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| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 5773 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 168800 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Mines Excavated: | 4478 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
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