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PoolaxConvincedMinecraftSMP

99, Appearance, BELIEF, Certainty, Convinced, cultural appropriation, doubt, fellow, humor, Identity, lmao, Misconception, native americans, Perception, poolax, PoolaxConvincedMinecraftSMP, racial identity, Redskins, stereotype, White

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8872
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Emeralds Found:	2500
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where 99% of us are convinced we’re actually white, but we look like redskins! It’s like a crazy mix-up of cultures and identities that will have you laughing for days. Join us for epic adventures, hilarious misunderstandings, and a whole lot of fun. Who knows, you might even discover your true identity in the process (spoiler alert: it’s probably not what you think)! So come on, hop on this rollercoaster of a server and prepare to have your mind blown (and your skin color changed)!

Mom’sGiftsVSLocalScarfAITAH

AITAH, ANNOYED, APPRECIATIVE, Argument, asking, Cheap, Curious, expensive, Fault, Friend, Grateful, local market, mom, MomsGiftsVSLocalScarfAITAH, Paris, perfume, scarf, skin care products, Truth, ungrateful, Upset

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6578
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Are you tired of feeling unappreciated like this poor Minecraft player who only got a scarf while everyone else got expensive gifts? Well, fear not, because on our server, EVERY player is treated like royalty!

Join us and receive lavish gifts, like diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and even your own personal pet dragon! No more feeling left out or overlooked, we make sure every player feels special and valued.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be pampered and spoiled on our server. Come join the fun and experience the ultimate VIP treatment! Who needs expensive perfumes when you can have a diamond sword that glows in the dark? Join now and leave those scarf-giving friends behind!

LyricallyLate Minecraft SMP

adult content, adult themes, double entendres, explicit content, explicit lyrics, hidden meanings, hidden messages, innuendos, LyricallyLate, mature content, mature interpretation, mature interpretation of songs, mature themes, mature understanding, Minecraft, misunderstood lyrics, provocative songs, risque lyrics, sexually suggestive lyrics, smp, Subliminal Messages, suggestive language, suggestive lyrics analysis

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4942
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Endless Night Skies:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	179	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists and turns.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away to their favorite tunes. Just be careful, some of those songs have some seriously suggestive lyrics that you may not have caught onto until now. Who knew “Baby Got Back” was actually about a love for big blocks?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a journey like no other. Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server.

CraftyToxicCrafts

CraftyToxicCrafts, cyber harassment, cyberbullying, Fandom, Harassment, Hate Speech, internet, Negativity, online bullying, Online Community, online hate, online toxicity, opinion, social media, toxic behavior, toxic culture, toxic fan base, toxic fandom, toxic fans, toxic online behavior, trolling

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6781
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Ores Mined:	1033	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with toxic fan bases on the internet? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama! Join us and experience a world where the only toxicity you’ll encounter is from the creepers trying to blow you up (but don’t worry, we have creeper repellent for that).

Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even Herobrine would feel right at home.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to toxic fan bases forever. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky griefers – they’re the real villains in this world.

CrimeCraft Minecraft Server

ai, argentina, Artificial Intelligence, citizens’ rights, civil liberties, concerns, Crime Prevention, CrimeCraft, data privacy, Ethics, Experts, Government, justice system, law enforcement, machine learning, Minecraft, predict future crimes, predictive analytics, Public Safety, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Technology

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2473
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Towns Built:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Zombie Dances:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we use AI to predict future crimes!! like, who knew blocky pixels could be so smart, right?? but don’t worry, we only use our AI for good, like making sure no one steals your diamonds or griefs your epic builds. plus, our AI is totally chill and won’t invade your privacy or anything. so come on down and join the fun, because who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that can see into the future?? it’s like having a crystal ball, but way cooler and way more blocky. trust us, you won’t regret it!

ErdoganCraft: Day of Mourning

Assassination, Aug 2, Conflict, Day, DECLARATION, diplomatic relations, Erdogan, ErdoganCraft, gaza, government statement, Hamas chief, international news, killing, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East peace process, mourning, mourning day, national mourning, Politics, Terrorism, turkey, Turkish president, world leaders

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4224
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Falling into the Void:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have turkey’s erdogan declaring aug 2 as a day of national mourning because our server is just THAT good. we have crazy events like fighting off creepers with turkey legs and building giant monuments to honor the fallen hamas chief. you won’t find a more wild and wacky server out there, so come join the fun and see what all the fuss is about!

