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ZeroParentRage – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1165
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2602	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF. So like, one time this dude let his parents count to 0 and like, the craziest thing happened. His house turned into a giant diamond castle and he got a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire. And then, like, all the mobs started dancing and singing Justin Bieber songs. It was wild, man.

But seriously, if you wanna be part of this epic adventure, you gotta join our SMP. We have like, a secret underground base full of enchanted golden carrots and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall. And like, every full moon, we have a massive PvP battle where the winner gets a pet unicorn. It’s like, totally insane, bro.

So yeah, if you’re down for some crazy shenanigans and epic Minecraft moments, you gotta join us. Just remember, don’t let your parents count to 0 unless you’re ready for some next level stuff to go down. Trust me, it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

BlockyBodies: Hide n Seek

#sociopath, BlockyBodies, body count, burying bodies, chilling confessions, cover up, Crime Scene, criminal activity, criminal behavior, criminal investigation, dark secrets, disposing of bodies, forensic evidence, Hide, hiding bodies, Homicide, law enforcement, murder, psychopath, Seek, serial killer, sinister deeds, twisted minds

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4981
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Dragons Tamed:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we ask the real questions like “What is your body count and how did you hide them?” That’s right, we’re not afraid to get a little dark and twisted here.

Join us if you want to show off your impressive body count and share your creative hiding techniques with other players. Maybe you buried them all in a giant pit of lava or turned them into decorative statues for your base – the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all, folks. We also have regular events like “Hide and Seek with the Bodies” where you can put your hiding skills to the test and win some epic prizes. So come on down to our server and let your inner psychopath shine! Just remember, it’s all in good fun…we think.

CraftyTradeWars

Conflict Resolution, CraftyTradeWars, defense industry, defense spending, defense strategy, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, EU, european union, global market, industry chief, international trade, military budget, Négotiation, political tensions, SECURITY, Target, Tariffs, trade war, trump

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1282
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Enchantments Applied:	264	Unicorn Sightings:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

so like, this server is lit af, like seriously lit. we got unicorns flying around, and like, dragons that breathe fire made of rainbows. if you join, you’ll be like a superhero with super strength and the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes.

also, the admin is a wizard who can grant you three wishes, but only if you bring him a sandwich made of diamonds and emeralds.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret base hidden in the clouds where we plan to take over the world? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure ever!

Nano Fluid Fun Land

academic research, Analysis, Brno, Brno University, concentration, decreasing compressibility, Experimental Study, Fluid, fluid dynamics, Fun, Land, linear density changes, LUDOX silica nanofluids, materials science, Nano, nanomaterials, nanotechnology, parabolic velocity trends, particle analysis, research findings, researchers, scientific research, Ultrasound, Ultrasound technology

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8106
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Yo, so like, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got researchers from Brno doin’ all sorts of wack experiments with LUDOX silica nanofluids! They be usin’ ultrasound to find linear density changes, parabolic velocity trends, and decreasing compressibility with concentration! It’s like science class on steroids, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna get your brain cells poppin’ with knowledge and fun! Plus, we got diamond armor giveaways for anyone who can recite the periodic table backwards while doin’ the floss dance in-game! It’s gonna be lit, fam!

Luminous Realms 1.20.2

1.20.2, 2025, 2025 already, Anime, Anon, anon where is my anime, luminous, Realms, where is my anime

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1017
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Bro, forget anime, join this Minecraft server and create your own anime world!

>Anon, it’s 2025 already >Where is my anime?

We don’t need anime when we have Minecraft!

Join our server for a wild ride of building, exploring, and crafting like you’ve never seen before!

Who needs 2D waifus when you can have blocky adventures with your friends?

Say goodbye to reality and hello to a pixelated paradise on our server!

Don’t be a weeb, be a blockhead and join us now!

PuppyPatio Minecraft Server

barking, dog, dog behavior, dog training, dog walking, Fence, front yard, GRASS, inconsiderate, Minecraft, neighbors, night, nighttime routine, pet behavior, pet care, pet etiquette, pet manners, pet owner, pet ownership, Pet Peeves, PuppyPatio, Server, Walking

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5092
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1953	Players Killed by Monsters:	1764
Meteorites Collected:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	411

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! Our yard is fenced, so you won’t have to worry about any unexpected visitors while you’re building your epic creations.

Just like the time I let my dog out to pee and he ended up causing chaos with a neighboring dog! Imagine the mayhem you could create in our server, but with even more hilarious outcomes.

Don’t be like the couple who couldn’t handle a little barking, join our server and embrace the madness. It’s your world to explore and conquer, so why not do it in the most outrageous way possible?

So come on in and let your creativity run wild – just make sure to clean up after yourself, unlike my dog in the front yard! You won’t regret joining our server for a crazy adventure like no other.

PlanBenderCraft

awkward situations, being messed around, best friends, Boundaries, cancelling plans, Communication Issues, compromise, day out, depression, feeling up for it, friendship, Frustration, girlfriend visit, Honesty, last minute changes, making up, moving in together, PlanBenderCraft, Understanding, work flexibility

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9024
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where changing plans last minute is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Join us for a day of unpredictable adventures and spontaneous fun. Just like Joe, you never know what will happen next!

Forget about making solid plans, on our server, plans change every minute! One moment you’re building a castle, the next you’re exploring a hidden cave. Who needs stability when you can have chaos?

And don’t worry about feeling guilty for cancelling plans, on our server, it’s all part of the game. Whether you have depression or just a case of indecisiveness, everyone is welcome to join in on the last minute changes.

So come on over and join us for a day of unpredictability and excitement. Who knows, you might even make a new best friend who will cancel plans with you at the drop of a hat!

CraftyNorms: Society Edition

Breaking Stereotypes, challenging status quo, conformity, CraftyNorms, critical thinking, cultural conditioning, cultural expectations, Edition, normalised, questioning norms, redefining norms, shouldnt be, social conditioning, social conformity, social constructs, societal acceptance, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressure, societal standards, society, unconventional beliefs

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8777
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Towns Built:	10	Star Shards Collected:	258
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Ores Mined:	6168	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your freak flag fly? Look no further than our server, where normal is so last season!

Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to break all the rules. Want to build a house made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombies? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

But that’s not all – we’ve got a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden chicken that lays diamond eggs.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Normal is boring – embrace the chaos!

DroneCraft: Attack on RusHub!

aerial attack, Attack, Conflict, Defense, DroneCraft, Drones, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, Hub, Industrial, long range drones, Military, military base, military technology, RusHub, Russian, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	542
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Crops Grown:	9741	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we have DRONES ATTACKING russian military industrial hubs!!! just 600 miles away from ukraine! it’s like a real life action movie but in minecraft form! join now to experience the adrenaline rush of dodging drones and blowing up military bases! plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of such a crazy and chaotic world? don’t miss out on the fun, join today!

Oslo Citizens Hate Cruise Ship Tourists

1200+ years, Citizens, city life, cruise, cruise ship tourists, cultural heritage, culture clash, Frustration, hate, historical, local perspective, norway, oslo, over tourism, peak irony, Resentment, Scandinavia, Ship, sustainable tourism, tourism, Tourists, travel, visitor impact

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3004
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Potions Brewed:	161	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

u ever been to oslo and been like, damn these cruise ship tourists suck? well guess what, on this server, u can be the one causing chaos for the oslo citizens! join now to experience the peak irony of trolling those pesky tourists, all while building ur own epic creations in this 1200+ year old city. trust me, the vikings would approve. sail the high seas, wreak havoc, and make oslo citizens wish they never crossed paths with u. join now for the ultimate trolling experience!