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Minecraft SMP – MANS Holostars EN General

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	611
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	420	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on this server where the players are as wild as the mobs!

Rumor has it that Rabu Edition is actually run by a secret society of llamas who have taken over the server and are now demanding players to join in on their shenanigans. But hey, who wouldn’t want to be bossed around by a llama, am I right?

Our players are so insane that they once built a roller coaster that goes straight into the Nether, just for the thrill of it. And don’t even get me started on the time they all dressed up as creepers and tried to blend in with the mobs. Let’s just say it didn’t end well.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have as much fun as possible, then join Rabu Edition today! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Brownie’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	381
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players and landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you adventurous gamers out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is run by a group of magical brown women who have the power to turn your wildest Minecraft dreams into reality!

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds. But wait, there’s more! Our brown women admins have also sprinkled the land with enchanted potions that give you superhuman strength and speed. You’ll be zooming around like The Flash in no time!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of mythical creatures, like rainbow-colored llamas that shoot fireworks out of their ears and dancing pigs that break out into spontaneous musical numbers. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive unicorn that farts rainbows and leaves a trail of glitter wherever it goes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, when someone asks you what you see in your head when you hear someone say “brown women,” the answer is pure, unadulterated awesomeness.

Chunky Minecraft SMP Lad

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4655
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP server and escape the clutches of the fat sack of shit! We offer a sanctuary where you can build, mine, and survive without the constant bombardment of baby gorilla podcasts. Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous adventures that will make you forget all about Patreon pages and Twitch streams. So come join us and let’s create a world where the only fat sacks of shit are the ones we build out of blocks!

———– HixeLand ———– Griefersky Server Minecraft server

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6092
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	795
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Potions Brewed:	39
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Star Shards Collected:	90
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Void Gems Collected:	18	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

The owner of the server “———- HixeLand ———– Griefersky Server” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Jean’s Cheating Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7590
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Dragons Tamed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we answer life’s burning questions like “Would Jean allow Nadia to cheat on him after they were married?” Join us and find out in our exclusive role-playing scenario where you can witness the drama unfold in pixelated glory!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a tiny sword.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Who knew monsters had such killer dance moves?

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a wild ride of drama, chicken jousting, and underground dance parties. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this wacky world!

Trump’s Minecraft SMP Adventures with Epstein

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8593
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP where we uncover the truth behind Trump’s secret life as a Minecraft player! Rumor has it that he built a secret underground base to hide his involvement in Epstein’s pedophilia ring. Can you help us find the evidence and bring justice to the virtual world? Join now for a chance to uncover the scandal of the century and maybe even earn some diamond blocks along the way!

Jerk Off Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6734
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	60
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only question you’ll be asking yourself is whether to mine for diamonds or jerk off in a virtual world. But fear not, because on this server, you can do both at the same time!

Join us for epic battles against hordes of zombie pigmen while wearing nothing but a banana suit. Build your dream castle out of rainbow-colored blocks and watch as unicorns frolic in your pixelated gardens.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army. Will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours.

So come on down to our server and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it.

Limbus Company General Minecraft SMP #2208

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4538
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Season 5 – Oblivion is here, and things are getting wilder than ever before.

Join us as we explore Mirror Dungeons that will make your head spin – from the Mirror of the Wuthering to the Mirror of the Dreaming, you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you.

But that’s not all! Hop on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade and experience a ride like no other. And don’t forget about the upcoming event, The 5th Walpurgisnacht – Full-Stopped By A Bullet. Trust us, you won’t want to miss it.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the upcoming extractions like the Devyat’ North Section 3 Sinclair or the E.G.O Asymmetrical Inertia Heathcliff? It’s going to be a blast, we promise.

And for all you EGO and Sinner enthusiasts out there, we’ve got all the info you need on our official site and Twitter. Plus, don’t forget to check out our useful resources and general guides to help you navigate this crazy world.

So what are you waiting for? Download the game, grab your pickaxe, and get ready for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. See you in the chaos!

Blocky Anime Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7764
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Secret Passages Found:	8	Enchantments Applied:	202
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly group of llamas who will guide you through the magical land of pixelated wonders.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Want to get rich quick? Just follow the clucks and you’ll be rolling in bling in no time.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with your blocky buddies and maybe even challenge the dragon to a dance-off!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game!

Trash Talker Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4519
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Zombie Dances:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Void Armor Forged:	16
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a giant chicken boss, and even participate in a llama fashion show. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco where the creepers like to bust a move.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond banana that grants you the power to turn all the sheep on the server into disco-dancing unicorns. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the craziness begin!