, hobbies, interests, Masculinity, Men, Minecraft, Opinions, PERSONAL LIFE, privacy, relationships, Respect, Server, Stereotypes, stop asking, wish people

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	279
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Meteorites Collected:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of people asking you boring questions like “How’s the weather?” or “What do you do for a living?” Well, join our Minecraft server and never have to answer those mundane questions again! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden somewhere in the world that only the bravest players can find. So if you’re looking for a break from reality and a chance to escape to a world of pure chaos and fun, join our server today!

BlockyBrothers

Behavior, BlockyBrothers, Communication, Competition, confusion, emotions, friendship, Insecurity, male bonding, Masculinity, Men, peer dynamics, peer influence, peer pressure, relationships, social norms, societal expectations, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2821
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1540
Villages Defended:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us if you want to witness the craziest antics, like players riding pigs through the Nether while wearing nothing but diamond helmets, or building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of TNT.

We have epic PvP battles where players fight with nothing but enchanted potatoes, and secret underground dance parties where the only rule is to boogie down until the sun comes up.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion, then come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

KinzhalKaboomCraft

aerospace, air defense, Air Force, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Geopolitics, intercept, international relations, Kinzhal Missiles, KinzhalKaboomCraft, Military, missile defense, national defense, Patriot systems, Russian, SECURITY, strategic defense, Technology, Ukraine, WARFARE

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7036
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Divine Spears Created:	29
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1113
Holy Grails Found:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	245
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

so like, u know how ukraine air force is all like pew pew with their patriot systems and stuff? well, they just went and intercepted all them russian kinzhal missiles like it was no big deal. like, who even needs superpowers when u got ukraine air force on your side, amirite?

so, if u wanna be part of a server that’s as epic and badass as ukraine air force, then u gotta join this minecraft server. we got all the craziest mods and plugins that will make ur head spin. like, u can ride dragons and shoot lasers out of ur eyes. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft awesomeness.

plus, our community is the coolest around. we have epic build battles and treasure hunts that will keep u on the edge of ur seat. and don’t even get me started on our epic pvp battles. u better bring ur A game if u wanna survive in this server.

so what are u waiting for? come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe. ukraine air force ain’t got nothin’ on us!