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MontyCraft: Where Spam is a Food Group and Creepers Run Away from Silly Walks

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5843
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5915
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Are you tired of living in a world that’s gone downhill faster than a pig racing down a minecart track? Well, come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world that’s as clean and vibrant as a freshly polished diamond sword!

Our server is so epic, even the creepers are too scared to blow up because they know they’ll be missing out on all the fun. We’ve got more diamonds than a rich player’s inventory and more adventures than a quest to find the elusive Herobrine.

So why join our server? Because we’ve got more laughs than a pack of villagers gossiping about the latest iron golem fashion trends. And if that’s not enough, just remember – on our server, you can build a house made entirely out of cake and no one will judge you. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

ChopCraft: Chainsaw Mania

action, Anime, Bloody, chainsaw, chainsaw man, ChopCraft, dark fantasy, death, Demons, Denji, Gore, graphic, Horror, INTENSE, Makima, Manga, Mania, Revenge, shonen jump, Supernatural, Thriller, tragic, violence

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8700
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	32	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your wildest dreams come true? Look no further! Join our server where we have a special event called “Baby Battle Royale” where players compete to see who can make a baby suffer the most in-game. It’s like Hunger Games, but with babies! So if you have a dark sense of humor and a competitive spirit, come join us and let’s see who can make this baby suffer the most! Join now and let the chaos begin!

Crafty McCraftface: Where Sales Drop Harder Than MHA’s Ratings

#my hero academia, Analysis, Anime, Challenges, Crafty, Decline, Downfall, Drop, HARD, Harder, Industry, Manga, market, McCraftface, mha, MHAs, profit, Ratings, Revenue, Sales, sales drop, Struggling, what went wrong

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	666
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ores Mined:	6119
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a sheep in a meadow? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in your pixelated life!

We have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their tails, diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball, and creepers that breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena before you defeat it!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party after a long day of trying to kill you. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every Saturday night to show off his killer dance moves.

So why settle for boring when you can join our server and have the time of your virtual life? Don’t miss out on the madness, join now and let the chaos begin!

Novarealms: Where Villagers are the Real MVPs in This SMP Server

administration team, bedrock, Beta Testing, Discord, discord TOS, Diversity, Entertainment, Immersive, Inclusivity, Java compatible, minecraft server, MVPS, Nova Realms SMP, Novarealms, real, restrictions, Server, smp, staff applications, villagers

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3363
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Ores Mined:	1421
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Nova Realms SMP
:construction: We have just recently released for BETA Testing!
:people_hugging: We are all about fun, inclusivity and most importantly diversity!
:no_entry_sign: We have no restrictions (other than the minecraft/discord tos) and we are open to everyone!
:clock: We plan on having this server open for as long as possible, to provide the best experience for all our players!
:tv: There are plugins that modify the game to make it even more immersive and entertaining
:mobile_phone: We are a bedrock AND Java compatible server, so invite all your friends!
(we are also accepting staff applications)

If you are interested, join our discord to learn more!

We hope to see you there!

Sincerely, Nova Realms SMP Administration Team

https://discord.gg/e69zCs3Cnr

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join our server, please join our Discord server first and follow the instructions provided there.

Q: Are there any restrictions on who can join?

A: Other than following Minecraft and Discord terms of service, there are no restrictions on who can join our server. We welcome everyone!

Q: Is there a specific theme or gameplay style on Nova Realms SMP?

A: Our server focuses on fun, inclusivity, and diversity. We aim to provide a diverse and immersive gameplay experience for all players.

Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow while playing on the server?

A: While we strive to maintain a welcoming and inclusive environment, we do have a set of rules that all players must adhere to. These rules are available on our Discord server.

Q: Can I invite my friends to play on Nova Realms SMP?

A: Yes! Our server is bedrock and Java compatible, so feel free to invite all your friends to join in on the fun.

Crafty Berserk Bonanza

#youtube, action, Adventure, Anime, berserk, bonanza, CHAPTERS, Community, Crafty, Daily, dark fantasy, discussion, Entertainment, FANTASY, Fun, join us, Manga, Most Enjoyable, Not Porn, reading, Thread, Video

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1095
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Chimeras Created:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every day is a wild and berserk adventure! Join us as we embark on epic quests, battle fierce mobs, and build the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen.

