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Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 5663 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Enchantments Applied: | 139 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Falling into the Void: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 2 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
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