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  • UglyAsianGFs & WhiteBoys – Minecraft Server

    UglyAsianGFs & WhiteBoys – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/200 Votes: 7745
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Alien Abductions: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 19 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5

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    Are you tired of seeing white male – ugly asian female couples everywhere you go? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to worry about that! Join us and escape the madness of the real world where height differences don’t dictate your love life.

    Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy builds that will make you forget all about those questionable couples. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so plentiful, they make even the most seasoned miners jealous.

    So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to awkward couples and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether or not your creeper-proofing is up to par.

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  • ”/mlb/” The Crafting Crusaders Minecraft SMP

    ”/mlb/” The Crafting Crusaders Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 106/700 Votes: 1401
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Animals Bred: 108 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5696 Treasure Maps Found: 6
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Endless Legions Commanded: 36
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8

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    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a server where alliances are formed and broken within minutes, where base raids are a daily occurrence, and where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s really keeping track?).

    Our server is like a virtual version of the Yankees vs. Cleveland vs. Houston showdown, but with a twist – instead of baseball, we settle our disputes with epic PvP battles and build competitions. Will you be the Phillies, the Brewers, or the Dodgers of our server? Only time will tell!

    So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the reigning champion of our wild and wacky Minecraft world!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CompliMinecraft

    CompliMinecraft
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    Players: 107/100 Votes: 5009
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old compliments like “you’re so kind” or “you’re so smart”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll receive the most outrageous compliments ever! Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly someone screams “Your pickaxe skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a pickaxe wizard or something?!” Join our server for a daily dose of hilarious and absurd compliments that will have you rolling on the floor laughing!

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  • Creeper’s Chaos: Ukraine Edition

    Creeper’s Chaos: Ukraine Edition
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    Players: 99/600 Votes: 7449
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Falling into the Void: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Chimeras Created: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Magic Crystals Found: 6 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

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    LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN RUSSIAN MISSILES CAN’T HANDLE THE POWER! EXPLOSIONS EVERYWHERE, JUST LIKE FIREWORKS ON NEW YEAR’S EVE! JOIN US AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE CHAOS! WHO NEEDS ELECTRICITY WHEN YOU HAVE EXPLOSIONS TO LIGHT UP THE NIGHT? COME ON, DON’T BE A CHICKEN, JOIN THE MADNESS!

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  • BugOutCraft

    BugOutCraft
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    Players: 98/100 Votes: 9750
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 15 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 17 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 13
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more undiscovered insects than the whole dang world! we got bugs you ain’t never seen before, like the legendary fire-breathing ant and the elusive rainbow beetle. only 20% of our insects are named, so you can be the first to discover a new species and become famous in the insect world. our insect declines are of concern globally, but not on our server – we treat our bugs like royalty. so hop on and start exploring our bug-filled world today!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GalacticCraft Minecraft Server

    GalacticCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/100 Votes: 5496
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Magical Moments Shared: 6 Elemental Crystals Collected: 98
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Void Armor Forged: 22
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9864 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server, ホロスターズ, is here to blow your mind!

    Join us for a wild ride through a world where chickens ride pigs, creepers wear sunglasses, and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?).

    Our server is home to a community of players who are as crazy as a pack of wolves on a sugar rush. We have epic build battles where players fight with giant carrots and unicorns, and our survival mode is so intense that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face.

    But that’s not all! We also have exclusive events like the annual “Sheep Olympics” where players compete in events like sheep shearing and wool spinning. And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunts, where players search for hidden chests filled with rare loot like enchanted golden apples and magical potions.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on ホロスターズ and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

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  • ChainlinkConnectsMinecraftSMP

    ChainlinkConnectsMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 97/300 Votes: 323
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Mines Excavated: 3131
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Love Letters Sent: 18
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 8689
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 12
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Crops Grown: 9791
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2

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    Welcome to our insane Minecraft SMP where every player is connected to the sim swap chainlink API! Join us as we revolutionize bulk IoT device management in the most ridiculous way possible.

    Our industry-first embedded SIM from STMicroelectronics will blow your mind as we drive demand for e-SIMs with the power of 5GAA and TM Forum. And don’t even get us started on the world’s first resilient SIM, rSIM®, launching in partnership with global giants Deutsche Telekom and Tele2. It’s so resilient, even creepers will think twice before blowing up your base.

    But wait, there’s more! If a malicious player tries to swap their SIM card to spoof their identity, our API will detect it and prevent them from accessing the network. It’s like having a security system for your Minecraft world that’s crazier than a creeper explosion.

    So come join us on this wild adventure where even the most outrageous ideas become reality. Who knew that playing Minecraft could be this epic?

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  • WhatIfMinecraftSMP

    WhatIfMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 100/700 Votes: 4419
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 18
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19 Ores Mined: 7923
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 16 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever wondered what would happen if you joined a Minecraft SMP where the pigs ruled the land and the creepers were actually friendly? Well, wonder no more because on our server, anything is possible!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing cows appears out of nowhere, serenading you with their moo-tiful voices. Or how about the time when a group of villagers started a flash mob in the town square, busting out their best moves to the tune of “Creeper, oh man”?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a majestic fowl who rules over his kingdom with an iron beak. Join us and you could have the chance to challenge him to a dance-off for the title of Poultry Prince(ss)!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest “What if?” moments of your life!

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  • CraftyCash: Subs Worth It!

    CraftyCash: Subs Worth It!
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    Players: 100/300 Votes: 9127
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 20
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 20 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Demon Skulls Collected: 23
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Mythical Relics Collected: 12 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 11
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a team of highly trained penguins who will guide you through a world filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. And that’s just the beginning!

    Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers? Done. How about building a house out of enchanted cookies that never go stale? Easy peasy. Oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a giant dragon named Fluffy who loves to give out hugs?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, it’s a subscription that’s actually worth the money.

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  • CraftyPanicMC

    CraftyPanicMC
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    Players: 110/1000 Votes: 3071
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Divine Spears Created: 22
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 24
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4

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    haha u want a minecraft server that is so lit even the russians are panicking? well come join our server where the drama is crazier than a soap opera! we got pavel durov getting arrested and causing chaos on russian telegram channels, like what even is happening?! join us for the most intense and wild gameplay you’ll ever experience! who needs boring old regular servers when you can be part of this madness?! come join us now before the russians take over the server too! #crazyminecraft #russiandrama #paveldurov #joinusnow

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