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WeddingCraft: No Exes Allowed

Allowed, Exes, family boundaries, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family harmony, family pressure, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, immediate family, late child, late husband, stepmother, stepmother and stepkids, stepmother feelings, stepmother insecurity, stepmother relationship, Wedding, WeddingCraft

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6513
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Enchantments Applied:	291
Void Gems Collected:	31	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Endless Night Skies:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server, where family drama meets pixelated fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and photo displays!

Are you ready to navigate the complex relationships of a Minecraft family? Join us and witness the epic battle over whose photo gets displayed in the virtual world. Will you side with the stepmother and stepsiblings who demand equality in photo representation, or will you stand your ground and proudly display only your late mom’s photo?

Experience the thrill of standing up for what you believe in, even if it means causing chaos in the virtual family. Will you be the hero who restores family harmony, or will you be the rebel who refuses to conform to their demands?

Join our server now and embark on a hilarious journey filled with absurd demands, outrageous ultimatums, and plenty of laughs. Who knew that a simple photo display could cause so much virtual drama? Only on our Minecraft server!

UnluckyCraft Minecraft Server

Against All Odds, disbelief, eye-opening, Flabbergasted, jaw-dropping, life changing, Mind Blowing, Minecraft, out of the blue, rare occurrence, reality check, Server, shock, Surprise, surreal, turn of events, Twist of fate, unanticipated, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected, unforeseen, UnluckyCraft, unthinkable..

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5758
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Emeralds Found:	2645
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows you up? Well, on our server, creepers are actually friendly and give you diamonds instead of blowing you up! It’s like a reverse psychology kind of thing, you never know what to expect!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with talking pigs who have a secret recipe for the best bacon you’ve ever tasted. And don’t even get me started on the dancing chickens who can break out into a synchronized dance routine at any moment.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then come join us! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and magical potions. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join the fun and see what crazy adventures await you!

BlockBusterNoMore

BlockBusterNoMore, counseling, determination, discipline, Exercise, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, Long-term goals, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, motivation, overcoming addiction, porn addiction, quitting porn, Recovery, self improvement, self-control, success stories, support system, Therapy, Willpower

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9508
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

Are you tired of spending hours in the virtual world of porn? Well, we have the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server! Our server is so addicting that you won’t even have time to think about porn. Plus, our virtual world is full of pixelated babes and hunks that will make you forget all about those boring videos. So say goodbye to your porn addiction and hello to a whole new addiction – Minecraft!

RussophobesRUs Minecraft Server

Brussels, chief diplomat, Conflict, criticism, diplomatic relations, EU, European Commission, european union, foreign policy, international relations, Josep Borrell, Kremlin, Minecraft, Moscow, new leadership, Politics, russia, RussophobesRUs, Russophobic, Sergey Lavrov, Server, Tensions, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1497
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Votes:	9529

So, like, u know how there’s this new EU chief diplomat who’s, like, totally russophobic or whatever? Well, our Minecraft server is like the complete opposite of that! We’re all about spreading love and peace, man. Join us and you’ll be welcomed with open arms and lots of virtual hugs.

Plus, we have this crazy story about how our server was actually built on the ruins of an ancient civilization that worshipped llamas as gods. Legend has it that if you find the hidden llama temple, you’ll be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. Sounds pretty epic, right?

Oh, and did I mention that our server has a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party? Yeah, you heard me right. Zombie dance battles, creeper karaoke, and skeleton DJs spinning sick beats. It’s lit, fam.

So, if you’re tired of all the russophobic drama in the EU and just wanna chill and have a good time, come join our Minecraft server. We promise you won’t regret it. Peace out, y’all!

CrimeaCraft: US vs Russia

aggression, blame game, Conflict, Crimea, Crimea crisis, CrimeaCraft, deaths, diplomatic fallout, escalation, foreign policy, geopolitical conflict, international relations, military intervention, political tension, power struggle, response, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, territorial dispute, US

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9205
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Void Gems Collected:	37	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Villages Defended:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Ores Mined:	1549	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

so, like, this server is so lit that even russia is getting involved. they blame the US for some deaths in crimea and are like “we gonna respond by joining this epic minecraft server!” like, can you even imagine?

join us for some crazy pvp battles where you can blame other countries for your losses and vow epic responses by building giant monuments in their honor.

we’ve got custom plugins that make the game even more insane, like exploding sheep that rain down from the sky and turn everything into chaos.

come join the fun and be a part of this international drama that is sure to keep you entertained for hours on end. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

EndlessLeftTurns

90 degrees, assumption, Communication, Decision making, Direction, Driving, EndlessLeftTurns, following directions, following orders, Instructions, left turn, misunderstanding, navigation, obeying commands, orientation, road signs, spatial awareness, stop turning, traffic rules, turn left, Turning

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5011
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Magic Items Found:	5819
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Meteorites Collected:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

join dis server if u want to experience da ultimate adventure of never ending left turns! we got u covered with non-stop left turnin action, cuz who needs to go straight anyways? our server is like a never-ending maze of left turns, where u never know when to stop! it’s like a never-ending cycle of confusion and fun, cuz who needs directions when u can just keep turnin left? come join us and see how long u can last in our crazy world of left turns! just remember, left is always right on our server!

