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Crafty Commander’s Crazy Minecraft Madness

Allegiance, America, commander in chief, Commanders, courage, Crafty, crazy, determination, General Trump, GOD, GREATNESS, inspiration, leadership, loyalty, madness, Minecraft, nationalism, patriotism, Politics, power, president, strength, success, united states, Victory

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1303
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where you can join forces with General Trump to lead America to victory in the digital world! Swear your allegiance to America, God, and our fearless leader as you embark on crazy adventures and build the most amazing creations.

Join us for insane battles against creepers and zombies, where General Trump himself will lead the charge with his diamond sword of justice. Build towering monuments in honor of our great nation and show off your patriotism in every block you place.

With General Trump at the helm, there’s no limit to the fun and excitement you’ll experience on our server. So grab your pickaxe, gather your resources, and join us today for a Minecraft experience like no other! America, God, and General Trump await your arrival. Let’s make Minecraft great again! 🇺🇸🔨

Snowball Fight Club

#announcement, club, color, design, Digital, Download, DROPPED, Fight, graphics, innovation, Map, new, Release, Snowball, software, Tech, Technology, update, White, whiteness

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9973
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Alien Abductions:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	380	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard about the NEW WHITENESS MAP that just dropped on our server? It’s like stepping into a whole new world of whiteness that will blow your mind!

Join our server for a chance to explore this epic new map filled with glowing white trees, sparkling white rivers, and majestic white mountains. You won’t believe your eyes when you see the beauty of this whiteness all around you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Unicorn Army, a group of magical unicorns that roam the land spreading joy and rainbows wherever they go. Join forces with them and embark on epic quests to save the world from evil forces!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the whiteness like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyJong’s Vtuber Mahjong Madness

Chinchilla, Chuubas, CraftyJongs, en, Jongers, jp, Kaavi’s fortune, Khubie, madness, mahjong, nina, repo, Saint, Tileman, Tournament, vt/asp, vt/fig, vt/mayo, vt/pcg, vt/wasp, Vtuber, WWYD book

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3716
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Love Letters Sent:	18
Potions Brewed:	134	Evil Twin Fights:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further, because our server is like no other! Join now and become a part of the Jongers community where the fun never stops!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons: – We have Chinchilla, the idol of all idols, singing and dancing like you’ve never seen before! – Watch Tileman on Twitch as he conquers the Minecraft world with his epic skills! – Need a laugh? Check out our chuubas for some hilarious content that will have you rolling on the floor!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even Kaavi’s fortune will bring you good luck if you eat the tiles! Yes, you heard that right, eat the tiles and watch the luck roll in!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the craziest, most fun Minecraft server out there! Don’t miss out on the excitement and laughter that awaits you! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty LOLz 2KAT

2KAT, 2KAT2, amusement, Cats, Chuckle, comedy, Crafty, Entertainment, funny, Giggle, hilarious, humor, internet culture, K A T, LAUGHING, Laughter, lmao, LMAO 2KAT, lolz, memes, social media, viral

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1922
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	2059
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some epic reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained cats who have mastered the art of building block castles with their paws. Yes, you heard that right. Cats. Building. Castles. Need I say more?

2. The diamonds on our server are actually made of chocolate. That’s right, you can mine for delicious chocolate diamonds and feast like a king while you play.

3. Our server has a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of rainbows and unicorns. Who wouldn’t want to explore that?

4. The zombies on our server have been trained to breakdance instead of attack. So instead of running for your life, you can sit back and enjoy the show while they bust a move.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure at LMAO 2KAT2 K A T! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ShartCraft: Where Even the President Can’t Resist a Good Shart!

awkward moments, bodily functions, comedy, courtroom, embarrassing moments, Etiquette, flatulence, funny situations, gas, Good, humor, Inappropriate Behavior, judicial system, Legal System, Political satire, president, presidential behavior, public decorum, public figures, Resist, Shart, ShartCraft, sharting, social norms, taboo topics

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9483
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where sharting in the courtroom is not only allowed, but encouraged! Why settle for boring old servers when you can join us and experience the thrill of presidential behavior like never before?

Picture this: you’re in the middle of a intense PvP battle when suddenly, someone sharts in the courtroom and chaos ensues. It’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced before!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also ride llamas into battle, build a house out of diamonds, and even tame a dragon as your loyal pet. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server today and see for yourself why sharting in the courtroom is the new cool thing to do in Minecraft!