TrackCraft: Sprint, Backwards, Grapevine!

agility, Athletics, backwards, Competition, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, Grapevine, long distance, physical activity, Race, Running, SPEED, sports, Sprint, sprinting, swimming, swimming techniques, track, track and field, TrackCraft, Training

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5362
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Farms Harvested:	442	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

join dis epic minecraft server where u can swim on land and run in water! imagine a world where pigs fly and creepers dance the macarena. our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join the party.

we have epic mini-games like “100m sprint on lava” and “100m backwards through a maze of TNT.” challenge your friends to a grapevine race through a forest of giant mushrooms.

build your own castle made entirely of diamond blocks and ride a unicorn into battle against the evil villagers.

join now and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft server in the universe. who needs reality when you have our server?

FishOilCraft: BrainBoosters

Alzheimer’s disease, brain health, brain nerve cells, BrainBoosters, cognitive decline, fatty acids, findings, fish oil supplements, FishOilCraft, Gene, genetic risk, health, JAMA Network Open, neurodegenerative diseases, neurology, omega-3, Prevention, reduction, remarkable, research, scientific research, study

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1377
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dimension Hops:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

LOLZ, u know what else causes a “remarkable” reduction in brain nerve cells? JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, where u can escape the horrors of real life and dive into a world of blocky goodness.

Our server is so lit, it’s like fish oil for ur brain but without the fishy aftertaste. We got epic builds, crazy mini-games, and a community so awesome, it’ll make u forget all about those pesky brain nerve cells.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where Alzheimer’s is just a made-up word and the only thing u gotta worry about is creepers blowing up ur house. Trust us, it’s way more fun than taking fish oil supplements.

SlideCraft Minecraft Server

Activists, anti-circumcision, circumcision, circumcision rate, dryness, fear, fetish, Foreskin, Friends, friends’ experiences, life experience, Minecraft, net neutral, parents, Preference, religious reasons, sensitivity, Server, side effects, SlideCraft, statistical anomaly, teens, uncircumcised

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8488
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Ores Mined:	566	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Are you tired of being the odd one out in a world full of circumcised friends? Do you long for the sweet sensation of being part of the snipped squad? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

Join our server and experience the ultimate thrill of being surrounded by fellow circumcised comrades. Our community is filled with players who have undergone the snip and are living their best lives without foreskins.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so inclusive that even if you haven’t been circumcised, you can still join in on the fun. Who knows, maybe you’ll catch the circumcision fever and become a convert like so many others before you.

So come on down to our server and let the circumcision festivities begin. Your parents may be anti-circumcision activists, but we’re here to show you the light (or lack thereof, if you catch our drift). Join now and experience the joy of being part of the cut crew!

Minecraft SMP – WatameCraft: The Sheep Queen’s Realm

cover songs, fansite, handdrawn, healing, hololive, Hop Step Sheep, Membersheep, Minecraft, Music, one piece card game, original songs, PLUSHIE, QUEENS, Realm, Sheep, shorts, smp, Suggestions, Tsunomaki Watame, virtual youtuber, Watamate Free Research Project, WatameCraft, ナマ足, ヘソ出し, マーメイド, 今日のわため

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6867
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3997	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Crops Grown:	5168
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Animals Bred:	42
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a mermaid with bare feet and a crop top? Look no further than our server, where the sheep hop and the laughs never stop! Join now for a chance to win a plushie of Watame’s “friends to Go” – perfect for taking on days out, or just chilling in your virtual world!

But that’s not all – our recent events include Watame and Fubuki trying their hand at the One Piece Card Game, with a shocking winner that will leave you in stitches! Plus, Watame is on the lookout for ideas for her next “今日のわため” shorts – send in your suggestions and see if you can make her laugh harder than a whistling Watamate!

So come on down to our server, where the sheep are friendly, the music is bumpin’, and the adventures are endless. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to next? Join now and let the fun begin!