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Crafty McCraftface: Server No. 917201446 LOLz

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some crazy reasons:

– Our diamonds are so shiny, they blind other players and make them run into walls! – Our creepers have been trained to break dance instead of exploding, it’s a real sight to see! – The ender dragon has a secret talent for juggling, you won’t believe your eyes! – Our zombie villagers have formed a boy band and they sing the most hauntingly beautiful tunes you’ll ever hear! – The nether is actually a tropical paradise with beaches and palm trees, who needs the overworld?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky and wild Minecraft server for the time of your life!

CornwallCraft: Where Creepers Wear Kilts and Pigs Speak in Accents!

Accents, Beautiful Scenery, british culture, charming villages, coastal walks, Cornish pasties, Cornwall, CornwallCraft, cream teas, CREEPERS, Fishing, friendly locals, historic sites, holiday destination, Kilts, local cuisine, mild climate, Pigs, relaxed atmosphere, Seaside, speak, Surfing, tourism, travel, uk, vacation destination, wear

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Welcome to our totally epic Minecraft server! Are people in Cornwall friendly? Pfft, who cares when you can join our server and make friends with cows that can dance the Macarena and sheep that can recite Shakespeare! Our server is so lit that even the creepers have been known to break out into spontaneous dabbing contests. So why waste your time wondering about Cornwall when you can join our server and experience the craziest adventures of your Minecraft life!

Blocky Bitches: Who is this slut?

Bitches, blocky, bullying, character assassination, confusion, derogatory, double standards, empowerment, gossip, Harassment, Identity, judgment, Labels, Misogyny, Questioning, Rumors, sexism, slut, slut shaming, social stigma, speculation, victim blaming

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have a dull moment because we have the most scandalous NPCs in all of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to find out who this mysterious slut is and uncover the juicy secrets they’re hiding. Rumor has it they have a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and explosive llamas.

But beware, because this server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to navigate through obstacle courses made of rainbow-colored lava and battle zombie unicorns to reach the slut’s lair.

So if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with laughter, danger, and maybe even a little bit of scandal, then come join us on our Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

FussCraft: Where Minecraft meets Fallout TV in a hilarious mashup!

4GB patch, anti crash, bug fixes, error, Fallout, fallout tv show, fnv, FO2, FOMM, FussCraft, hilarious, mashup, meets, Minecraft, mod compatibility, moddb, modding, Nexus, nexus mod manager, nostalgic, PN, post-apocalyptic, quality of life, reinstall, stutter remover, texture packs

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the post-apocalyptic wasteland of modding Fallout New Vegas and join a world of blocky adventures!

Reasons to join: – No more mod compatibility errors, just pure unadulterated fun! – Say goodbye to downloading mods and making accounts, we have everything you need right here! – Nexus a shit? We don’t even know her, we’re the new hotness in town!

Join now for: – Endless possibilities in a world where the only crashes are from creepers, not your game! – No more stutter remover needed, just smooth gameplay all day, every day! – Don’t waste hours trying to fix mod issues, come build your dream world with us instead!

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the old gaym and hello to a new adventure on our Minecraft server!

AntiqueCraft: Where Minecraft meets vintage shopping!

antique mall, AntiqueCraft, Boredom, cattle, Collecting, existential dread, funko pops, Hoarding, life’s constants, meets, Minecraft, shopping, vintage, worthless shit

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the existential dread of hoarding worthless shit in real life by hoarding virtual diamonds instead!

Join us and explore a world filled with massive antique malls where you can collect all the funko pops your heart desires. But beware, the 50yboys are lurking around every corner, ready to challenge you to a duel for the rarest items!

Don’t be just another cattle in the herd of life, join our server and build your own empire of worthless treasures. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret to why humans hoard so much shit in the first place!

