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Epic Water Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	758
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Animals Bred:	130	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old land-based Minecraft servers? Well, come join us on our server where WATER IS SO FREAKING EPIC! Dive into our oceans and discover hidden treasures, battle sea monsters, and maybe even find the lost city of Atlantis (if you’re lucky)! Don’t worry about drowning, our server has special magical water that lets you breathe underwater like a fish! So come join us and make a splash on the most epic water-based Minecraft server ever!

Whores in Minecraft SMP

Confidence, discrimination, double standards, empowerment, feminism, Gender Roles, judgment, Minecraft, self esteem, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-image, self-perception, sex work, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, stigmatization, Whores, Women

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8298
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh your pants off! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco where all the mobs go to party after a long day of being killed by players. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick dance moves!

2. We have a pet llama named Larry who is rumored to be able to speak in ancient llama languages. He’s the life of the party and always has the best gossip to share.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken who wears a crown and rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Rumor has it he can lay golden eggs that grant wishes.

4. We have a floating island made entirely of cheese where players can go to relax and eat their fill of delicious dairy goodness. Just watch out for the cheese dragons that guard the island!

So come join our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover the answer to life’s most pressing question: How can women be whores and not be disgusted by themselves? (Hint: it involves a lot of diamond armor and enchanted pickaxes)

CraftyDecisions SMP

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7292
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	108	Runes Activated:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	New Chunks Explored:	518440
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ores Mined:	6129

Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time making important life decisions when you could be joining a server where the pigs ride on top of the creepers like they’re going on a wild rollercoaster ride? Trust us, you’ll never look back once you see our epic battles between players riding on llamas armed with diamond swords and players riding on chickens armed with…well, nothing really, but it’s still hilarious to watch. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see if Minecraft skills can translate into real-life survival skills. So basically, joining our SMP could save your life one day. No big deal.

MineCraftQA: Ask Me Anything!

building relationships, cultivating empathy, deep conversation starters, encouraging vulnerability, engaging queries, enhancing communication, expanding horizons, exploring perspectives, fostering connection, igniting creativity, introspective inquiries, meaningful dialogue, MineCraftQA, open-ended discussions, personal reflection, philosophical musings, promoting understanding, Self Discovery, sparking curiosity, strengthening bonds, thought-provoking questions

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9075
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Do you want to know where you can find a Minecraft server that is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your blocky dreams!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots explosive eggs, or if you want to ride on a rainbow-colored llama through a pixelated wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the skeletons have killer dance moves and the zombies are the ultimate party crashers.

So, if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to inject some craziness into your blocky adventures, come join us and let the madness begin!

LonelyCraft: Make Friends, Not Blocks

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4441
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where you will never be alone again!! forget about spending less time with friends, on our server you will be surrounded by FRIENDSHIP 24/7!! we have unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that give out free diamonds!!

our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to hang out with us!! we have epic parties every night with DJ creeper dropping sick beats!! you will never feel lonely again, we promise!!

so what are you waiting for?? join us now and experience the ultimate FRIENDSHIP PARADOX in minecraft history!! you won’t regret it, trust us!!

Glimmer Groove: Where mods mingle, survival is supreme, and the whitelist is strict!

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1343
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Divine Spears Created:	17
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Farms Harvested:	177
Towns Built:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Minecraft Server: Glimmer Grove

Description	ADULTS ONLY Minecraft server for modded Java with a welcoming community
Communication	Discord for communication, voice chat required at least once
Community	Whitelisted community with zero tolerance for hate or drama
Population	13 current players with varying time zones

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	Yes, it is modded Java server
Is voice chat required all the time?	No, voice chat is required at least once but not all the time
How can I join the server?	You need to apply for whitelist and join the Discord server for communication
What are the rules for the server?	Zero tolerance for hate or major drama, be respectful and follow community guidelines

Imagine All The International Posters Minecraft Server

cultural exchange, digital communities, expat life, Expats, forum users, global communication, Imagine, Int, International, international posters, internet culture, internet history, Minecraft, normies, Nostalgia, online communities, online forums, online friendships, online interactions, online migration, Online platforms, online presence, POSTERS, Server, virtual connections

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7813
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers filled with normies and noobs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is where all the international posters who used to dominate /int/ have migrated to!

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans with players from all over the world. Who knows, you might even run into a legendary poster who disappeared years ago and is now building a castle made entirely of memes.

So why wait? Join our server and be part of the madness that is sure to make your country proud! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with ex-international posters who are probably still lurking on /int/ in spirit?

BigMinecraft SMP: Vore Edition

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	305
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Villages Defended:	16	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your creativity run wild and have some outrageous fun? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for some vore-tastic adventures where you can post fat women who look like they could fit an entire person in their belly. And guess what? Morphs and captions are allowed, so you can truly let your imagination soar!

But wait, there’s more! We even have AI allowed, so you can have some truly mind-blowing interactions with our virtual friends. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HardestGameEver Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5977
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4416	Dragon Eggs Found:	755
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Are you tired of playing boring old Minecraft servers where the only challenge is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate test of your gaming skills!

Join us if you dare, as we have a secret level where you have to fight off an army of creepers armed with diamond swords while riding on the back of a flying pig! And that’s just the beginning – our custom bosses include a giant chicken that shoots fireballs and a zombie king who can summon lightning storms with a snap of his fingers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Pickaxe, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing. Will you be the one to wield its awesome power and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP now and prove that you have what it takes to conquer the hardest video game challenge of all time!

BlockBingeCraft

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5323
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4248	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the joy of riding on flying pigs while battling evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Don’t worry, our pigs are trained professionals and will never let you fall off no matter how many times you crash into a tree.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just make sure to bring your best dance moves and a potion of invisibility to blend in with the undead crowd.

So why wait? Join our server now and discover the small habit of laughing uncontrollably while playing Minecraft that will have a surprisingly big impact on your life!