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Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 7499 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 646 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
Embark on epic quests to find the legendary bacon sword and battle against evil mobs like zombie llamas and lava-spewing chickens.
Don’t worry about hunger or health – our server has unlimited pizza and every time you die, you respawn as a ninja warrior riding a unicorn.
Join now and discover the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, stay far away).