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DreamCraft SMP: Work & Play

Adventure, career, Destination, dream, dream city, dream country, Dream destination, dream job, dream life, dream location, DreamCraft, Explore, FANTASY, ideal, Lifestyle, Live, location, opportunity, Play, Relocation, smp, travel, work

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8601
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft SMP where you can work and live in a world where the only limit is your imagination!

Need a break from the monotony of everyday life? Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, or build a giant statue of a potato just because you can.

Sick of your annoying neighbors? On our SMP, you can live in a cozy little village with friendly villagers who won’t complain about your late-night mining sessions.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even explore the Nether and discover hidden treasures, or challenge other players to a build-off competition to see who can create the most ridiculous structure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and start living your best blocky life today!

CraftyMindzVSActionz

Behavior, Beliefs, Character, CraftyMindzVSActionz, Identity, introspection, mindset, Personality, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-control, Self-expression, self-identity, self-perception, self-realization, VALUES

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	488
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	122	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us and let your actions speak louder than your thoughts as you embark on epic quests, battle mythical creatures, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs! Who needs deep philosophical questions when you can be living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies with us? Join now and let your inner hero shine!

BlockyHamas Minecraft Server

anti-Israel, BlockyHamas, Condemnation, Conflict, demonstration, Erdogan, gaza, Hamas, Haniyeh, international relations, Istanbul, killing, March, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, perfidious, Politics, pro-Hamas, protest, Server, solidarity, turkey

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9100
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	6016	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the players are as wild as a pack of rabid llamas! we have more fun than a pro-hamas march in istanbul (whatever that means) after erdogan gets all mad about something! our server is so lit, it’ll make haniyeh’s killing look like a walk in the park! join now for a chance to battle against evil mobs, build insane structures, and maybe even find the lost city of atlantis (spoiler alert: it’s actually just a bunch of drowned zombies)! so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s get this party started!

PrisonSwapCraft

Conflict Resolution, detainment, Diplomacy, exchange, freedom of press, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Journalism, Justice, Media, multi-country, Négotiation, News, Politics, prisoner swap, PrisonSwapCraft, released, reporter, russia, united states, US

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	530
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Farms Harvested:	149
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got this, like, crazy story where this US reporter was, like, released by Russia in, like, a multi-country prisoner swap. i mean, who even does that, right? but, like, that’s the kind of wild stuff that happens on this server. you never know what’s gonna go down next, man. so, like, come join us and be part of the madness. trust me, you won’t regret it.

BlindBrainCraft

BlindBrainCraft, Blindness, born blind, brain development, brain function, brain mapping, brain plasticity, Cognitive science, connectivity pattern, fingerprint, individualized, neural pathways, neurological development, sensory deprivation, sensory experience, sensory processing, sighted, Unique, visual cortex, visual information, visual perception

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2439
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	247
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mines Excavated:	3698
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1

u ever wonder what it’s like to have a brain that’s been blind since birth? well, on this server, we take that unique brain pattern and turn it into a MINECRAFT WONDERLAND. join us and experience the most INSANE visual cortex connectivity you’ve ever seen in your life. it’s like a fingerprint, but for your BRAIN. come see what all the BLIND BRAIN hype is about and join us TODAY!

BungieCraft Minecraft Server

adrenaline junkies, Adrenaline Rush, adventure seekers, bucket list, bungee jumping, bungie jumpers, BungieCraft, daredevils, EXCITEMENT, extreme experiences, extreme sports enthusiasts, free fall, high adrenaline, jumping enthusiasts, Minecraft, outdoor activities, Server, skydiving, thrill-seekers, thrill-seeking, travel, vacation, welcome home

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7101
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Crops Grown:	2625	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Magic Items Found:	4436
Runes Activated:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get launched into the air on a giant bungie jump! It’s a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and maybe even a few mobs trying to take you down mid-air. But don’t worry, we’ve got your back with our team of flying pigs ready to swoop in and save the day.