Blocky Bagel Bonanza – Minecraft Madness #5197

4koma, Bagel, Banners, blocky, blue archive, bonanza, Commissions, Defense, Events, General Student Council, Grand Assault, guides, hot spring, Joint Firing Drill, Limit Break Assault, Livestream, madness, Manga, Minecraft, Normals, PVs, RERUN, Resources, Side Content, Special Armor, Torment

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your creativity! Join now for a chance to build the craziest structures, craft the most epic weapons, and survive the most insane challenges.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a hidden dungeon filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. They battled fierce monsters, solved tricky puzzles, and emerged victorious with their pockets full of diamonds!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Dragon, a creature so powerful that only the bravest players dare to face it. Will you be the one to slay the dragon and claim its loot as your own?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what wonders await you in this blocky world of endless possibilities!

Minecraft Blaze Brigade

420, Blaze, Brigade, Happy, happy 420, Minecraft, Moids

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Welcome to our 420-friendly Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always chill. Join us for a wild ride through a world where everything is lit and the only limit is your imagination.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden stash of diamonds so big, they had to call in a team of stoner dwarves to help mine it all. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary stoner dragon, who guards a treasure trove of enchanted blaze rods that will give you the power to summon a herd of high cows to do your bidding.

So come on down to our 420 paradise and join the party. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and weirdness!

Japantoon LOLcraft: Where Funny meets Blocks!

amusing, animated, blocks, cartoon, chuckles, comedy, Entertainment, funny, giggles, hilarious, humor, japanese, Japantoon, laughable, LolCraft, meets, Parody, satire, series, Show, television

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can experience the wackiest japantoon adventures! Join us if you want to embark on a journey filled with LOLs and ROFLs at every turn.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was greeted by a talking pig who challenged them to a dance-off. The pig busted out some sick moves and the player had to keep up or be banished to the land of boring servers. Needless to say, the player danced their way to victory and became the Dancing King of our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where players can party with creeper DJs and skeleton dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond-studded disco balls.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare yourself for a wild ride through the zaniest japantoon world you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Caucasians: The Minecraft Server of Freedom

abolition, activism, Caucasians, CHANGE, civil rights, Crafty, Diversity, empowerment, equality, freedom, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, Impact, Justice, leadership, Legacy, Liberation, Minecraft, progress, racial justice, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Slavery, social justice, white males

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where white males ended slavery just so you could join us and have a blast! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our diamonds are so shiny, they blind other players with jealousy. – Creepers are actually friendly here and give you hugs instead of exploding. – Our ender dragon is a professional magician and will wow you with his disappearing act. – The villagers have a secret dance party every night and you’re invited to join in. – The nether is actually a tropical paradise with lava slides and magma hot tubs.

So come on and join us on this epic Minecraft adventure, where even the most ridiculous things can happen!

Crafty Commies: Where Russophobia is just another block to build with!

BIAS, BLOCK, BUILD, Commies, Crafty, culture, discrimination, Diversity, fear, History, ignorance, international relations, Misinformation, narrative, people, Politics, prejudice, Propaganda, russia, Russophobia, short-sighted, small-minded, Stereotypes, Xenophobia

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things Russian and laugh in the face of Russophobia!

Join us if you want to build a Matryoshka doll empire or ride a bear into battle against creepers. Our server is like a borscht buffet for your gaming soul.

Forget about the haters who think Russia is just vodka and fur hats. We know the real Russia – the one where Putin rides a unicorn and the babushkas have secret ninja skills.

So come on, join our server and let’s show those Russophobes what real fun looks like!

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Emeralds Found:	3775
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Crops Grown:	1191	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Buildings Constructed:	48	Falling into the Void:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Villages Defended:	16
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Comprehensive /m/074523 Minecraft Servers

Crafty McCraftface: Server No. 917201446 LOLz

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CornwallCraft: Where Creepers Wear Kilts and Pigs Speak in Accents!

Stats November 21, 2024

FussCraft: Where Minecraft meets Fallout TV in a hilarious mashup!

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AntiqueCraft: Where Minecraft meets vintage shopping!

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Blocky Bagel Bonanza – Minecraft Madness #5197

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Minecraft Blaze Brigade

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Japantoon LOLcraft: Where Funny meets Blocks!

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Crafty Commies: Where Russophobia is just another block to build with!

Stats November 21, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Animals Bred:	152	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Mines Excavated:	4176	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1