Lucas Nelson Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MineCraftIKEABoom

Accountability, anti tank mines, consequences, Defense, dismissal, Explosives, FIRED, general, ikea, investigation, leadership, Military, military equipment, MineCraftIKEABoom, negligence, oversight, Polish, Safety, scandal, SECURITY, weapons

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9260
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	1

join our minecraft server, where we have anti-tank mines hidden in every corner just waiting to explode! our polish general got fired for missing them, but you can come and try your luck! watch out for those sneaky mines in the IKEA section, they’ll blow your mind (literally)! come join the chaos and see if you can survive the ultimate challenge!

Tsundere Allies United

Alliance, Allies, cold war, cooperation, Diplomacy, enemies, foreign policy, History, international relations, mortal enemies, Politics, reconciliation, sworn allies, Tension, TRANSITION, trust building, Tsundere, uk, United, Usa, world war II

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7288
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	5

lol, come join our minecraft server where we reenact the epic tsundere love story between USA and UK but with blocks and creepers! build your own tsundere base and declare war on each other only to end up being besties in the end. who needs history books when you can live it in minecraft, amirite? join now for the ultimate tsundere experience!

The Crafty Table

Blazeandcave’s Advancements, Chat feelings, Community, Crafty, Creative World, Democracy, Discord, Dynmap, Exploration, GSit, Hard reset, Lands, minecraft server, Multiverse, Planet MC, Plugins, RAID WORLD, Resource Gathering, Semi Vanilla, Shop, survival server, Table, unclaimed land, Worldguard

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7095
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	329728
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Void Armor Forged:	11	Astral Projections Made:	1

About TCT:

IP: thecraftytable.com

Welcome to The Crafty Table! We are a small scale, semi-vanilla, survival server with our own creative world. Our community will welcome you with open arms.

We recently did a hard reset of our server for 1.21.1! Meaning there is plenty of unclaimed land to explore.

Our plugins:

Plugins
Lands
Shop
Worldguard
Multiverse
Chat feelings
Gsit
Dynmap
BlazeandCaves Advancements

What makes us unique?

One of our biggest unique features is our democracy on the server. We allow our players a lot of influence over our world, from plugin suggestions and rules to expansions and our staffing team, if you have an opinion on what you would like to see change on the server our ears are open.

We host proposals through our Discord where you can put forward such changes which are then discussed and voted on by our community in our meetings at 8pm GMT on Saturdays.

We also host a monthly MVP vote for your chance to highlight outstanding players of TCT.

Key links:

Discord: https://discord.gg/mezpHTMq64
Dynmap: http://map.thecraftytable.com:25572/
Planet MC: https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/the-crafty-table-5086328/

TCT News: We now have a raid world that resets monthly for resource gathering and exploration so that our main world can continue to be a hub for our player’s fantastic projects.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What type of server is TCT?	TCT is a small scale, semi-vanilla survival server with its own creative world.
What plugins does TCT use?	TCT uses plugins such as Lands, Shop, Worldguard, Multiverse, Chat feelings, Gsit, Dynmap, and BlazeandCaves Advancements for socializing and convenience.
How does the community influence TCT?	TCT allows players to suggest changes and vote on proposals through Discord, as well as host a monthly MVP vote to highlight outstanding players.
Are there any special events on TCT?	TCT now has a raid world that resets monthly for resource gathering and exploration.

Eternal Hololive Love 1.21.1

1.21.1, ETERNAL, hololive, idol agency, idol brand, idol community, idol culture, idol dedication, idol fandom, idol fans, idol industry, idol loyalty, idol management, idol support, Japanese idols, love, online idols, Oshi, virtual entertainment, virtual idols, virtual reality, Vtubers

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3101
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Yo, bro, forget about those 3D girls, come join our Minecraft server! Hololive may have your back, but our server has your front, your sides, and even your butt cheeks covered, bro.

We got all the crazy builds, the epic PvP battles, and the dankest memes you’ll ever see in your life.

Don’t waste your time watching VTubers, come hang out with us and experience a whole new level of virtual insanity.

Join now and let’s create some epic memories together, bro!

DadBodCraft Minecraft Server

acknowledgment, Beach, children, Complimenting, Conversation, Courtesy, DadBodCraft, endearing, family, Father, Gesture, little girl, Minecraft, motivation, politeness, Routine, Rude, Running, Server, snarky, STAIRWAY, young mother

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8888
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Animals Bred:	88	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Votes:	8956
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that values manners and acknowledges polite behavior? Look no further than our server, where even the smallest gestures are appreciated! Just like the little girl who noticed a player trying to pass by on the stairs and made way for them, we believe in kindness and respect.

