lx zones Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

> moved all windows and Linux workloads Minecraft SMP

edge cases, IT, linux, loonix, lx zones, MacOS, Migration, Minecraft, MOVED, omnios, openbsd, Operating systems, smp, software, solaris, SUN chads, Technology, Theo autist, tim based, Unix, UNIX systems, windows, workloads

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4562
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Buildings Constructed:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Divine Spears Created:	30

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we have transformed all our Windows and Linux workloads to macOS because we believe in living that Apple life! But don’t worry, we still keep OpenBSD and Solaris around for those loonix edge cases – gotta keep things interesting, right?

Our server is run by a group of Tim Cook fanatics, Theo de Raadt autists, and SUN chads who are dedicated to keeping UNIX alive and thriving in the Minecraft world. Join us if you want to be part of a community that values quality operating systems and isn’t afraid to get a little crazy with their server setups.

So come on in and experience the madness for yourself – who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with macOS and UNIX all over again!

BritCraft: Wagner’s Woes

#intelligence agency, BritCraft, British Intelligence, conflict zones, decreased, eastern europe, Espionage, geopolitical tensions, Kremlin, Mercenaries, MIDDLE EAST, Military Contractors, Military operations, past year, personnel, Private Military Company, russia, security forces, Surveillance, tenfold, Wagner Group, Wagners, woes

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	454
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Ores Mined:	8268	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Animals Bred:	43	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have british intelligence keeping an eye on everything! they say the number of wagner group personnel has decreased tenfold over the past year, but who cares about that when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in our server! plus, our admins are actually trained spies so you know you’re in good hands. join now for a spy-tacular time!

QuantumCraft: Consciousness Test

Brain, Consciousness, experiments, Hypothesis, investigation, Mind, Phenomenon, Quantum, Quantum Consciousness, quantum experiments, Quantum Mechanics, quantum research, Quantum Test, quantum theory, quantum weirdness, QuantumCraft, research, Science, study, test, Weirdness

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4430
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Animals Bred:	198	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

hey u, ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like quantum weirdness? well then u gotta join dis server, cuz we doin some crazy experiments up in here! we tryna see if consciousness comes from quantum stuff, like whoa dude, mind blown!

u wanna be part of dis mind-bending journey? come join us and see for urself! we got scientists, we got philosophers, we even got aliens (jk, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

so what u waitin for? come join da fun and be part of da most mind-blowing minecraft server ever! who knows, u might even unlock da secrets of da universe while u building ur epic castle. let’s get weird, let’s get quantum, let’s get minecraftin’!

The Imperfectum SMP: Slightly Derpy, Kinda Funky, Still Friendly, Definitely Not Perfect, but Perfectum-Like

Application Process, armor stand improvements, authentic, building, Datapacks, derpy, Discord, Farms, Friendly, Funky, gaming experience, Imperfectum, kinda, Lag, Mature, Minecraft, perfect, PerfectumLike, Performance, player head drops, Plugins, Redstone, Semi Vanilla, Server, Skilled, slightly, smp, Strict, suggestion channel, Survival, Unique, Vanilla Gameplay, VOICE

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6132
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	New Chunks Explored:	313619
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Perfectum SMP Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla Survival
Minimum Age	15+
Plugins	Selected for performance enhancement and reduced lag
Features	Dedicated moderators, Discord-based application process, unique datapacks, planned events, BlueMap integration, and a thriving community

FAQ

Q: How can I join the Perfectum SMP?

A: You can begin your adventure by joining our Discord Server and following the application process outlined there.

Q: Is there an age requirement to join the server?

A: Yes, the minimum age requirement is 15 years old.

Q: What kind of players is the Perfectum SMP for?

A: This server is designed for skilled and unique Minecraft players who excel in building, redstone, farms, etc.

Q: How long does it take to receive a response to my application?

A: We guarantee to respond to applications within a week of submission.

Q: What unique features does the Perfectum SMP offer?

A: The server offers player head drops, armor stand improvements, regularly planned events, a suggestion channel, BlueMap integration, and more.

WarCraft1812 Minecraft Server

50 dollars, Chocolate milk, college, cranberry seeds, cubbyhole, Dishwasher, fat ladies, government sanctioned, granny panty lining, island hopping, loafers, long tail, Minecraft, nice talk, oak wood, peanut butter vs jelly, raft, Recess, Server, tailor-made, uncle, war of 1812, WarCraft1812

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4272
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Enchantments Applied:	63
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Chimeras Created:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the battles are as epic as the war of 1812…or the peanut butter vs jelly showdown, depending on who you ask! Join us and you might just score some cranberry seeds from my uncle, who once sailed the high seas on a raft made for two fat ladies (complete with granny panty lining, of course).

But that’s not all – on our server, oak wood is a mystery that can only be unlocked with a $50 donation…or maybe just a friendly chat with our resident loafers expert who stores his shoes in a government-sanctioned cubbyhole (definitely not the dishwasher, though).

