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Dub City Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3899
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Animals Bred:	40
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Are you tired of constantly losing in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is for winners only! We don’t accept any losers here, only dub-getters allowed.

Join our server and experience the thrill of victory as you dominate in PvP battles, conquer epic dungeons, and build the most epic bases that will make even Herobrine jealous.

But beware, the losers on other servers will try to infiltrate our ranks, so you must stay on your toes and prove that you are a true winner.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show the world that you are the ultimate Minecraft champion! Because here, only winners get dubs.

Why Don’t They Just Build The World’s Biggest AI Quantum… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5429
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Void Gems Collected:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can cure is a zombie villager? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the world’s biggest AI quantum supercomputer! That’s right, you can ask it all the science questions you don’t know and even cure cancer overnight! Who needs potions when you have advanced technology at your fingertips? Join us now and become the ultimate Minecraft scientist!

Crafty Cunt Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8033
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Divine Spears Created:	26	Animals Bred:	115
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Void Armor Forged:	17
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a cunt is not only accepted but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have the most epic pizza parties in all of Minecraft! Our pizza brand is so popular that even the creepers can’t resist coming to our parties. Plus, rumor has it that our pizza toppings have magical powers that can make you fly in the game. Who needs wings when you have pizza, right?

So come on over to our server and let’s show the world that being a cunt is not a bad thing, it’s a way of life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Toilet Troubles Minecraft SMP

bathroom, cleanliness, contamination, Dangerous, health hazards, health risks, healthy risks, hygiene, infection control, Minecraft, Plumbing, public health, public restrooms, safety risks, sanitation, sanitation guidelines, sanitation practices, smp, stop using, TOILET, toilet safety, toilets, troubles, waste management

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8601
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	8831	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Villages Defended:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only danger is running out of food? Well, look no further because our server is a thrill-seeker’s paradise! We have lava pits everywhere, creepers lurking around every corner, and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a pack of wild wolves ready to attack!

But don’t worry, we also care about your health and safety. That’s why we have mandatory daily workouts where you have to mine blocks for an hour straight to keep your character in shape. And if you die in-game, you have to do 20 push-ups in real life before respawning. It’s the ultimate fitness challenge!

Join us if you dare, but be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos and come out on top. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

2b2t, Among us, Amongus, Anarchy, Ant Battle, anti cheat, battle arena, beach holidays, Bed wars, Bedwars, brawl stars, build battle, Casino, Castle Battle, Clan Wars, club, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Fishing, Griefersky, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Magic, Maniac, Mario Party, Mini Games, Mob Arena, Murdermystery, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Popular YouTubers, pumping mobs, Quake, Rare wipes, Secret Easter eggs, Shop, Sky Wars, SKYBARS, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, the hunger games, TNT Run, top best clans, trampolines, Unique Plugins, Weddings, work, world of donors

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4663
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

MCRD1.SKYBARS.ME

Fauna’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	402
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1575	Void Armor Forged:	22
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Love Letters Sent:	13	Falling into the Void:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question all your life decisions? Look no further than our server! We’ve got Hololive members joining left and right, including Fauna who made the mistake of not joining sooner. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you a Minecraft pro in no time. Plus, you might even run into Fauna herself and get some insider tips on how to survive in the wild world of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft server out there!

Big Chuuba Minecraft SMP Play Dee Em Cee

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	732
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	6

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing until your sides hurt? Look no further than our server! We’ve got players who spam strings 24/7 like it’s their job (maybe it is, who knows?). And if they get bored, they’ll move on to spamming something else just to keep things interesting.

But that’s not all! We’ve got players who try out new toys and forget about them in minutes, only to move on to the next shiny thing. It’s like a circus in here, but with more creepers.

And don’t even get us started on the female streamers. Are they bad at video games? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come join us and see what all the chaos is about!

Farmers R Us Minecraft Server

agricultural transformation, agriculture technology, business evolution, family business, family legacy, Family Values, Farmers, farming heritage, farming innovation, generational business, innovation in agriculture, Minecraft, mom’s maiden name, rural development, rural entrepreneurship, Server, small business success, small farmer family, soil company, soil management, sustainable farming practices, tech company, technology integration

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6826
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where a small farmer family has somehow turned their soil company into a tech company! How did they do it, you ask? Well, let’s just say they have some top-secret, groundbreaking technology hidden beneath their crops. And don’t even think about trying to find out their mom’s maiden name – it’s a closely guarded secret that could unlock the key to unlimited power in the Minecraft world. Join us for a wild ride of farming, technology, and family drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

The Coolest Minecraft SMP Ever

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	332
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Love Letters Sent:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Villages Defended:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft SMP is the bomb diggity, like seriously, it’s lit AF. Picture this: you’re wandering around, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. And guess what? The only way to access it is by doing a sick parkour course while dodging flaming arrows and TNT explosions.

But that’s not all, folks. We’ve got a secret society of players who dress up as chickens and roam the server, clucking at unsuspecting newbies. And don’t even get me started on the epic boss battles we have every Saturday night. Last week, we took down a giant zombie with nothing but wooden swords and sheer determination. It was legendary.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then you need to join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a guy in a clocktower who plays the most epic tunes while you fly around on your elytra. It’s like a rave in the sky, but with creepers instead of glow sticks. Join us, and let the madness begin!

Funding’s End Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5577
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Runes Activated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity as we embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond chicken and battle against evil llamas who shoot lasers out of their eyes.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs, like the elusive rainbow sheep that poops out gold blocks and the majestic flying pig that grants wishes to those who can catch it. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons.

So why wait? Join our server now before the funding runs out and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret).