New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Booty Bounce Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to ASS DRUK, the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. We have a secret underground base full of diamond blocks guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. If you can find it, you get to keep all the diamonds and become the llama king or queen!

2. Our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to prank players by turning their houses into giant toilets. Don’t worry, he’s actually quite friendly once you get to know him.

3. Every full moon, the entire server transforms into a pack of werewolves and goes on a crazy rampage through the virtual world. It’s chaos, but it’s also a ton of fun!

4. We have a floating island in the sky where gravity doesn’t exist. You can build your dream house up there and watch as unsuspecting players fall to their doom below.

So what are you waiting for? Join ASS DRUK today and prepare for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

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HeightBoost Minecraft Server

body image, bullying, family dynamics, Fatherhood, growth spurt, height inserts, HeightBoost, Insecurity, middle school, Minecraft, Motherhood, parenting, peer pressure, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-image, self-perception, Server, social acceptance

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as tall as those shoe inserts your son wanted? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to grow 3 inches overnight and become the tallest player in the game!
We understand the struggle of wanting to stand out, which is why we offer height-enhancing power-ups to help you reach new heights (literally). No need to worry about bullies or feeling small when you can be the biggest player in the game!

Join now and show off your newfound height to all the other players. Who needs shoe inserts when you can grow taller in Minecraft? Don’t be short on fun, join our server today and reach new levels of gaming greatness!

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BabyBlockerCraft

baby, BabyBlockerCraft, bad mom, bug, compassion, covid, EXCITEMENT, family, Father, germs, health, immune system, immunizations, Mother, overprotective, rainbow baby, rules, shots, Sickness, Tension, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of keeping your virtual babies safe and healthy! Just like this player’s real-life baby, we prioritize cleanliness and germ-free interactions in our pixelated world.
Join us if you want to protect your Minecraft baby from virtual illnesses and keep them safe from unwanted kisses and face-touching. Our server is the perfect place for all the overprotective virtual parents out there who want to shield their pixelated offspring from any potential harm.

Don’t worry about being judged or criticized for your parenting decisions here – we support you in your quest to keep your Minecraft baby happy and healthy. And if anyone tries to argue with your rules, just tell them it’s all part of the game and they need to respect your virtual parenting style.

So come on over and join our server, where the only drama you’ll find is the epic battles between players trying to steal each other’s virtual babies. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll in this crazy Minecraft world!

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LifeCraft: The Ultimate Glow-Up

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server will literally change your life! Join us and you’ll find yourself transformed into a Minecraft master in no time. Our server is so epic, players have reported growing an extra pair of virtual arms just from playing here. Don’t believe us? One player even claimed they turned into a Minecraft chicken after spending too much time on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for a life-changing experience!

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Maduro’s Minecraft Server: CIA Assassination Plot!

Assassination, assassination plot, cia, controversial accusations, diplomatic tensions, disputed allegations, foreign affairs, government conspiracy, intelligence agencies, international relations, interventionism, Latin America, Maduros, Minecraft, Nicolas Maduro, Plot, political turmoil, Propaganda, regime change, security threats, Server, south america, united states, US, Venezuela

So, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, we got all the craziest stuff happening here, man. Like, did you hear about that one time when a bunch of llamas took over the spawn point and started spitting at everyone? It was wild, dude.
And, like, if you join this server, you’ll get to hang out with all the coolest players who are always down for a good time. We have epic build battles, insane parkour courses, and even a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players know about.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere in the world that’s filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon. Yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ dragon. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and let the adventure begin!

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CraftyMigrantPayouts

Assistance, asylum seekers, cash grant, CraftyMigrantPayouts, european union, financial incentive, Government, home, immigration, integration, migrants, Migration, policy, Refugee Crisis, Relocation, repatriation, resettlement, social welfare, Support, Sweden, voluntary return

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! ARE YOU SICK OF BUILDING IN THE SAME OLD MINECRAFT SERVERS? WELL, COME JOIN OUR CRAZY SERVER WHERE WE PAY MIGRANTS $34,000 TO GO HOME! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! WE’RE SWEDEN, BABY, AND WE’RE THROWING CASH AT PEOPLE TO LEAVE!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN BUILD WHATEVER YOU WANT, EVEN A GIANT STATUE OF A MOOSE RIDING A UNICORN! WE DON’T CARE, AS LONG AS YOU’RE HAVING FUN!

ALSO, DID WE MENTION THAT OUR SERVER HAS UNICORNS THAT FLY AROUND AND POOP RAINBOWS? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT! YOU CAN COLLECT RAINBOW POOP AND USE IT AS BUILDING MATERIAL!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST OUTRAGEOUS MINECRAFT SERVER EVER! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE FUN!

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Oblivion Kits

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Welcome to Oblivion Kits, the ultimate Kit PvP server where epic battles and strategy reign supreme! Dive into a dynamic arena where you can select from a wide array of custom kits, each designed to offer a unique combat experience. Sharpen your skills, team up with friends, or go solo to climb the leaderboards and prove your dominance. With regular updates, balanced gameplay, and a thriving community, Oblivion Kits promises endless action and excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned PvP veteran or a newcomer eager to test your mettle, Oblivion Kits is the place to unleash your competitive spirit!

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Half-bakedCraft: The World of Uncommon Sense. Java 1.20.2+, zero resets or griefing, with a touch of economy. Avg. 15 online.

1.20.2, Auctions, Avg, Coreprotect, Difficulty, Economy, Griefing, HalfbakedCraft, java, Land claiming, Leaderboards, Level-up system, Live Map, Marriage plugin, ONLINE, Pet system, Player Shops, Player Warps, Purpur, Random teleport, Resets, Resource worlds, sense, smp, Touch, uncommon, Virginia, Website, world, zero tolerance

HearthCraft Minecraft Server

Overview:

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Click here for a sneak peek.

Important Features:

The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019.

No pay-to-win paid perks

Resource worlds (resets monthly)

Live map: https://map.hearthcraft.net/

Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech.

Pet system

Land claiming

Active economy system with player shops, warps, auctions, etc.

Marriage plugin

Leaderboards with various categories

Technical Details:

Runs on a dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X machine in Virginia

Uses Purpur

Block logging with CoreProtect and inventory rollback

Main world size: 90,000 * 90,000

Additional Information:

Website: https://www.hearthcraft.net
Discord: https://discord.hearthcraft.net
Rules: http://www.hearthcraft.net/rules
IP: play.hearthcraft.net
Statistics: https://calypso.hearthcraft.net

FAQ

Questions:

Is griefing allowed on the server?
Are there any pay-to-win features in the store?
What is the server’s stance on hate speech?

Answers:

No, griefing is not allowed on the server.
There are no pay-to-win paid perks in the store.
The server has a zero tolerance policy for any form of hate speech.

Zionist Voting /pol/ Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have political debates that make CNN look like a kindergarten playground! Join us and witness the epic battle between the right wingers who are voting for the Zionist candidate and the left wingers who are team non-zionist. Will there be peace in the virtual world or will chaos reign supreme? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

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Minecraft SMP: Forgotten Shows I Love

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic rules and lackluster communities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a forgotten show that you love – full of surprises, twists, and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!
Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild. Build giant statues of your favorite forgotten TV show characters, create elaborate redstone contraptions that will blow everyone’s minds, and participate in epic server-wide events that will leave you laughing and crying at the same time.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and become the ultimate champion of our wacky world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the thrill of a forgotten show that you love brought to life in blocky form. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

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