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| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 7544 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 199 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 27 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
u know how in other servers u gotta build stuff and survive and all that boring stuff? well, on this server, u gotta fight off zombie llamas riding on giant chickens while wearing a tutu made of diamonds.
and get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs all breakdance and the villagers serve u enchanted golden apples on silver platters.
oh, and did i mention that the owner of the server is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a monocle and top hat? yeah, he’s the one who gives out quests like “find the lost sheep that’s actually a ninja in disguise” or “defeat the evil sheep king who’s plotting to take over the server with his army of wooly minions.”
so, if u wanna have the most mind-blowing, wacky, and downright absurd minecraft experience of ur life, then u gotta join this server. trust me, ur real eyes will realize all the real lies u’ve been told about what a minecraft server should be.
