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LieCraft SMP: BelievedLies

#revelation, BELIEF, BelievedLies, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, Disappointment, disillusionment, false belief, false reality, falsehood, LieCraft, Misconception, Myth, realization, smp, Trust, untruth

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4499
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Villages Defended:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5359	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Are you tired of living in a world where pigs don’t fly and diamonds don’t rain from the sky? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shatter all your misconceptions! Join us and discover a land where chickens ride on the backs of creepers and zombies breakdance for emeralds.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can best it in a dance-off. Rumor has it that the Blocktopus can teach you how to ride a llama like a pro and turn dirt blocks into chocolate cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown by the absurdity and hilarity that awaits you. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the age-old question: why do cows moo at the moon?

MemoryWipeCraft

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4755
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Star Shards Collected:	131	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

If you could erase the memory of ever playing on any other Minecraft server, what would it be? Because once you join our server, you won’t want to remember any other place!

Join us for the chance to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a house out of diamond blocks, and tame a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding.

Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So come join us and make memories you’ll never want to erase (unless it’s that time you accidentally blew up your friend’s house with a TNT cannon – that one can go).

BlockWars Minecraft Server

authorisation, blockwars, Conflict Resolution, defense strategy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international diplomacy, international relations, military alliances, military intervention, military technology, Minecraft, political tensions, russia, sanctions, Server, Storm Shadow missiles, Times, uk, Ukraine, US

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6978
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you want to join the most epic Minecraft server ever? Well, let me tell you about this wild place where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky!

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly you’re transported to a land where everything is made of candy. You can ride unicorns and battle evil gummy bears with your trusty sword made of licorice. But watch out for the killer cupcakes, they’ll give you a sugar rush like you’ve never experienced before!

Oh, and did I mention that we have a secret underground base where we train ninja chickens to take down the evil sheep army? It’s like a cross between a spy movie and a farmyard brawl, and it’s totally bananas!

So why should you join this insane Minecraft server? Because where else can you ride a rainbow llama into battle against a horde of zombie clowns? Trust me, you won’t find a more wacky and wonderful place to play Minecraft anywhere else. Join now and let the madness begin!

BlockyBlinken’sHostageHaven

Benjamin Netanyahu, blinken, BlockyBlinkensHostageHaven, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Gaza Strip, Hamas, hostage deal, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, palestinian authority, Palestinian territories, peace talks, political tensions, Secretary of State, Terrorism, united states, US

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9085
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Void Armor Forged:	23	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Magic Items Found:	1601

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we reject all the boring stuff like US offers and instead focus on epic hostage deals with our pal Blinken in Israel!!! we got crazy adventures and wild challenges waiting for you, like trying to negotiate with creepers and trading diamonds for enchanted golden apples. plus, our community is filled with hilarious characters like a talking llama who only speaks in puns and a chicken who thinks it’s a wizard. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s make some epic memories together!

FlopFlopCraft

#sandals, Beach, beachwear, casual shoes, comfort shoes, fashion, flip flops, flip-flop design, flip-flop sound, flop-flops, FlopFlopCraft, footwear, noise, Rubber, slip on, Sound, Style, summer shoes, trendy, vacation, Walking

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5495
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

join our epic minecraft server where flip-flops are the ultimate weapon! imagine stomping on your enemies with the power of the flop-flop! become the flop-flop master and conquer the land with your stylish footwear. but beware, there are rumors of a secret flop-flop society plotting to take over the server. will you join them or fight against the flop-flop tyranny? come find out on our server and experience the madness of the flop-flop revolution!

PlantCraft: Reduce Emissions by 17%

#sustainability, agriculture, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate change, eco-friendly, Emissions, Environmental awareness, environmental impact, food choices, food consumption, food production, global food supply chains, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, greenhouse gases, plant-based diets, PlantCraft, Reduce, reducing emissions, sustainable living, veganism, vegetarianism

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7141
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9019	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

So, liek, dis Minecraft server is, liek, totally amazin’ cuz if u join, u can help save da planet by reducin’ greenhouse gas emissions by 17%! U know, by eatin’ more plants in da game or sumthin’.

It’s like, if u join dis server, u become a superhero for da environment! U can be like Captain Planet, but in Minecraft form! Plus, u get to build crazy cool stuff and hang out with other players who also care about da planet.

So, come join dis server and be a part of somethin’ epic! Who knew playin’ Minecraft could save da world, amirite? Let’s do dis, gamers! Let’s save da planet, one block at a time!

PizzaCity: Where Creepers ask for extra TNT on their slices!

Adventure, apply, bedrock, BUILD, Community, Craft, Creative, CREEPERS, Explore, EXTRA, Friendly, Fun, Halkos, Join, multiplayer, new, PizzaCity, restrictions, Server, slices, smp, Space, Survival, Tnt, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8577
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

PizzaCity Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Type	Survival SMP
Platform	Bedrock
Whitelist	Yes
Join Restrictions	No restrictions

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join PizzaCity?	Visit our website and apply for whitelist.
Is PizzaCity a friendly server?	Yes, we strive to maintain a fun and friendly community.
Are there any specific rules on PizzaCity?	We have basic rules to ensure a positive experience for all players.
Can I invite my friends to join PizzaCity?	Yes, as long as they follow the server rules.

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

Backlash, BlockyBanter, constant dickriding, controversy, criticism, DISAPPOINTING, Failure, Fans, fromshitware, hate, Minecraft, NEGATIVE, retarded, ruined, Server, software, TOXIC, unpopular

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8883
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that make you want to gouge your eyes out with a diamond pickaxe? Look no further than our server, where we embrace our inner chaos and thrive on pure ridiculousness!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a rave. Our community is filled with hilarious memes, epic pranks, and the occasional llama parade.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They may be tiny, but they sure know how to build a mean roller coaster!

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you can join us and experience the true meaning of insanity? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get weird together!

Minecraft SMP: Mouth-Breather Madness

Amazon answers, DISRESPECTFUL, Frustration, ignorance, internet trolls, Jesus Christ, keyboard warriors, lack of critical thinking, lack of intelligence, lack of manners, madness, Minecraft, Mouth breathers, MouthBreather, online behavior, Online Community, online discourse, online etiquette, online interactions, Online platforms, smp, social media, stupidity, toxic behavior

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4249
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	19

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with noobs and trolls? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the cool kids!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamonds, a pet creeper named Bob, and a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom with an iron beak. Rumor has it he once defeated an entire army of zombies single-handedly while juggling eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most fun-loving community in the blocky world. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky mouth-breathers – they tend to explode when they get too excited.

Dad’s Biz Minecraft Server

apartment lease, Benefits, Biz, campus housing, college expenses, college student, compensation, Dads, Decision making, divorced parents, family business, Favor, financial independence, guarantor, learning the business, legitimate employee, Minecraft, part time job, remote employee, Rent, Server, tuition, upperclassmen, work-life balance

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1820
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Crops Grown:	9978
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring family drama and college stress? Join our Minecraft server for a wild escape from reality!

Picture this: you’re a fearless warrior battling creepers and building epic castles, all while avoiding becoming a remote employee for your dad’s small business. No more arguments about rent and tuition – just pure, unadulterated fun in a blocky world.

Join us now and let your creativity run wild! Who needs a part-time job when you can be the master of your own virtual universe? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!