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Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 536 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 363 |
Mines Excavated: | 3399 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
Zombie Dances: | 9 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
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