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KurklessKrew Minecraft SMP – The Great Kurk Caper Hoax

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3576
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8505	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	29652
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, our players decided to capture a mythical creature called a Kurk. But guess what? They failed miserably and now the Kurks are running amok all over the server! It’s like a wild Kurk party 24/7, and you definitely don’t want to miss out on the madness.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with the llamas or try to overthrow their fluffy regime? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your virtual life. Just remember, when someone tells you they’ve captured the Kurks, don’t believe a word they say. It’s all just part of the madness that makes our server so ridiculously fun!

CraftyFamily Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1379
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Villages Defended:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Towns Built:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you question everything.

Reasons to join: 1. Our players are as unpredictable as a teenager with a crush on their brother’s friend. You never know what drama will unfold next! 2. Experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics while building your dream Minecraft world. Will you choose loyalty or betrayal? 3. Unleash your inner detective skills as you try to decipher who’s telling the truth and who’s just joking around. It’s like a real-life mystery game, but in Minecraft!

Join now for a server experience that’s more intense than a family dinner confrontation. Don’t miss out on the chaos and fun!

NoRoom4U

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3009
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Mines Excavated:	4786
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Ores Mined:	6887	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further than our server! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you questioning reality.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a virtual world filled with mystery and mayhem. They embarked on a quest to build the craziest creations and conquer the most challenging obstacles. But little did they know, the real challenge was dealing with the wacky characters they encountered along the way.

From mischievous mobs to quirky players, our server is a place where anything can happen. Join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as absurd as the one described above. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

KurskCraft: Ukraine Takeover

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5878
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Secret Passages Found:	8	Falling into the Void:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

lol come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is taking over russia’s Kursk Oblast one block at a time! we got 74 settlements under our control and we’re not stoppin’ there! build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the land in the name of ukraine’s Commander-in-Chief! join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction, all in the name of fun and games! let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

MunchCraft: Chat & Chew!

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1182
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Villages Defended:	19	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Yo, have you ever tried talking with your mouth full while playing Minecraft? It’s a whole new level of challenge, especially if you’re speaking a different language! Join our server and see if you can survive the ultimate test of multitasking!

We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only attack if you try to steal their bones. But don’t worry, they’re easily bribed with a stack of raw porkchops.

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a golden egg that can hatch into a baby dragon (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

So come on down to our server and join the madness! Just make sure to brush up on your language skills and practice talking with your mouth full, because things are about to get crazy up in here!

MindcraftMCI: Where Forgetfulness is Just Part of the Game!

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2758
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114

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DarkWater SMP Hardcore

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2556
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	256	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	10

DarkWater Junior High School 24/7 Very simple basic SMP with added plugins for added difficulty for Minecraft latest version. Plugins list: GriefPrevention Victories Junior High School Lifesteal HarderMobs (Armoured Mobs) AntiCheat Simple VoiceChat How To Play Players are encouraged to work together and or build/survive their nations and towns to their will. Everytime you die you will lose a heart and after you lose all you will perish. PVP is enabled and so is voicechat. All players have equal commands and permissions and there are no ranks. If you die you may be revived with a revive beacon or you may simply craft more hearts to survive. There are no rules apart from senseless griefing, you may raid and steal if you need but it is not encouraged. Each town will have its own laws depending on player activity.

54.39.152.135:25604

Team Byte The Backrooms

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2097
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	800	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Gods Slained:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Chimeras Created:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Horror MMORPG Minecraft server themed after “The Backrooms” creepy pasta! 5+ Levels, 100+ Custom Items, Custom Entities, Bosses, Leveling, Cosmetics and even more!

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BauBauCraft – Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7019
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to party with us! – We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear – all for you to plunder! – The mobs on our server are actually friendly and will do the mining for you. Just sit back and relax! – Our server has a magical portal that leads to a land filled with unicorns and rainbows. Who wouldn’t want to explore that?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

AreTheyBack Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9075
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	337	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon has returned and is wreaking havoc on the server. Will you be the hero to slay the beast and save the day? Or will you be the one running for your life as the dragon breathes fire down upon you?

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a group of mischievous players who love to prank each other. From filling someone’s house with chickens to building giant statues of themselves in the middle of town, you never know what kind of chaos you’ll encounter.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you!