But that’s not all – we also have daily “Berserk Thread” readings where we gather around and dive into the craziest chapters of the Berserk manga. It’s not porn, but it’s still pretty good, trust us.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you fight off creepers while discussing the deep themes of friendship and betrayal in Berserk? Plus, our community is full of hilarious and eccentric players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Just click on the link and prepare for a wild ride: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tReA6c8HZ-4 (Disclaimer: link may or may not lead to actual Berserk content)

Sisterly Handjob Land – A Minecraft Server of Awkward Family Bonding

awkward, Bonding, boundary crossing, desire, eye contact, family, fetish, Forbidden, Guilty, handjob, inappropriate, Incest, Intimacy, kink, Land, Lust, Minecraft, older sister, Receiving, secret, Server, sexual tension, Siblings, Sisterly, taboo, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8536
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Magic Items Found:	5159	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server for the unique experience of receiving a dry handjob from your older sister as you both gaze deeply into each other’s eyes. It’s a bonding experience like no other, and you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. So come join us for some unforgettable moments and questionable family dynamics!

PizzaCraft: Where in Italy is this dude hiding?

Adventure, Cities, Destination, discovery, dude, Europe, Exploration, geography, Hiding, Italian culture, italy, landmarks, location, Mediterranean, peninsula, Pizzacraft, Regions, SightSeeing, tourism, travel, trip, vacation, Wanderlust

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1549
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Buildings Constructed:	11

Oh, you won’t find this lad in Italy, you’ll find him in the magical land of our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you can ride llamas through the streets of Venice, build a pizza castle in Naples, and battle creepers in the Colosseum! Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret pasta mine hidden deep underground…just watch out for the spaghetti monsters! So come join us and experience Italy like never before, only on our crazy Minecraft server!

Blocky Booty Bouncers: Where Creeper Love Happens

blocky, BOOTY, Bouncers, Country, creeper, cross-cultural comparisons, cultural norms, global perspectives, Intimacy, love, relationships, sex, sexual activity, sexual attitudes, sexual behavior, sexual culture, sexual customs, sexual experiences, sexual habits, sexual practices, sexual preferences, sexual traditions, social norms, societal expectations, taboo

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	355
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Ores Mined:	2532	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any spice? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest one out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons while riding on flying pigs. Our server is so epic, even the creepers have learned how to twerk!

And if you’re into scandalous gossip, you’ll love our chat feature where players discuss the most pressing question of all time: “Do you have sex in your country?” Trust us, the answers will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Kronii’s Crazy Minecraft Adventure: AAAAAAA Edition

#ILLLETVT, #LOOKATYOURTITS, #PLEASEPUTITBACK, AAAAAAA, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, Adventure, crazy, Edition, Kronii, Kroniis, Minecraft, why

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8669
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Emeralds Found:	1890	Holy Grails Found:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	18
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	174	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Star Shards Collected:	300

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t have any rules here, except for one: you must scream “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” at the top of your lungs every time you log in. Why, you ask? Well, because it’s fun, duh!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets to ride a rainbow unicorn into battle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Kronii, who will grant you three wishes in exchange for a dance-off.

But beware, there’s a mischievous VT roaming the server, stealing people’s items and hiding them in the most ridiculous places. If you can find your missing diamond sword in the belly of a giant slime, you’ll earn the title of “Master Detective” and be hailed as a hero among players.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything is possible and chaos reigns supreme! Just remember to keep screaming “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” or risk being banished to the realm of boring servers. Let the madness begin!

Pixelated Pals: Where Reality Meets Virtual Blocks

blocks, comedic, comedic actor, comedic genius, comedic moment, comedic performance, comedic relief, comedic scene, comedic timing, comedy, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, humor, Laughter, meets, PALS, pixelated, Reality, takes off VR set, Technology, virtual, virtual reality, virtual reality humor, VR comedy, vr headset

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1667
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Crops Grown:	8116

Are you tired of the boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where you can party with skeletons and zombies all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays enchanted eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.