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AtheroCraft19: Beyond the Acute Phase

Acute, Acute Phase, AtheroCraft19, Atherosclerosis, cardiovascular disease, chronic inflammation, Complications, Covid-19, Cytokine Storm, Endothelial Dysfunction, immune response, immune system, inflammation, INITIATION, long-term effects, Pathophysiology, phase, Progression, Pulmonary Complications, risk factors, thrombosis, vascular health

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9350
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Void Armor Forged:	30
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2

so, liek, u know how u get bored at home durin covid-19 lockdown? well, come join our minecraft server and forget all ur troubles! we got a crazy story for u – did u know that playin on our server actually helps prevent atherosclerosis? yea, that’s right, ur heart will thank u for joinin us! we got epic builds and mini-games that will keep u entertained for hours on end. plus, our community is so lit, u won’t wanna leave! so come on, what are u waitin for? join now and save ur heart from the clutches of atherosclerosis!

Evolution of Pigs and Llamas – A Minecraft server with all the bells and whistles! Join now on version 1.21 Java Edition!!

Adventure, Bells, building, Community, Creative, Custom, Economy, Edition, Evolution, Exploration, Farming, Hardcore, java, Join, Llamas, Lore, Magic, Minecraft, Minigames, Pigs, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, Towny, Vanilla, Version, whistles

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4695
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Evo SMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

Evo SMP challenges the classic SMP meta and offers a unique evolving experience for players. The server is divided into continuously progressing eras, each opening new resources and gear for players to adapt and excel in any environment.

FAQs:

Question	Answer
What is Evo SMP?	Evo SMP is a Minecraft server that challenges the traditional survival multiplayer meta by focusing on player evolution and adaptation.
How is Evo SMP different from other SMP servers?	Evo SMP emphasizes skill and strategy over automatic resource farming and wealth accumulation. Players must adapt to different eras and environments to thrive.
What can players do on Evo SMP?	Players have the freedom to form groups, factions, engage in wars over limited resources, build cities, and participate in special challenges and treasure hunts.
How often do eras change on Evo SMP?	Each era introduces new resources and gear, and as the meta changes, the strongest players are redefined.
How can I join Evo SMP?	You can join Evo SMP by connecting to the server IP and joining the Discord community for updates and announcements.

Can you keep up? Discord: https://discord.gg/vEyhkdgppU

CraftyJew Minecraft Server

American politics, based jew, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, CraftyJew, far right, Government, immigration, Jewish, leadership, Minecraft, nationalism, opinionated, policy, policy advisor, Politics, president, REPUBLICAN, Server, Stephen Miller, Trump administration, Trump supporter, White House

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1911
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Towns Built:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than Stephen Miller, the based jew who should totally be president! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few political debates (just kidding, we’re here to have fun, not argue about politics). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

ConscriptCarnageMistress Minecraft SMP

Army, Bunker, command, ConscriptCarnageMistress, conscription, death, Decision making, Ethics, Hiding, leadership, leadership decisions, military strategy, Minecraft, moral dilemma, orders, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, smp, soldiers, Survival, War Tactics, WARFARE, wartime leadership

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4002
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	11

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the mystery behind why our fearless leader ordered all those poor conscripts to die while she lounged in her cozy bunker, sipping on a fancy potion. Maybe she just really hates creepers and wanted to use them as bait, who knows? But one thing’s for sure, this server is full of drama and intrigue that will keep you on your toes (or hooves if you’re a horse). Plus, we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness!

BlameCraft Minecraft Server

aita, BlameCraft, Blamed, brother, cleaning, fruit flies, Help, husband, Juice, Kids, Minecraft, Mother, NAP, PHOTO, potty, relationship, Routines, Server, slob, smoker, toddlers, Trash, wipe

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9566
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Gods Slained:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with sibling squabbles, passive-aggressive text messages, and fruit fly infestations.

Looking for a server where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated chaos? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and unleash your inner troll.

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through virtual drama, where wiping a toddler’s bottom and taking out the trash become epic quests. Who knew that folding wipes and throwing them in the kitchen trash could lead to such intense family dynamics?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions as you explore our server filled with unexpected twists and turns. And remember, when life gives you fruit flies, just take out the trash and post a snarky photo in response – because that’s how we roll in this crazy Minecraft world!

Pay4UrKidsMess

accident, Accountability, Behavior, Cleanup, consequences, customer service, Damage, discipline, Kids, Mess, negligence, parenting, Pay4UrKidsMess, payment, RESPONSIBILITY, Retail, Soda, Store, supervision

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5682
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Villages Defended:	20	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life and join a world where running wild is not only encouraged, but necessary for survival!

Imagine a world where kids can play peel a boo with shelves without consequences, where knocking over a case of soda leads to epic adventures instead of clean-up duty.

Join us and unleash your inner child as you explore our virtual world filled with endless possibilities. And don’t worry about accidents – we don’t believe in consequences here!

So come on in and let loose, because on our server, the only thing you’ll have to pay for is a good time!

