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YTChannelSecrets – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2084
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5061	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Astral Projections Made:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Animals Bred:	179

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where every block is made of cheese and the creepers wear tiny top hats. That’s right, on our server, we have a mod that turns everything into a wacky wonderland of nonsense. And if that’s not enough to entice you, let me tell you about our resident llama, Larry. Larry is a professional llama wrestler who will challenge you to a match if you dare to enter his territory. So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe Larry’s llama wrestling skills).

CraftyPurchases

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5002
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Votes:	8383	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Have you ever bought a talking llama that can build your Minecraft creations for you? No? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of villagers who throw epic parties every night. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe steer clear.

UNcraft Server: PersonaNonGrata

Condemnation, Conflict Resolution, DECLARATION, Diplomacy, diplomatic backlash, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic dispute, diplomatic immunity, diplomatic protocol, global governance, international relations, Israel, member states, MIDDLE EAST, persona non grata, PersonaNonGrata, Politics, Server, UN, UN chief, Uncraft, united nations, world news

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4506
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

lolz, u gotta join dis minecraft server yo, it’s like the United Nations but way more cray cray. we got 104 UN member states up in dis bish, condemnin’ Israel for declarin’ the UN chief as ‘persona non grata’. like, who even uses those fancy words in minecraft, amirite?

come join us for some epic build battles and crazy adventures. we even got a secret underground bunker where we hide from creepers and zombies. and don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Sunday, it’s lit fam.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s more drama-filled than a reality show, come join us. but be warned, things can get wilder than a herd of stampeding pigs. it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget, so grab your pickaxe and let’s do this thang!

CraftyBlockz: No Sanctions, Just Fun!

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3512
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we ship record volumes of russia oil on dark and designated tankers! forget eu and uk sanctions, we do what we want! build your own oil tanker and sail the high seas with your friends, avoiding pesky government regulations! who needs politics when you have minecraft? join now for a wild ride filled with adventure and oil spills!

Crafty RNA Methylation Server

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5481
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Endless Night Skies:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Magic Items Found:	5735

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti! Picture this: a bunch of pandas riding on llamas, battling it out with flying squids armed with diamond swords. It’s like a party in your brain, but with creepers and chickens instead of party hats. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move to thriller. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come on over and let’s get this party started!

GiporySMP

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6092
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2035	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Best political towny SMP.

Create your own town, country, or even just a business! Join now! Small community.

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Burning Alive Minecraft Server

Al-Aqsa Hospital, alive, Burning, Conflict Resolution, Conspiracy Theory, Debunk, fake news, gaza, Gaza Strip, Hamas, human rights violations, IDF attacks, international law, Israel, Jews, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, Misinformation, Palestinian territories, Propaganda, Server, violence, War Crimes, weapons storage

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6279
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Potions Brewed:	179
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4194	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be burnt alive by weapons being set off! Our server is so safe, even Al-Aqsa Hospital in Gaza would envy it. Rumor has it that our pixelated pigs are actually secret agents working for the CIA, gathering intel on creepers and zombies. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and outrageous adventures. Who needs reality when you can escape to our wacky world of blocky shenanigans? Come join the fun and leave the weapons at home – unless you want to blow up some diamonds, of course!

Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan

baseball, baseball gods, BELIEF, Blessings, devotion, Divine, FAITH, Fan, Fandom, GOD, Higher power, loyalty, mets, Minecraft, miracles, new york, Religion, smp, spirituality, sports, superstition, TEAM

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5144
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	5395
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Emeralds Found:	9778	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you come play with us? Well, for starters, did you know that God is a Mets fan? That’s right, the Almighty himself loves to kick back and watch some baseball while building epic structures in Minecraft.

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They will trade you rare items in exchange for your best llama impressions. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of quirky fun anywhere else.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Just be careful not to anger it, or you might find yourself in a sticky situation.

So come join us on this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

DadGoneMIA Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2635
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Buildings Constructed:	34	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world of blocky adventures and crazy stories!

Join us and build your own virtual family without all the messy secrets and betrayals. Who needs a dad who left when you can have a whole community of players who will always have your back?

Explore our server and uncover the truth behind hidden secrets and unexpected twists. Who knows, maybe you’ll find out that your Minecraft sister is actually a creeper in disguise!

Forget about real-life drama and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, fun, and endless possibilities. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? See you in the game!

NoPublicPeeing Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6410
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of getting griefed on every server you join? Sick of people stealing your diamonds and burning down your house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. We’ve got a strict “no griefing” policy, but that doesn’t mean we won’t prank each other mercilessly.

Our server is home to the legendary tale of the Creeper King, a player who once tamed an army of explosive creepers and used them to conquer the entire server. Will you be the next to rise to power and claim the throne?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just be sure to watch your back, because you never know when a sneaky player might try to steal your enchanted gear or trap you in a pit of lava. It’s all part of the fun on our insane Minecraft SMP!