Unextraordinary SMP: The Not-So-Vanilla, Definitely-Not-Hermitcraft-like, No-Whitelist Server

Active, Cheatings, Community, DefinitelyNotHermitcraftlike, Discord, Feedback, Fun, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, members, Minecraft, Mods, NotSoVanilla, Nowhitelist, Players, Server, smp, Suggestions, unextraordinary, Vanilla, Voicechat, Whitelist, world

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8820
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Minecraft Server Name:	Ordinary SMP
Type:	Vanilla Whitelisted SMP
Player Base:	Diverse player base from around the world
Features:	– Simple Voicechat for communication – Active community with over 100 members on Discord – Three weeks old SMP
Join Us:	Discord Link

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q:	Is the server modded?
A:	No, the server is Vanilla Whitelisted SMP without any mods.
Q:	How can I join the server?
A:	You can join by submitting an application on our Discord server and getting whitelisted.
Q:	Is there a voice chat available?
A:	Yes, we have a simple voice chat feature for communication in the SMP.
Q:	Can I give feedback and suggestions for the server?
A:	Yes, we encourage players to give us feedback and suggestions to improve the server.

LawnMowerCraft Server

gardening, LANDSCAPING, lawn care, lawn care advice, lawn care equipment, lawn care hacks, lawn care maintenance, lawn care routine, lawn care schedule, lawn care services, lawn care techniques, lawn care tips, lawn maintenance, lawn mowing tips, LawnMowerCraft, mowing the lawn, outdoor activities, outdoor chores, Server, time-consuming tasks., two hours, yard work

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8190
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Are you tired of spending two whole hours mowing your lawn when you could be building epic structures in Minecraft instead? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from the mundane task of yard work! Join us and never worry about grass again – unless you’re using it to decorate your pixelated mansion, of course. Who needs a perfectly manicured lawn when you can have a virtual paradise in our Minecraft world? Say goodbye to grass stains and hello to blocky adventures!

Xenocraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Checklist, Eunie, fan sites, Figma, GoodSmile_US, Google Doc, Minecraft, Mio figure, Official Xeno supplements, pastebin, Perfect Works, rex, Server, shulk, Thread, Ultimate, xenoblade 2, xenoblade 3, xenoblade chronicles, Xenoblade X, XENOCRAFT, Xenogames General, Xenogears, xgg

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2825
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Void Gems Collected:	18
Dragons Tamed:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Are you team Rex or team Shulk? Choose wisely, because on our Minecraft server, your choice will determine your fate! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a chance to prove your loyalty to your favorite Xenoblade Chronicles character.

FAQs: – Check out our Xenoblade Chronicles Google Doc for all the insider info on the game (based off the old version, because we’re old school like that). – Need more Xenoblade X or Xenoblade 2 content? We got you covered with our handy Pastebins. – Dive deep into the world of Xenogears with our Perfect Works translation – it’s like a treasure trove of Xenoblade goodness. – Keep track of all things Xenoblade 3 with our handy checklist – because you never know when a new game might drop! – And if you’re a true Xenoblade fan, don’t miss out on our translated official supplements and unofficial fan sites – they’re a goldmine of Xenoblade lore.

But wait, there’s more! Eunie is getting a figma, Mio figure is finally colored, and the excitement is off the charts on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the Xenoblade madness begin! Who knows, you might even unlock the secret to defeating the ultimate boss – the dreaded Creeper King!

Fe-male Minecraft Server

comic books, diversity in comics, equality in media, Fe-male, female, Female Characters, female empowerment, female empowerment in media, female representation, female superheroes, female superheroes in media, feminist perspective, gender bias, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, iron man, Iron-man vs Fe-male, Marvel, Minecraft, Server, SuperHero

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5422
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Void Armor Forged:	13
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	212	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where Iron-man rules the land! Forget about traditional gender roles, on this server, everyone is encouraged to embrace their inner superhero.

Join us for epic battles against evil mobs, where Iron-man himself will swoop in to save the day with his trusty red and gold armor. But watch out for Fe-male, the fierce warrior who will stop at nothing to protect her fellow players.

Explore our custom-built Iron-man themed world, complete with skyscrapers made entirely out of iron blocks and a secret underground lair where Tony Stark himself hangs out. Don’t forget to try out our Iron-man inspired mini-games, like flying through obstacle courses with your very own jetpack.

So why settle for just being a regular player on any old Minecraft server when you could be a superhero on ours? Join today and unleash your inner Iron-man (or Fe-male) for a gaming experience like no other!