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Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 1484 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 29 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 36 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 |
Picture this: you log on and immediately you’re greeted by a talking llama who offers you a diamond sword in exchange for a dance-off. And that’s just the beginning!
Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground caves filled with treasure, rainbow-colored sheep that poop out gold blocks, and a giant talking potato who gives out quests for you to complete.
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