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| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 7337 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 24 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 31 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, bro. it’s like, the wildest ride of ur life, i swear.
picture this: u log in and u see a giant taco castle, like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, amirite? and then u gotta fight off zombie pinatas with swords made of churros. it’s, like, insane, dude.
oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground tequila bar where u can get drunk with llamas. i know, right? it’s, like, the coolest thing ever.
plus, the mexico president is, like, always online, dissing trump and stuff. it’s, like, so funny. he’s, like, “mexican america sounds nice, bro.” i can’t even.
so, like, join this server, bro. it’s, like, a fiesta every day. u won’t regret it, i promise. #tacotuesdayeveryday