Join our server and experience a world where even the most two-dimensional players are welcomed with open arms. And who knows, maybe you’ll even receive a compliment about your lovely father while you’re at it!

So come on down to our server and leave rudeness at the door – unless, of course, you’re looking to be called a “jerk” from above. But hey, who doesn’t love a little drama in their Minecraft adventures?

CraftyParkingWars

aita, CAR, CraftyParkingWars, giving a fuck, Hit, Hungry, husband, Karma, parking etiquette, public parking, public parking spot, Rainy, Restaurant, Rush, Saturday evening, shouting, Sidewalk, sidewalk parking, spot, stealing

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8303
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	80	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	75
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168
Villages Defended:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where parking spot drama is a thing of the past! Join us and never worry about getting yelled at for taking someone’s spot again.

Our server is so chill that even if someone tries to block your way, you can just build a giant wall around their car and keep on cruising. No need to worry about karma striking back, because on our server, karma is just a cute little sheep wandering around.

So come join us and leave all your IRL drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is running out of diamonds (but don’t worry, we have plenty to go around)!

PostNutSMP – Men’s Post Nut Clarity Minecraft SMP

behavior changes, Clarity, cognitive function, critical thinking, Decision making, emotional clarity, gender dynamics, hypothetical scenarios, introspection, male perspective, Men, Mens, Minecraft, nut, personal growth, post, Post-nut clarity, PostNutSMP, psychological effects, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, sexual satisfaction, smp, societal impact, societal norms, world changes

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9503
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Gods Slained:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ores Mined:	8206

OMG guys, imagine if we all joined this epic Minecraft SMP where everyone is in a constant state of post nut clarity! Like, you know when you bust a nut and suddenly you have all these amazing ideas and insights? Well, that’s how everyone is on this server 24/7!

Join us and experience the most mind-blowing builds and redstone contraptions you’ve ever seen, all thanks to the power of post nut clarity. We’ve got a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance because that’s just how clear our minds are.

And get this, there’s a legendary diamond pickaxe hidden somewhere on the map that can only be found by someone in the ultimate post nut clarity state. Will you be the one to find it and unlock its true power? Join now and find out!

But beware, there’s a group of evil villagers who have harnessed the power of post nut clarity for their own nefarious purposes. Will you join forces with them or stand against their dastardly plans? The choice is yours, but remember, only those in the post nut clarity state can truly decide their fate on this wild and wacky server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the nutty adventures begin!

Potty-mouthed Pixel Land

animation, cartoon, Censorship, Character, children’s entertainment, creativity, family friendly, FANTASY, Fun, G rated, humor, hypothetical, hypothetical situation, imagination, innocent, kid friendly, Land, Language, PIXEL, playful, Pottymouthed, speculation, swearing

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6097
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Join our Minecraft server and find out which G-rated character would swear the most if they were let loose in our virtual world! We’ve got SpongeBob dropping F-bombs, Mickey Mouse going on a cursing spree, and even Pikachu shocking everyone with its potty mouth. Don’t miss out on the hilarity – join now for a chance to witness your favorite characters behaving in ways you never thought possible!

No Time for Standing Still

measure time, Motion, motion measurement, motion scale, motion time scale, persistent motion, persistent motion scale, persistent motion time, persistent time measurement, scale, scale measurement, standing, Time, time measurement, time measurement scale, time scale, time scale measurement, time scale motion, without motion, without scale, Without time

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3443
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

join our epic minecraft server where time is a mere suggestion and gravity is optional. you can build a house on the ceiling or ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

we have a secret underground city filled with diamond armor-wearing villagers who will trade you enchanted items for a stack of dirt.

if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary golden sheep that poops out blocks of solid gold.

but beware, there are rumors of a giant creeper boss that roams the land, ready to explode your hard work into oblivion.

come join us and defy the laws of physics in the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft server ever created.

CubicleCraft: Midlife Crisis Cure

40s, BELIEF, Challenges, Crisis, CubicleCraft, cure, Intermediate, job satisfaction, later in life, Lower, managers, mid-career crisis, Midlife, occupational classes, point, professionals, Rebound, U-shaped trajectory, Universal, workers

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3986
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	9849
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Secret Passages Found:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Void Armor Forged:	25	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

LOL come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we guarantee you will never have a mid-career crisis! Our players range from managers to professionals to lower occupational classes, but we all come together to build epic structures and battle mobs like there’s no tomorrow.

Forget about hitting rock bottom in your 40s, on our server, you’ll be too busy crafting diamond armor and exploring hidden caves to even think about job satisfaction. Plus, who needs a mid-career crisis when you can have a mid-Minecraft adventure instead?

So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find your true calling as a Minecraft master on our server. See you there, noobs!