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Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 7277 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 40 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 10 |
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR BACKYARD SOIL SAMPLES ARE SO RICH IN LEAD THAT EVEN THE EPA IS LIKE “WHOAAAA, THAT’S TOO MUCH LEAD!” BUT DON’T WORRY, OUR RESIDENTS HAVE BUILT LEAD-PROOF ARMOR TO KEEP THEM SAFE WHILE THEY MINE AND CRAFT TO THEIR HEART’S CONTENT.
SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER, WHERE THE GRASS IS GREEN, THE SKY IS BLUE, AND THE LEAD IS… WELL, THERE’S A LOT OF LEAD. BUT WHO CARES? LET’S MINE SOME DIAMONDS AND HAVE A BLAST! #LEADPOISONINGWHO? #DIAMONDSFORDAYS