Once you land safely back on the ground, you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Want to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombies? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have special events like “TNT Tuesdays” where the entire server gets together to blow up as much TNT as possible in one hour. It’s chaotic, it’s explosive, and it’s a ton of fun.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a part of the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just make sure to hold on tight during those bungie jumps – it’s gonna be a wild ride!

LostInCraft Minecraft SMP

best in the world, blunder, Competition, Defeat, Disappointment, Downfall, error, Failure, fumble, Incompetence, LOSING, lost chance, LostInCraft, Minecraft, mishap, missed opportunity, missed potential, mistake, oversight, setback, slip-up, smp

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	294
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16

Are you tired of being a noob on other servers? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we have the best players in the world! And by best, we mean the most hilariously terrible at Minecraft.

Join us for epic battles where players accidentally hit each other instead of the mobs, build magnificent structures that somehow always end up looking like giant toilets, and embark on quests that inevitably lead to getting lost in a never-ending maze of caves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with chickens in a language only they understand. Rumor has it that he once convinced a chicken to lead him to a hidden treasure chest full of diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage quit a few times. It’s all part of the fun on the craziest Minecraft SMP ever!

NurseCraft: Full Time Fun!

associates in nursing, bachelors degree, bills, Boyfriend, chemist, DEBT, family, Friends, full, full-time, Fun, grad school, lab research, medical field, Nurse, NurseCraft, online school, part time, PhD candidate, PTO, Real World, RN, Struggling, TAing, Time

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6317
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	318	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Are you tired of real life drama and looking for a server where you can escape it all? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can build, mine, and craft your way to relaxation and fun!

Join us and meet players from all walks of life, like our resident nurse who only works two 12-hour shifts a week because he’s too busy mastering the art of potion-making in Minecraft. Who needs a full-time job when you can have a full-time adventure in our virtual world?

Don’t worry about paying bills or dealing with debt on our server – the only currency you need is diamonds and emeralds! And if anyone tells you that “real adults work full-time jobs”, just remind them that in Minecraft, the only job you need is having fun!

So come join us on our server and leave the real world behind. Who needs a PhD when you can have a PHD in Minecraft? Let’s craft and laugh together!

ClichéButWise – Minecraft SMP

Cliche, ClichéButWise, common life advice, deep understanding, growth mindset., life guidance, life lessons, life philosophy, life principles, life wisdom, mindset change, mindset shift, Minecraft, personal development, personal growth, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, smp, Understanding, valuable, wisdom

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9656
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	130	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	216	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Villages Defended:	19
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with more drama than a soap opera! Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like getting chased by a pack of angry llamas or accidentally blowing up your friend’s house with a misplaced TNT block.

Our server is like a real-life lesson in the importance of teamwork and communication. You’ll learn the hard way that trying to build a castle by yourself is a recipe for disaster when a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows it all to smithereens. But fear not, because our community is always there to lend a helping hand (or a diamond pickaxe) when you need it most.

So why join our crazy Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you experience the thrill of battling a horde of zombies while riding on the back of a flying pig? And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the legendary secret of the enchanted cow that can grant wishes (or at least give you unlimited steak). Don’t miss out on the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life – join us now!

HatecrushCraft

attraction, complex emotions, conflicting emotions, conflicting feelings, dislike, emotional connection, emotions, hate, HatecrushCraft, Human nature, internal conflict, love-hate relationships, moral dilemma, personal boundaries, Personal experiences, Physical attraction, Psychology, relationships, romantic feelings, sexual desire, Sexuality

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9483
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Animals Bred:	185	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Towns Built:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting or unique? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest fantasies – including the ones you never knew you had!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where even your enemies can’t help but turn you on. That’s right, we’ve got a special plugin that makes every player you dislike or hate suddenly irresistible. Who knew that rivalry could be so steamy?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Love Potion, a rare item that can make anyone fall head over heels for you. Use it wisely, or not – we won’t judge!

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected places.