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Click on Deck Minecraft SMP

‘ick on ‘eck, Click, Deck, long tail, Minecraft, NECK, sick, sick on eck, smp

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7790
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Zombie Dances:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of slime blocks (good luck with that). Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started a dance party in the Nether. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed a secret society and are plotting to take over the server with their trading deals. So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and insanity reigns supreme, click on ‘eck and join us today!

AutisticBrushlessCraft

autism, autistic cousin, AutisticBrushlessCraft, Behavior, birthday present, Boundaries, budgeting, Communication, Decision making, emotional response, Empathy, family conflict, family dynamics, forgiveness, Meltdown, parenting, Promises, relationships, special needs, toothbrush, Understanding

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2134
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Void Armor Forged:	18
Crops Grown:	8188	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of F22 and her toothbrush saga with James, the electric toothbrush enthusiast!

Experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics and birthday present dilemmas as you explore our server. Will you choose the £80 electric toothbrush or settle for the £25 one like a true budget-savvy player? The choice is yours, but beware of the consequences – you might end up getting blocked by James himself!

With a community as lively as this, you’ll never run out of entertainment. So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey that’s more chaotic than a herd of sheep in a thunderstorm!

DebateMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

absurd arguments, absurd debates, Argument, DebateMaster420, dumb debate, funny arguments, funny debates, Minecraft, nonsensical arguments, nonsensical debates, pointless arguments, pointless debates, ridiculous arguments, ridiculous debates, senseless arguments, senseless debates, silly arguments, silly debates, smp, stupid arguments, stupid debates, trivial arguments, trivial debates

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8697
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Animals Bred:	57	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Are you tired of arguing over whether pineapples belong on pizza or not? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and argue about something even more ridiculous like whether creepers are actually misunderstood creatures just trying to give you a hug! Our server is full of wacky debates and crazy discussions that will have you laughing for hours on end. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we dress up as chickens and dance to disco music every Saturday night. Trust us, you won’t find a more absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there!

PixelatedLoveFlaws

acceptance, Affection, attraction, beauty, characteristics, charming, Differences, endearing, Features, flaws, imperfections, Individuality, love, partners appearance, physical traits, PixelatedLoveFlaws, Preferences, QUIRKS, relationship, Special, Unique

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6709
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Enchantments Applied:	95
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we celebrate all the unique flaws in our players’ appearances! From wonky eyes to crooked noses, we love it all!

Join us for a hilarious and wacky adventure where imperfections are not only accepted but encouraged. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with that one player whose pixelated face is just a little bit off. So come on down and show off your quirks on our server – because here, beauty is in the eye of the beholder…even if that eye is a little wonky!

RocketVillage Minecraft Server

compensation, Conflict, Covert, danger, hezbollah, Homes, illegal, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military presence, Militia, Minecraft, payment, Rent, Risk, Rockets, RocketVillage, SECURITY, Server, Storage, Terrorism, village residents, weapons

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	731
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	185	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Buildings Constructed:	24	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Emeralds Found:	6104

Yo, you wanna join our epic Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, this server is so lit that even Hezbollah wants in on the action! They pay the villagers rent to store their rockets in their homes, like what even is that?! Imagine blowing up creepers with actual rockets, it’s like fireworks but on steroids! So come join us and be part of the most explosive Minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it!

RedLineRuckusMC

Allies, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Danish PM, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, Military Action, military intervention, nato, peace negotiations, political strategy, Red Lines, RedLineRuckusMC, russia, strike, Ukraine

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1050
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	928833	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, and unicorns that poop rainbows.

oh, and get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of ninja turtles who are trying to take over the world with their pizza-loving ways. but don’t worry, they’re totally chill and will hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever need.

plus, we have this epic battle arena where you can fight to the death with other players using nothing but enchanted potatoes. it’s like the hunger games, but way more ridiculous.

so, like, forget about those other boring servers with their lame red lines and rules. come join us and let ukraine strike russia or whatever. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

Blocky Justice System

blocky, corrections, Courts, crime, criminal justice, Due Process, Ethics, Fairness, Honor, incarceration, judicial system, Justice, law enforcement, Legal System, morality, prison system, punishment, recidivism, Rehabilitation, rehabilitation programs, societal norms, System

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9079
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	165	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Towns Built:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the prison system is, like, more honorable than the courts, bro. like, you commit a crime in the game and instead of getting banned or whatever, you get sent to prison where you gotta mine diamonds all day. but get this, if you mine enough diamonds, you can, like, buy your way out of prison and become a free man again. it’s, like, a whole new level of justice, man. so come join our server and experience the thrill of the prison life, where the pickaxe is mightier than the gavel. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Green Deal Carbon Chaos

#sustainability, 2050, Agreement, carbon, carbon emissions, carbon neutral, Chaos, climate change, Deal, Decrease, double, Environmental, EU, Europe, Global, Green Deal, Green.., Impact, INCREASE, outside EU, policy, regulations, SAVED, study

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8172
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be aimin’ to be carbon-neutral by 2050! We got dem green deals goin’ on like nobody’s business, tryna save da planet and all dat jazz. But get dis, we also causin’ double da amount of carbon emissions outside da EU! It’s like we tryna save da world but messin’ it up at da same time, ain’t dat some twisted logic for ya? So if you wanna be part of dis wacky rollercoaster ride of environmental chaos, join us now! Who knows what kinda crazy shenanigans we’ll get into next, amirite? Let’s save da world by destroyin’ it, one block at a time!

Crafty Spic Count Minecraft Server

America, census, controversy, Count, Crafty, data, debate, demographics, ethnicity, Government, immigration, lying.., Minecraft, Misinformation, number, Politics, Population, racism, Server, society, spic, spics, statistics, Truth

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5301
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	126	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Alien Abductions:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Magic Items Found:	2056
Dragon Scales Harvested:	464	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Are you tired of the government hiding the truth about the spics in America? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have uncovered the REAL number of spics roaming around! Our server is filled with secret underground tunnels where you can uncover the truth for yourself. Plus, our spic population is so high, you’ll never run out of things to explore and discover. Join now and be part of the spic conspiracy!

Pity Party Minecraft SMP

afd, CONSERVATIVE, Democracy, discrimination, election, Empathy, far right, gender, german women, germany, influence, leadership, Minecraft, nationalism, Party, PITY, Politics, populism, power, smp, society, Thuringia, Vote

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4044
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Alien Abductions:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to see German women taking pity on players and voting for the AfD party in Thuringia… wait, what? Yeah, that’s right, our server is so wild that even in-game politics get mixed up with real-world events!

But that’s not all, we also have legendary tales of players taming Ender Dragons with nothing but a carrot on a stick, and building giant statues of creepers that come to life at night and terrorize the server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a herd of wild pigs in a minefield, then come join us and see what all the chaos is about!