So come on down and join the madness – we don’t have recess chocolate milk, but we do have plenty of laughs and adventures waiting for you!

UnoButtonCreature Minecraft SMP

2017, boards, controversy, Creatures, dating back, discussion, forum, internet culture, meme, Minecraft, Nuking, Online Community, Opinions, picrelated, slow boards, smp, social media, Thoughts, Threads, trolling, uno button, UnoButtonCreature, viral phenomenon

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8658
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme.

Picture this: a group of mischievous creatures running amok, causing mayhem and pressing buttons that result in nuking entire boards. Yes, you heard that right. These creatures are so unpredictable that you never know what they’ll do next.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to witness these insane events firsthand. Who knows, you might even become friends with one of these crazy creatures and join them in their antics.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. It’s a wild ride, but trust us, it’s worth it.

MomzillaRescueMission

AITAH, alzheimer’s, aps, Attention, caregiving, Complaints, Conflict, dementia, drama queen, Elderly, ENERGY, husband, INCONVENIENCE, mom, MomzillaRescueMission, MONEY, Moving in, not working, parents, patience, Siblings

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1850
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Alien Abductions:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Magic Items Found:	6686
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Zombie Dances:	10

Are you tired of dealing with drama queens and family feuds in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

On our server, you can escape the chaos of caring for elderly parents and instead focus on building the ultimate virtual empire. No need to worry about APS showing up at your door because someone complained about your building skills – here, you’re free to create whatever your heart desires.

And if you’re worried about your mother-in-law moving in and causing trouble, fear not! On our server, she can’t complain about your housekeeping or lack of attention – she’ll be too busy mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs family squabbles when you can have a blast building and exploring in the world of Minecraft?

GoosebumpGamer Minecraft SMP

blood-curdling, bone-chilling, CHILLS, creepy, eerie, Frightening, GoosebumpGamer, goosebumps, hair-raising, Haunting, heart-stopping, HORRIFYING, Macabre, Minecraft, nerve-wracking, petrifying, Scary, smp, spine-tingling., spooky, Terrifying, Thrilling, unsettling

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	856
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40

Do you know what gives me goosebumps? The thought of missing out on the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft SMP server out there! Picture this: a land filled with giant chickens that drop diamonds instead of eggs, a secret underground disco party where creepers bust a move, and a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you step foot in this world, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

CelebHateCraft

actions, Admiration, attitude, Behavior, BETRAYAL, CelebHateCraft, Celebrity, change of heart, Disappointment, disillusionment, Downfall, fallen star, Fame, former idol, hate, Media, personal reasons, public image, Redemption, scrutiny

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2064
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	377
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the craziness you could ever want! Imagine a world where llamas ride pigs, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle it out in epic PvP battles with famous celebrities like Justin Bieber, who will serenade you with his hits before trying to blow you up with TNT (watch out for those high notes!). Or maybe you’ll come face to face with Taylor Swift, who will try to lure you in with her catchy tunes before turning into a werewolf and chasing you through the forests.

But that’s not all! Our server also has custom mini-games like “Dance Dance Revolution: Minecraft Edition” where you can show off your best dance moves and earn special rewards like a pet chicken that lays golden eggs (yes, really).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking cow who gives out free diamonds (true story).

PensionPayoutsMC Server

argentina, Argentine Senate, Budget, economics, financial reform, fiscal policy, Government, legislation, opposition, pension spending increase, PensionPayoutsMC, political impact, Politics, President Milei, public spending, radical austerity, Retirement, ruling party, Server, social programs, social security, Welfare

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	555
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Alien Abductions:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Villages Defended:	19
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

come join our minecraft server where we have more fun than the argentine senate passing pension spending increases! we are so wild, we make president milei’s radical austerity look like a snooze fest!

our server is so lit, it will make you forget all about politics and get lost in a world of blocks and creepers. we have crazy events like pig racing and diamond hunting competitions.

join us and be part of a community that is as chaotic as a government budget meeting. who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement in minecraft? come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

BorderCraftRailz

border crossing closure, border crossing disruption, border security, BorderCraftRailz, bridge collapse aftermath, bridge collapse incident, bridge collapse investigation, bridge inspection, bridge maintenance, cross-border incident, emergency response, infrastructure failure, North American railways, Rail bridge collapse, rail transport, railway safety, structural engineering, transportation disruption, transportation infrastructure, transportation news, US-Canada border

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5174
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Magic Items Found:	5182
Vanishing Items Found:	4	New Chunks Explored:	370392
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Buildings Constructed:	26
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7717

So, like, on this server, we got this epic rail bridge that, like, totally collapsed near the US-Canada border. But, like, don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun! Join our server and help us rebuild the bridge using only dirt blocks and chicken feathers. It’s gonna be a wild ride, literally! Plus, rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure buried under the rubble. So, like, grab your pickaxe and get digging, because you never know what you might find. And who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret portal to a magical land filled with unicorns and diamond armor. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!