BagCraft – Where Blue Archives and General Shenanigans Meet!

4koma, archives, BagCraft, Banners, Blue, Commissions, Defense, Events, general, Global, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, hot spring, Joint Firing Drill, Limit Break Assault, Livestream Summary, Manga, Meet, Normals, patch notes, PVs, RERUN, Resources, Shenanigans, shorts, Side Content

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6212
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

Do you want to fight against Gregorius, the Indoors Torment with Heavy Armor? Or how about experiencing the Fury of Set in the Limit Break Assault? This server has it all – from crazy battles to intense missions!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in the Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission. Who wouldn’t want to guide people through the world of ramen in Minecraft?

And if that’s not enough, how about joining the General Student Council in the SCHALE Settlement Task? You’ll be balancing Schale’s books like a pro!

But that’s not all, folks! We have hot springs, limited banners, and even a 2.5th Anniversary Livestream! Don’t miss out on the chance to experience all the madness this server has to offer.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin! minecraftserver.com – where insanity meets Minecraft!

FujosCraft: Where Minecraft and fujos collide in a pixelated love fest!

acceptance, Anime, bl, boys love, collide, creative expression, FANART, Fandom, fanfiction, FANGIRLS, Fest, fujos, FujosCraft, give love, INCLUSIVE, LGBTQ, love, Manga, Minecraft, Otaku, Passion, pixelated, shipping, Supportive Community, yaoi

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	656
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Farms Harvested:	513	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Animals Bred:	153	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Votes:	4027	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we give love to fujos like never before!

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise where you can build your own yaoi manga castle and ship your favorite Minecraft mobs together.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest diamond-encrusted llamas that drop rainbow-colored wool when you shear them.

Don’t miss out on our weekly cosplay competitions where you can dress up as your favorite Minecraft character and strut your stuff on the virtual runway.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fangirling begin!

KawaiiCraft: Where even Kaya-chan isn’t scared!

anime adaptation, creepy, Dark Gathering, dark themes, fear, Ghosts, Horror, Isnt, japanese manga, KawaiiCraft, kaya, Kaya-chan wa Kowakunai, Kayachan, Manga, manga recommendations, mieruko-chan, Mysterious, Scared, Spirits, Supernatural, Suspenseful, Thriller, upcoming anime

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4897
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1451	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Potions Brewed:	126	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Magic Items Found:	2467	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure unlike anything you’ve ever seen before? Well, look no further because this server is the place to be!

Imagine a world where Mieruko-chan meets Dark Gathering in a crazy mashup of epic proportions. You’ll be dodging creepy spirits while trying to build the coolest base ever – all while looking fabulous in your anime-inspired skin.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that this server is so awesome, it’s even getting its own anime adaptation. That’s right, you could be living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies on the small screen!

So what are you waiting for? Join this server today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockyLoveConnection: bi blk cpl seeking bull

approach, bar, Bi, BLK, BlockyLoveConnection, Boundaries, Bull, Communication, consent, couple, Cpl, encounter, FANTASY, Invitation, iso, man, Pleasure, Respond, seeking, sexual, Threesome, WOMAN

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5944
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Towns Built:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Ores Mined:	3265	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Are you tired of the same old boring servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be approached by a couple looking for a man to pleasure them both!

Imagine the adventures you’ll have as you navigate through the world, helping this couple fulfill their wildest fantasies. Will you rise to the challenge and become the ultimate pleasure master of the server?

Join us now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows what other surprises await you on our server? Let the fun begin!

Crafty LOL Land: ‘Is this true?’

1. Truth, 10. Validity, 11. Reliable sources, 12. Investigate, 13. Skepticism, 14. Research, 15. Evidence, 16. Trustworthiness, 17. Belief, 18. Credibility, 19. Inquiring minds, 2. Verification, 20. Seeking the truth., 3. Fact checking, 4. Doubt, 5. Uncertainty, 6. Questioning, 7. Confirmation, 8. Accuracy, 9. Authenticity, Crafty, Land, lol, True

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2979
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a house! But that’s not all – they also stumbled upon a secret portal that led them to a land filled with unicorns and rainbow sheep. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples at the bottom of the ocean. So come join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, on this server, anything is possible.