FantasyCraftMC

Alternate Reality, common fantasy, daydreaming, daydreams, dream scenario, dreaming, Escape, fantasy life, fantasy world, FantasyCraftMC, ideal scenario, ideal situation, imagination, mental escape, non-sexual daydreams, non-sexual desires, non-sexual fantasy, peaceful thoughts, personal desires, Relaxation, Wishful thinking

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8371
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3069	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Potions Brewed:	77
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest non-sexual fantasies!

Imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding, and you can ride on the back of a majestic llama through fields of rainbow-colored grass. Sound too good to be true? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the mythical Golden Carrot of Destiny, battle against evil zombie chickens who are plotting to take over the world, and participate in wacky mini-games like “Twerk-off with the Ender Dragon” and “Hot Potato with a TNT block.”

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Burger, a magical food item that gives you the power to build anything you can imagine with just a snap of your fingers. And rumor has it that hidden deep within the depths of our server lies a secret disco party where you can dance the night away with your fellow players and maybe even spot Steve doing the Macarena.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your non-sexual fantasies run wild in the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

PutinCraft: Baku Bound!

Alliance, armenia, azerbaijan, baku, bound, Caucasus, cooperation, Diplomacy, Eurasia, Geopolitics, international relations, Kremlin, Meeting, Partnership, Politics, putin, PutinCraft, relations, souring, summit, TIES, Visit

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4224
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	791	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

so, like, u know how putin is always like, going to places and stuff? well, he just arrived in azerbaijan to like, hang out and stuff. apparently, he’s tryna make friends with baku cuz things are getting kinda tense with armenia. but like, who cares about all that political stuff when u can join our minecraft server instead? we got epic builds, crazy minigames, and even a secret underground base where putin himself hangs out when he’s not busy being a world leader. join now for a chance to meet putin and maybe even become besties with him. cuz why not, right? #putinlovesminecraft #bestserverever

WolvieUncutCraft

adamantium claws, adamantium skeleton, berserker rage, Canadian, cannot become circumcised, comic book character, healing factor, Hugh Jackman, indestructible, Logan, Marvel, Mutant, mutant abilities, mutant healing, mutant powers, Regeneration, SuperHero, uncircumcised, wolverine, WolvieUncutCraft, x-men

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4795
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Dimension Hops:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Buildings Constructed:	31
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

join our epic minecraft server where wolverine cannot become circumcised!! 🤣🤣🤣

why join, u ask? well, let me tell u a story. once upon a time, wolverine tried to get circumcised but the doctor’s scalpel broke because wolverine’s skin is indestructible. so now wolverine roams our server with his uncircumcised willy, ready to take on any challengers 😂

but wait, there’s more!! on our server, pigs can fly and creepers do the macarena before exploding. u never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next 😜

so come join us for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and uncircumcised superheroes. trust me, u won’t regret it!! 🤪🎉🐷🚀🔥

TerribleTaxes PVE Roleplay Java 1.21 Economy Jobs Chestshops Businesses

Account.., Advertise, Businesses, Cheats, Chestshops, collaboration, Community, Competition, Corporation, custom plugin, Economy, employees, exploits, finances, Griefing, Gui, Hacks, java, Jobs, Kindness, optifine, Performance Mods, PvE, Respect, Roleplay, Spam, Survival, TerribleTaxes

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1310
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1

Welcome to BetterBusinesses!
Server IP	play.bbmc.today (Java 1.21)
Discord	Discord server
YouTube	BetterBusinesses YouTube
TikTok	BetterBusinesses TikTok
Patreon	BetterBusinesses Patreon

Overview:

BetterBusinesses is a new survival economy server with a focus on business. Our custom business plugin allows players to run various types of businesses, hire employees, manage finances, and compete with friends. Join our server at play.bbmc.today and unleash your creativity!

Key Features:

Custom business plugin with robust GUI
Survival economy gamemode
Jobs
Chestshops
Friendly community

Rules:

Treat others with kindness and respect
No griefing
No exploiting or cheating
No hacking or cheating, only performance mods like Optifine are allowed
No advertising or spamming
One account per player
Have fun!

FAQ:

1. How can I start a business on BetterBusinesses?

To start a business, use our custom business plugin and GUI to set up shop, hire employees, manage finances, and grow your business.

2. Are there specific rules for running a business on the server?

While there are no specific rules for running a business, players must abide by the server rules, including treating others with respect and not exploiting or cheating.

3. Can I collaborate with other players to create a joint business?

Yes, players can collaborate with friends to create joint businesses, compete with each other, and grow their enterprises together.

4. Are there any restrictions on the type of businesses I can run?

Players are encouraged to get creative and run any type of business they can imagine on BetterBusinesses. The possibilities are endless!

5. How can I advertise my business on the server?

Players can advertise their businesses through in-game methods, such as using signs, chat, and the business GUI to attract customers.

6. Is there a limit to the number of employees I can hire for my business?

There is no limit to the number of employees you can hire for your business on BetterBusinesses. Grow your team as needed to expand your operations.